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All fun out of the pool for newfaglarp! "future console: ps67?"
This page is a gem.
A Sufferer of Oldfag Dysphoria, displaying symptoms.
Oldfag Dysphoria, also known as anemoia is a condition that causes a person who browses imageboards to believe they have been using the board for a lot longer than most people on the site, or that they should have been "born" a oldGOD but for some reason are a newGOD (or Newfaggot) instead. The affected may sometimes believe that the date he joined (Ex. 2019) is enough to qualify him/zim as an oldfag, even if most other users would not agree. Some sufferers may choose to identify as an oldfag, in other words, transitioning into becoming a "real" though that rarely ends up working out. The condition has seen a massive increase in recent years, and its underlying cause is currently unknown. It is important not to call a sufferer a "newfag" or a "faggot", as this often leads to the suicide of the affected.
This condition is commonly found on 4cuck and many mainstream social medias, as they believe being an oldfag makes you better than the fuggen htsms ev&o nobeidore really cares about your joindate unless you were a janny back then.
Le wrong generation is a term used for people who hate the current decade and who believe that oldfags had it better. This became extremely popular on the Internet with rise of 2000s nostalgia, which was started by Zoomers. Then all of a sudden, an Internet police force called r/lewronggeneration came up and started a genocide where they would murder and rape anybody who didn't believe that the present is 100% perfect.
Downloading images with unix timestamp filenames that begin with 13 or 14 from 4chan archives and posting them, even though that would mean the image was first posted around 2011-2016
Downloading soyjaks with unix timestamp filenames that begin with 16 from /qa/ archives and posting them
Posting threads about how [X] era was better, or responding to such threads
Being extremely quick to call others offsiters and newfagz and excessively whining about said groups, despite often times inadvertently making it apparent that they themselves are offsiters/newfags.
The Sharty has recently become plagued by faggots who’ve read the ‘ki one time and now think that the sharty should still be a site about COVID-19 mandate discussions, impromptu Soot AMAs, niggerweed and trans rights. They will usually LARP as a Soot-era oldfag and spam Hunky Twink Sex Machine, alTHOUGH Kuz-era ones aren’t too uncommon either. You WILL remind them of the the following trvths:
All real oldfags either got burnt out on the sharty and stopped using it, or moved on to other memes. Therefore, oldfag worship le bad because oldfags are selfish nigger fucks with no loyalty to the site that is supposed to transheart them so much (ev&oe I'm a sootfag from 2021 and still post daily[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]). In other words, oldfags are kikes
Being newGOD friendly makes 4cucks seethe which is le oldfag approved, just like my favorite KEKold website Reddit which also makes 4cuckoldry seethe
Dead memes are dead for a reason. They had their time, bringing them back will just serve to desecrate their corpse.
>But you see, complaining about everything new I don't like IS oldfag culture! Look at this screencap of ancient wisdom from 2005 that proves it!If they mention something about how /soy/ should be more IAS, point out how most of it already is, and making it more IAS isn’t really worth it at that point. Alternatively, remind them that no matter how many IAS diversity hire checkboxes a ‘jak fulfills, it will never be a true substitute for the real test of what makes a ‘jak good and what doesn’t: whether it’s funny. Bring up self-insert neutralplier threads too since those are technically IAS, but are still brimstone regardless (they just are chud).
Treatment
Browsing Desuarchive and/or Encyclopedia Dramatica (even doe this only makes it worse)
Becoming a 4chan Janitor (this too makes it worse)
Gallery
A sufferer of Oldfag Dysphoria beginning his Transition therapy for the day.
A nusoigabagool romanticizing an era he wasn't even around to witness
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