Fourth Great Soysurgency

Fourth Great Soysurgency
	Part of The Soysurgencies
Date	26 December 2025 - ongoing;
Location	/soy/
Belligerents
Soyteens Jannies	FPE spammers; Dank meme spammer ; Anti-Janny spammers; Element Cattos spammer Octonauts Spammer
Commanders and leaders
Soyteens, obviously	Unknown
Casualties and losses
'Log is filled with brimstone	Dank meme spammer banned Octonauts spammer banned from /soy/ for 3 days

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Fourth Great Soysurgency is dust...

The Fourth Great Soysurgency is another Soysurgency that began on December 26th 2025. It began because jannies had allowed spam on /soy/ for a few days, allowing people to spam shitty copypastas.

Beginning[edit | edit source]

The first recorded spam attack was on December 24th 2025^[1]. 'teens ignored the spam and spammers didn't do that much during Christmas. However, during the morning of December 26th, 2025, janny acking spam would pick up greatly. This spam eventually lead to 'teens making a bunker thread, with one of these 'teens declaring this to be a soysurgency.

December 26th[edit | edit source]

As already stated, the spam began in the late morning of December 26th, 2025 with this leading to bunker threads being made, where 'teens would declare this to be a soysurgency.

Later in the day, around 12 PM, Element Cattos spam would begin on /soy/ with basically every thread being shit up by the same image of the hydrogen catto. This resulted in some octonauts obsessed zelligger from /qa/ spamming octonauts in retaliation due to being a severely autistic leaky chudcel, resulting in the problem becoming even worse due to xis inability to avoid falling for bait.

After about an hour of this, HTSM spam would end up happening. HTSM spammers would up HTSMquoting everyone and everything, quoting octonauts spammers, Element Catto spammers, janny haters, jannies, and everyone else involved with the HTSM spammers even self-inserting as HTSM at certain points. During this time, the spam would continue with the elemental cattos spammers invading /int/ and /qa/ which further intensified the octojeet's leakage. Octofag would eventually get banned from /soy/ for being a leaky avatarfag.

Around 2:30 PM, frogniggers would begin spamming Pepe the Frog with big asscheeks and some 'teens would spam glowie 'jaks.

At about 4:30 PM, dementiaposting spam would begin, lasting for about an hour and a half. A little bit later, brandon spam would begin but it would not last very long.

After about 6:00 PM most spam would go away with only janny hate remaining. The elemental cattos and octonauts spammers were gone, there were no more feds, and there were no more dementiaposters.

Janny hate would be spammed occasionally for about two hours until around 9:30 PM when FPEkikes began spamming miss circle all over the 'log. This spam continued into December 27th 2025.

December 27th[edit | edit source]

After the clock struck 12 and midnight arrived, the FPE spam continued until about 2:00 AM. During this period the pluekike would end up spamming fpe on /int/ before spamming janny hate because xe was leaky about the op image limit being 5.

Timeline[edit | edit source]

December 26th 2025[edit | edit source]

AM[edit | edit source]

some 'teen begins spamming hanging jannies
The Fourth Great Soysurgency is called.
Nothing really happens for a bit

PM[edit | edit source]

Some nigger begins spamming Element Cattos, a troonslop game with heckin' valid non-binary cats
Some kike from /qa/ begins spamming Octonauts in response like the leaky manchild xe is
HTSM spammers begin HTSMquoting everything everyone says
Element Cattos spam invades /int/ which makes the octokike leak all over /qa/
Some frognigger begins spamming Pepe the Frog clapping his ass cheeks
A 'teen begins spamming great meme reset 'jaks
'Teens start hating jannies more
Someone begins spamming cockvore 'jaks of Quote
RTL Daily polls hit 2.2, the lowest in its recorded history (for now..)
The great meme reset spammer gets permabanned for automated posting
Some 'teen begans spamming glowie 'jaks
Dementiaposting
Brandon spam
Spam quiets down for a bit
Janny hate spam comes back
Spam chills out for about 2 hours
FPE spam begins and lasts for the rest of December 26th