ARCHIVE.PH MIGHT ACK SOON (GLOWNIGGERS ARE AFTER ITS ADMIN)
ALWAYS USE MULTIPLE ARCHIVES AND REARCHIVE EVERYTHING (on megalodon.jp and other archivers) NOW!!!
(possibly a false alarm doey)

/bp/-Soyteen War

From Soyjak Wiki, the free ensoyclopedia
< Bp
Jump to navigationJump to search
This topic relates partially or completely to IRC

Here be gegbulls, malware, and TAP WATER.

The /bp/-Soyteen War was a Sharty winraid.

Reason for victory: /bp/ locked, deleted an hour later.

/bp/-Soyteen War
DateFebruary 15, 2025 - February 16, 2025
Location
Result

TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY

  • /bp/ cattywiped and turned into /nate/ 2; deleted on February 16
  • Furries banned from the Sharty
  • Gas stations closed, starting the Soyl Crisis (unfortunately)
Belligerents

/bp/

Baiters

Oil companies

/soy/

/dem/

The Second Force

Remnants of /chr/

Anti-iOS Tap Water Squad

Jannies

Multiple SNCA factions such as bronies and /swa/ and also attentionwhoring name/avatarfags
Commanders and leaders

Discord

Soggy

Lysytsya

Slvt4BIBISI

FRQQT

9a0c

NATHANIEL FVCKING HIGGVRS

THE SPIRIT OF CHUD45005

Some random namefags mane i dunno
Casualties and losses

Furfaggotry banned from the Sharty

Bipedal Animals subtitle deleted from /bp/, making the board exclusively themed around petroleum. Board turned into /nate/ 2, then DELETED A DAY LATER ONLY LEAVING AN ARCHIVE BEHIND GEEEEEEEEEG

Board cattywiped and colonized by multiple SNCA factions

Multiple GETs stolen by #soy

2 major GETs were stolen

Gold's mind is utterly broken

The mental health of at least one 'teen got buckbroken due to the stolen GET.

The /bp/-Soyteen War was a brief conflict caused by furniggers stealing the 10000000 GET on /soy/ (the most important GET on the Sharty so far) and causing the 9999999 GET to be skipped as the 10000000 GET was a BUMP! post.

As a result of the war, jannies removed "Bipedal Animals" from /bp/'s title and changed its ruleset into that of /nate/'s; with the board being completely flattened by soyteens cattywiping it and by SNCA factions trying to colonize the board to turn it about their SNCA. The war ended in TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY; with jannies banning all furfaggotry from the Sharty (yes, even /nate/) and /bp/ being deleted.

As of now the remaining stragglers from /bp/ are trying to pollute /soy/ with brimstone spam but are failing miserably. GEG stay mad, furfags. Flinging shit won’t bring your board back. The furniggers have given up trying to degrade the integrity of /soy/ even further than what it already is. Allahu Akbar! All praise is to Allah! As of late February, they still try to pass off their furfaggotry as "bait" and have started to coal up /soy/ once again. Every post in support of 9a0c will likely be attempted derailed by furfags.

Unfortunately, environmentalists and BYD infiltrated in the conflict only to close the gas stations, the other side of the board, thus starting the Soyl Crisis.

Timeline[edit | edit source]

- /bp/ steals the get, soyteens see this as an act of TQTAL PERJVRY and immediately raid /bp/

- Rules get updated by 9a0c which bans furfaggotry from all other boards and change /bp/s ruleset to /nate/s, therefore allowed cattywiping and removed the flood detection

- Catty wiping commences and several /bp/ GETs are stolen

- 9a0c announced that the board will explode a hour later, after a hour passes the board gets locked and eventually deleted, therefore making /bp/ lose.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Images used for cattywiping[edit | edit source]

The casus belli for the war[edit | edit source]

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
The /bp/-Soyteen War is part of a series on
Wars and Conflicts


Wars on the 'ru and the Wiki [-+]
Minor conflicts [-+]
Miscellaneous [-+]