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Third Great Soysurgency

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Third Great Soysurgency was created by or has connections to Telegram
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Third Great Soysurgency is darker than coal...
Third Great Soysurgency
Part of Sharty riot

The 'log on October 18th, 2025
DateOctober 2025
Location
Status Ongoing
Belligerents

Soyteens:
Soyteens

Spammers:
Terrible Mouse spammers


FPE spammers
'cado spammers

Frog spammers

Non-Aligned factions:
Islamic State of New Afrika


Dollists
Commanders and leaders
Soyops Mousegram (debated) Unknown
Units involved
Risoygimento Brigades spammers of all kinds

/floyd/ist Jihadis


Dollist jihadis
Casualties and losses
No new raids at all, coal catty for days (le implying that it was gemmy in the first place) Catty wiped, spammers only targeting comments as of now.

The Third Great Soysurgency is a useless conflict which began on October 18th between NAS posters and IAS posters. It is also a LARP session where soyteens larp as "Soyops" who supersage and feed all bait instead of just ignoring it, which has caused some critics to ridicule the entire movement as a recreation of UTTP where instead of LARPing as "detaining trolls", nusoicacas "detain coal".[1]

Background[edit | edit source]

On October 18, one of the Satania posters expressed his concern over the quality of /soy/ over the past few weeks. He noted that Nightly Raids had came back in a way and how Quote was just straight up allowing Telegram corders to ruin the board. He later turned his reply into a thread, which got deleted roughly 10 minutes after it was up. A lot of teens were in the thread and got angry and began protesting.

Timeline[edit | edit source]

Beginning[edit | edit source]

2 threads were created on /soy/ with 1 goal, getting all NAS coal removed off /soy/ without Jannies' help. [2]
A falseflagger proceeded to make a bot which spams the Soyops termination image under every nupost.
A shit ton of catty wiping occurred causing the PPH to reach 1100.

A falseflagger pretends to be a Soyopper LARPing as a UTTPnigger.

Post-spam[edit | edit source]

Somehow, all the brimstone was destroyed in the catty wipe. However, it persists in reppey sections.
Teens decided to target the storybots and numberjacks posters by supersaging their threads.

October 19[edit | edit source]

Terrible Mouse is the dailyjak, a huge blow for the Soyteens.

One 'teen points out exactly what the aforementioned Satania poster was trying to say and teens actually listen.
The log is wiped multiple times by Mousegram.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Citations

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