War on Reddit

Global War on Redditards
	Part of Soyteen-occupied government (partially, since 2025)
Date	November 2016 - Present
Location	The Internet
Status	Ongoing
Belligerents
4chan /pol/; soyjak.party /soy/; /pol/; /raid/; X (Since 2022); iFunny; Right-wing subreddits: r/The_Donald †; r/Conservative; r/ShitPoliticsSays; r/AverageRedditor †; Tiktok 💔Juggtok; 🥀Slimetok; Supported by:; Russia (January 2025-July 2025); n̶i̶g̶g̶a̶a̶i̶d̶s̶l̶a̶n̶d̶ Ukraine (July 2025-Present) (ev&oe Ukraine is reddit country); United States; Presidency (2017-2021, 2025-present); House of Representatives (2017-2019, 2023-present); Senate (2017-2021, 2025-present); Supreme Court; El Salvador; Israel (partially, covertly)	Reddit; Reddit-run protest movements:; 50501 movement; "No Kings" movement; Supported by:; Twitter (Before 2022); Bluesky; n̶i̶g̶g̶a̶a̶i̶d̶s̶l̶a̶n̶d̶ Ukraine (January 2025-July 2025)<; Russia (July 2025-Present) (ev&oe redditors hate Russia); Leftist judges; Palestine; BNWO; United States (before 2017); Presidency (2021-2025); House of Representatives (2019-2023); Senate (2021-2025); European Union; Amazon Web Services; Breadtubers; California; India; Minnesota; Canada; Mexico; China (ev&oe redditors hate bugchinks); Israel (partially, covertly)
Commanders and leaders
Hiroyuki Nishimura; Quote (2025-Present); Froot (Until 2025); Elon Musk (2022-2025); Eric Adams; @Reddit_Lies; Vladimir Putin (January 2025-July 2025); (((Vladimir Zelensky))) (July 2025-Present); Donald Trump (2017-2021, 2025-present); JD Vance; Mike Johnson (2023-present); John Thune; Steve Scalise; John Roberts; Charlie Kirk †; Nayib Bukele	Gavin Nuscum; Reddit mods; Elon Musk (before 2022, 2025-present); Jay Graber; Vladimir Putin (July 2025-Present); (((Vladimir Zelensky))) (January 2025-July 2025); Barack Obama (Until 2017); Nancy Pelosi (2019-2023); Kamala Harris (2021-2025); Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez; Zohran Mamdani; Hakeem Jeffries; Chuck Schumer; Ketanji Brown Jackson; Justin Trudeau (Until 2025); Mark Carney (Since 2025); Claudia Sheinbaum; Xi Jinping
Strength
Thousands of users	Millions of users
Casualties and losses
Several right-wing subreddits banned; Teslas and Tesla dealerships vandalized; Donald Trump shot in the ear; Ashli Babbitt killed; 1,500 patriots arrested; Tons of 'teens banned from reddit and X; Jamie White killed; Owen Shroyer Swatted; Charlie Kirk killed; Reddit_Lies briefly suspended from X	8001+ Trannies Killed via suicide; Kamala Harris loses 2024 election; Redditors punished for violent threats; 1 judge arrested; Biden infected with ASS CANCER; Elon's clitty atomized; Thomas Matthew Crooks killed; Redditors arrested for rioting Big Beautiful Bill signed into law by drumpf; Tyler Robinson captured and arrested;

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The War on Reddit or the Global War on Redditards is an ongoing war against the social networking site Reddit by many other websites, including the Sharty.^{[it just is, ok?]} It has involved many smaller conflicts and raids. The exact beginning of the war is disputed, though it is believed to have originated in the late 2010s, during Donald Trump's first presidency.

Origins[edit | edit source]

As we all know, Redditors are left-leaning, and they were predictably pissed when Donald Trump won the 'lection in 2016. Reddit's staff is equally retarded, demonstrating by their banning of right-leaning subreddits, most notably r/The_Donald.

2023[edit | edit source]

'Teens organized a raid on r/place 2023. Managed to build an Imp, and it defended against waves of redditards, griefers, argentinians, phishers, and that later on got destroyed by Bad Apple 'cord's botted pixel animation. It appeared on Reddit's official youtube account's r/place day 1 video^[1], so it has been regarded as a minor 'arty victory.

2025[edit | edit source]

On September 10, 2025, AɅɅERICAN PATRIQT CHARLIE KIRK was shot in the neck and killed on stage at his "American Comeback tour" at Utah Valley University by a rouge tranny who was originally thought to be spadeson irl^[2]. The shooting was confirmed by campus officials, and took place around noon as the event began. Video recorded the moment of the shooting shows him recoil while speaking, blood visible on his neck. After the assassination, the demonrats (unsurprisingly) started to celebrate his death on tiktok, facebook, X, discord, reddit, and Bluesky, several politicians from the Demoncratic Party "condemned" the shooting(evendoe they are quite literally responsible for this incident), and 'teens on /soy/, /pol/chuds on 4cuck, and right wing Xitter users started a mass doxing campaign targeting troons, faggots, and niggers celebrating Kirk's death, including trying to ID the shooter so xe can get TRUMPED by the FBI once found, eventually the shooter was turned in by his father and was captured by the FBI.^[3] ^[4]