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Blobjak
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Reason: nigger made a wiki page about his nophono variant that only he posts
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It has been suggested that this article be merged into List_of_doxes/C#Crimson_Fur. Discuss. [This page was last edited at 10:40, 9 January 2026 (UTC)] Blobjak is dust...
Posting blobjak WILL most likely result in bloblee clittyleaking in your thread and accusing you of embedding soylita into your post, blobjak is best posted to bait him.Blobjak is a nuvariant that was created by a 'teen to troll infamous furtroon and gegbvll Crimzon Fur. It was created in July 2025 and is the first modern nuvariant, predating nuvariants such as Vlodson and most /soy2/ variants.
Due to how garbage and NAS the original image was, the creator had to improvise and add several new lines and IAS features, topped of with soyak's mouth copy-pasted onto it.
Also it's creator self inserts as it to force xis shit NAS nuvariant
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Blobjak is the first notable variant without a body.
- Blobjak made the furtroon it was meant to mock delete his wiki.
- Blobjak stole the 5000 and 7777 GETS on /soy2/ and also stole the 90000 GET on lainchan's /Ω/ [2]
Bloblee[edit | edit source]
Bloblee himself is dust...
However, baiting him is a gem.Bloblee is an obsessed nulee that's EXTREMELY prone to leaking over any instance of blobjak, calling it NAS and sometimes a joyjak. When he's called a nulee, he will often respond by saying "THERE IS NO BRIMSTONELEE" or something like that. In addition, he also sometimes leaks on the 'log if you bait him too hard.
He also tries to embed soylita into blobjaks to make the variant look bad.
