variant:unknown

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> Unknown is a highly dangerous soyjak variant capable of shape shifting. <

variant:unknown is a tag on SoyBooru used to describe soyjaks that cannot be tagged as any of the existing variants. variant:unknowns that attempt to pass off as new variants are commonly described as coal or brimstone. Occasionally, variant:unknowns are described as gems, but there are exceptionally few variant:unknowns that take off and reach known status. On a few occasions, a particular depiction of a variant:unknown (such as the one janny paycheck ‘jak that you WILL find on your own) might become somewhat popular about soyteens though. Sometimes, an existing variant is deformed beyond recognition, and that instance becomes a variant:unknown.

variant:unknowns tend to be tracejaks, and miss typical visual cues of a Soyjak. This is one of the reasons they are NAS coal. Popular jaks are almost always better than variant:unknowns, and easier to find. The main exception is when ARYANS force a name onto their poorly drawn coal nobody uses, and spam hundreds of low effort flag edits of it.

Unknown was a rollable name on soyjak.party.

THIS IS ALL THAT IS KNOWN ABOUT VARIANT:UNKNOWN YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER

A page of variant:unknowns, most of these are Tracejaks
Smugjak is one of the few variant:unknowns to become known. Also he is a main variant now.
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Unknown

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Unknown is was will be one or more soyjak variants associated with the tag variant:unknown. First discovered by 'ru users on ████ ██th, ████, it caused widespread panic across the Sharty after images of it began to propagate wildly, which, due to ████████████████, caused massive death tolls. This resulted in Soyvil War Ϫ, leading to ██████ and the shutdown of all Soysphere sites for █ months. In the aftermath, Unknown disappeared from the face of the 'ru, while a coalition of CIA, FDL, and Glibblecord forcibly suppressed the events mentioned above.

History

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The history of Unknown is not well documented due to censorship efforts, which at its height included the ACKK-ing of 'teens and shutting down of archive servers. However, two interviews which still exist serve as the foundation for this page: that of ∩oot and that of Poopmaxxer.

Origins

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The first mentioned instance of Unknown was by a booru user named Apple, who was a frequent user of the Booru, known for his obsession with apples, being extremely to bait, and posting coaly variant:unknowns which nobody liked. One day, he mysteriously went silent, stopping his uploads and replies completely. 6 days later, he made replied under a Meximutt post:

>Unknown is the truth Unknown is the lord Unknown is the end [a]

before deleting his profile.

6 days after that, a wave of other users simultaneously left the same comment before, likewise, deleting their profiles. This event repeated 6 days after that, then 6 days more, repeating 6 times in total. On the final iteration, ∩oot finally saw Unknown.

∩oot said his first thought was that the search function wasn't working: no matter what tags he filtered for, a random list of images would appear. Yet, despite each image being different from one another, he somehow had a gut feeling that they were, in fact, all the same. He kept trying different search queries, over and over, until he finally just searched variant:unknown.


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The Unknownpocalypse

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TBD

Known facts

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  • Unknown was not created by any known 'jakker, including any soyteen, janny, or even jartycuck.
  • Unknown comes neither from Niggerhell, nor Aryanheaven.
  • Unknown has not been spotted since its disappearance on ███████ 1st, ████.
  • Unknown likely has the ability to shapeshift.
  • A single viewing of Unknown can cause a variety of symptoms:
    • 'jakking fatigue
    • Derangement syndrome
    • Schizophrenia
    • Dementia
    • STDS (Suddent 'teen Death Syndrome)
  • Most soyjaks are Unknown.
  • You created Unknown.
  • When Cobblestone was asked about Unknown in a Broom Q&A, she is said to have replied with the following: "████". The thread was soon deleted, and no record of it has yet been found.

Relations to other entities

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Nophono

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Notes

  1. ↑ This is according to Poopmaxxer. According to ∩oot, the phrase ended with Unknown is the sky, which was later corrupted. Both agreed that the phrase was memetically capable.