Mexican-American War

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Mexican-American War
Part of useless nigger wars

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DateMarch 2025-April 15, 2025
Location
Result

American Victory or something

  • venecos and most meximutts (excluding greg) disappear (probably deported)
Belligerents
  • / Mexicatien
  • / The International Boy
  • Mexican Chuds
  • Venezuelan Chuds  
  • Castizo Chuds
  • Gooners
    • Julisouaee
    • tons of samefaggots
    • greg
    • / Americutioner
    • / zetak
    • / Native Chuds

    Supported by:

    • satoko_houjou_fan (Alleged)
    • Barack Obama (Alleged)
    Ramiro de Maeztu
    • / Chudnater2
    • / Chasecool
    • / SloptranWNBAG
    • / Heisenberg
    • / The_lnternational_Boy (not be be confused with the mexislut)
    • / American Chuds

    Supported by:

    • Italian_Chad
    • / Antiswarthy
    • DOLL
    • / Sabiopajin
    • / anglo_bvll
    • OdessanBVLL
    • / Addison
    • Teasuck
    Commanders and leaders

    (((Claudia Sheinbaum)))
    / Mexicatien

    (((Nicolás Maduro)))
    Hernán Cortés

    Coomer Wojak

    Hugo Chávez

    Simón Bolívar†

    Agustín I

    Vicente Guerrero

    Gaspar Yanga

    Abu Hafs al-Hashimi al-Qurashi

    Ahuitzotl

    Malcolm X (alleged)

    Pedro Sánchez

    Donald Trump

    Froot

    James Polk

    Zachary Taylor

    Greg Abbott

    Sam Houston

    Kim Reynolds

    (((Javier Milei)))

    Leopoldo Galtieri

    Juan Manuel de Rosas

    Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva (drunkly)

    (((Paulo Kogos)))

    Romeu Zema

    Michelle Lujan Grisham

    Jefferson Davis

    Giorgia Meloni

    Jens-Frederik Nielsen

    Mette Frederiksen

    Keir Starmer

    Nigel Farage

    Margaret Thatcher
    (((Volodymyr Zelenskyy)))
    Kyriakos Mitsotakis
    / Chudnater2

    / Garf
    Strength

    Slopjak spam

    Antimatter

    Autism

    Gay porn

    Faggotry/Femboy niggerbrim

    "muh dik" Posting

    Slopjak spam

    Coal

    Antimatter

    Autism
    Casualties and losses
    • Irreparable damage to the booru and its comment section
    • Venecos surrender
    • Creation of the Mexibrute Subvariant

    The Mexican-American War was yet another countrywar between the SoyBooru users of Mexico and the United States.

    Background[edit | edit source]

    On November 5th 2024, President DQNQLD TRVMP won the 2024 United States Presidential Election, causing lots of Mexicans to become angry. As a result of trumps anti-mexican sentiment, Mexicans begin making Amerimutt memes In March 2025, thanks to Astrofene being 'inished from the 'ru chudnater2 returned to posting, usually posting things related to politics and history. However in the end of March 2025, Mexicans began posting femboy edits of chudnater2

    History[edit | edit source]

    The war began due to an influx of Mexican chuds that posted tons of anti-American/pro-Mexican soyjaks on the 'ru. At first, the American chuds simply spammed the comments with slopjaks and accused any pro-Mexican poster of being satoko_houjou_fan undercover. However, they would soon strike back against the cartel with jaks of their own.

    The war accelerated greatly in Late March/Early April 2025 due to 2 specific porn-addicted Mexicans, Mexicatien and The International Boy, who created accounts on the 'ru and to shit on chudnater2 by making pornographic content and femboyslop involving him. The dastardly duo would then hit fellow latinx 'teens Garf and SloptranWNBAG with similar coaljaks.

    This led to the 3 victims creating an alliance to take part in conflict against the mexigooners. The Mexicans posted so much fetish brimstone it caused chasecool to awaken from his slumber, the mexicans basically started an unwinnable war for themselves since most of the site is american.

    Somehow, the mexicans managed to become 10x more degenerate in this conflict compared to how they acted back in the Italo-Mexican war of 2023-2024. Around April 11/13th the Venezuelans had completely withdrawn from the conflict, mainly because they decided to focus on rigging the second round of the Ecuadorian general election, which they failed (GEG!).

    Citations

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