Newfag derangement syndrome

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Newfag derangement syndrome / Disorder or (NDD) as an acronym is a spectrum mental disorder commonly found in oldfag populations. it is characterized by delusion & hatred for newfags. Typically in the form of demoralization or yearning to be an oldfag.

Types of NDD[edit | edit source]

NDD; as it is a spectrum. Comes in many forms, with some making the sufferer turn feral. Some types of NDD include:

  • Oldfag dysphoria: Only caused when the sufferer is a newfag themselves. They will attempt to LARP as an oldfag, usually for either self gain or to appeal to a crowd.
  • HTSM demoralization disorder: This is the most common form, it is a form of NDD involving demoralizing others into hating newfags using stereotypes & Slippery slope fallacies. This first rose after the incomprehensible woahjack xitter boom. giving the birth of the Twitter immigrant archetype. This would cause the first major rise of NDD. The fire died down after the newfag repellant facade started to fade, only for HTSM to become the new scapegoat. Giving the name.
  • A recorded instance of a severe FNHD episode
    Feral Newfag hatred disorder: This is an incredibly rare type of NDD, it is characterized by violent outbursts of rage towards newfags. There are few recorded instances of this hapenning.[1] sufferers of FNHD will usually be prescribed BBC therapy and Meds to control their rage.

Types of delusions[edit | edit source]

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  • Obviously inspect elemented threads

Treatment[edit | edit source]

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