CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
SNCA:Keir Starmer
Sir Keir Rodney Starmer (born 2 September 1962) is a britbong Labour Party politician and former British prime minister from 2024 to his resignation in 2026 (Q predicted this). Winning in a landslide election against the Tories due to their last 3 prime ministers being a jeet and two retards. He is widely hated by chuddies for letting 13 gorillion Pakistanis enter Britian, and letting them rape children and turn the country into a shithole or however the biscuit is crumbled. He has also been widely praised by disciples of Klaus Schwab and heavily criticised by most internet users for his authoritarian internet laws, aimed to keep cacas off gender-unaffirming social media platforms that pose a great threat to one's mental health and heccin' anxiety, even doe he's probably just attempting to profile everyone on the internet and censor footage of Somalis culturally enriching the country.
