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Mashallah! Zohran Mamdani is halal

The subject of this page has been approved by Allah and is considered halal.

> "I speak of Yemeni bodega owners and Mexican abuelas! Senegalese taxi drivers and Uzbek nurses! Trinidadian line cooks and Ethiopian aunties या कुछ और أو سيء !"

-Zohran Mamdani

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Zohran Mamdani is a left-wing commie!
ZOHRAN MAMDANI IS EVIL DISCORDIAN BRIMSTONE STRAIGHT FROM THE DARKEST PITS OF THE ϪTH CIRCLE OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!
Zohran Mamdani
ज़ोहरान ममदानी
Mayor-Elect of New York City या कुछ और أو سيء
Assuming office
January 1, 2026 या कुछ और أو سيء
SucceedingEric Adams या कुछ और أو سيء
Personal details
BornOctober 18, 1991 (1991-10-18) (age 34) या कुछ और أو سيء
Kampala, Uganda या कुछ और أو سيء
NationalityIndian या कुछ और أو سيء
Political partyDemocratic या कुछ और أو سيء
SpouseRama Duwaji या कुछ और أو سيء
ParentMahmood Mamdani या कुछ और أو سيء
Mira Nair या कुछ और
AwardsRetard Award या कुछ और أو سيء

Literal Commiepedotroon Award या कुछ और. أو سيء

Fakest Smile Award या कुछ और أو سيء

irl Euromutt Award या कुछ और أو سيء

Weakest democratic performer against the polls Award या कुछ और أو سيء .

Bitching About Shit Nobody Cares About Award या कुछ और أو سيء

pajeet mutt award या कुछ और أو سيء .

Most Punchable Face award या कुछ और أو سيء
IAS?No या कुछ और أو سيء
SAAR GIVE ME YUOR RUPEES SAAR PLES NO REDEEM THE GIFT CARD या कुछ और أو سيء

Zohran Kwame Mamdani, also known as Zohran Mamdiddy, ZOGran Mamdani, or Zoro Mumdummi is an Islamic politician who is the mayor-elect of New York City या कुछ और أو سيء .🔒 A member of the Democratic Party and the Democratic Socialists of Americaय ा कुछ और أو سيء , xe has served as a member of the New York State Assembly from the 36th district since 2021, representing the Queens neighborhood of Astoria या कुछ और أو سيء . Xe is best known for flip-flopping on every single thing that xe originally said xe was going to do[1], eating food with xis greasy as shit hands, bitching about Q and ICE, and successfully running for mayor of New York City, where xe vowed to give everybody free shit once xe wins या कुछ और أو سيء . This boosted the FUCK out of xer campaign या कुछ और أو سيء . Since xe was running against disgraced governor Andrew Cuomo and Curtis Sliwa, as expected, Mamdani won the election with 1,036,051 VOTES🔒 and will rape New York Shitty to death with xis gay nigger communism in 55 days या कुछ और أو سيء .also a car exploded one day after xe won, but that's just how Muslims celebrate. Stop being homophobic you CHVD या कुछ औ أو سيء र.

Most soyjaks and jartycucks love Mamdani for opposing drumpf, giving everybody free gibs, as well for being the heckin wholesome reddit approved candidate or something. Xhey also praise xim for being a brown muslim. However most Americans hate him for being the literal definition of a commiepedotroon या कुछ और أو سيء .

Zohran's iq is estimated to be around 75-80,Slightly smarter than the average jartycuck doe या कुछ औ أو سيء र. Just like Kamala Harris (who endorsed xim btw), xe also likes to change xis accent whenever xe's talking to people in foreign countries या कुछ और أو سيء .

Xer face is also annoying to look at too just like that one guy in the school i attend and BOTH OF THEIR FACE is made for BBKC (BIG BOWIE KNIFE CARVING) या कुछ और أو سيء

Xis Policies या कुछ और أو سيء[edit | edit source]

  • Free shit या कुछ और أو سيء
  • City-owned grocery stores या कुछ और أو سيء
  • Sending chuds to concentration camps या कुछ और أو سيء
  • Opposing le evil fuggen MAGA ICE NAZIS या कुछ और أو سيء
  • Giving government mandated black bvlls to all soyboys या कुछ और أو سيء
  • Tranz rites o algo या कुछ और أو سيء
  • Arresting Bibi the next time xe visits NYC (will never happen award) या कुछ और أو سيء
  • Turning the city into niggerhell या कुछ और أو سيء
  • Defunding the Police या कुछ और أو سيء
  • The construction of 200,000 new affordable housing units या कुछ और أو سيء
  • Making the official language of New York City arabic या कुछ और أو سيء
  • Forcing everybody to worship trannies या कुछ और أو سيء
  • Sending all dogs to death camps या कुछ और أو سيء
  • Erecting 900+ statues of BLACK QVEENS या कुछ और أو سيء
  • free balestine या कुछ और أو سيء
  • Forcing everybody in NYC to play fnf या कुछ और أو سيء


Like ideas that are too good to be true? Or are you simply bored out of your mind and want to see what happens to Capitalist New York City when you install a blatant Communist as its mayor या कुछ और أو سيء ? Wanna force out all the logically-thinking people and companies from the city and make them move to Texas and Florida या कुछ और أو سيء ? Or God forbid, Upstate या कुछ और أو سيء ? Forgot that 9/11 happened या कुछ और أو سيء ? Or rather, do you hate America and want to rape her and her values and citizens, starting with her biggest city या कुछ और أو سيء ?

If you answered yes to any of the above, then YOU should join the bandwagon for Zohran Mamdani the Commie या कुछ और أو سيء ! He's got ZERO actual management or leadership experience, and he's about to run the biggest city in America या कुछ और أو سيء ! Well, anything is better than someone with many years of bad experience running the state, right या कुछ और أو سيء ?

Controversies या कुछ और أو سيء[edit | edit source]

  1. Zohran Mamani's mayoral campaign received nearly $13,000 from foreign donors including a contribution from his mother-in-law in Dubai या कुछ और أو سيء .
  2. Mamdani identified as both Asian and Black or African American on a college application या कुछ और.NIGGA DOES HE LOOK YELLOW/BLACK या कुछ और أو سيء
  3. He eats rice with his hands like the disgusting freak he is या कुछ और أو سيء . [ev&oe that's just how african niggers eat since they don't know what a fork is या कुछ और أو سيء ]
  4. A Muslim group with ‘deep’ terrorist ties was a huge backer of Mamdani campaign या कुछ और أو سيء
  5. He is associated with Imam Siraj Wahhaj, an unindicted co-conspirator in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing या कुछ और أو سيء .
  6. Xhe promised to end billionaires, but right after being elected was shaking hands with (((Alex Soros))) या कुछ और أو سيء .

Rap Career या कुछ और أو سيء[edit | edit source]

A few years before xe even became a citizen in 2018, xe produced rap music under the moniker Young Cardamom and collaborated with a Ugandan rapper HAB on an EP titled Sidda Mukyaalo and... (I don't get paid to write this literal SNCA fuck you या कुछ और)

Personal life या कुछ और أو سيء[edit | edit source]

Mamdani was born on October 18, 1991 in UGANDA out of all places, xe and xis family moved to South Africa two years after it became niggerhell in 1996 या कुछ और أو سيء . In the same year xis family moved to Jew York after they figured out that living alongside niggers wasn't a good idea या कुछ और أو سيء . Mamdani attended the Bank Street School for Children on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, where he successfully ran as the independent candidate in a middle school mock election, adopting a platform of "equal rights, anti-war [policy] that proposed spending money on education rather than the military" या कुछ और أو سيء . In 2003, he returned to Kampala for a year and attended school during his father's sabbatical there; his paternal grandparents and aunt still live there and helped take care of him while his father was working on the book Good Muslim, Bad Muslim. Before running for office, Mamdani worked as a foreclosure prevention and housing counselor या कुछ और أو سيء . There, he assisted lower-income immigrant homeowners in Queens with eviction notices and efforts to remain in their homes. He said the experience motivated him to run for office to address the housing and affordability crisis या कुछ और أو سيء .

THE TRVTH या कुछ और أو سيء[edit | edit source]

He is actvally an Israeli-ʌʌade rQbQt that is cQntrQlled by the JeVVs. या कुछ और أو سيء

Contrary to popular opinion he doesn't actually wants to destroy Israel. या कुछ और أو سيء[2]

Citations

  1. https://x.com/meth_slonker/status/1978563746156237001
  2. Although Mamdani is Muslim and has criticized Israel, he has stated various times that Israel has a right to exist and that it should exist with "with equal rights for all" <----- shit nobody cares about award
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