Captain Coalism

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Captain Coalism refers to the soylitical philosophy regarding the soylitical policies of Captain Coal and his soylitical decisions.

Soyliticial policies and decisions[edit | edit source]

Edited posts to end with "also i'm trans", "(USER WAS PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THIS POST)" in giant red text, "seethe", and other coalposts.
Changed peoples names from "Chud" to "CUCK", "GIANT FAGGOT", "DUMBASS", etc., or their IP address.
Revealed the IP of anyone who spoke out against him.
Deleted every sticky on /soy/, including the Impjak adventure thread, and replaced them with a single sticky linking to the Markiplier board.
Used the capcodes "## GOD", "## ALLAH", or "## KING".
Absolutely no rules except that everything is chaotic

Captain Coalism is part of a series on	"Woah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks!"	Related Personalities [ - + ] Soot (oldfag perspective) ♦ Lolkek ♦ Captain Coal ♦ Kuz
		Related Happenings [ - + ] Soyvil War 1 ♦ Operation Bleached Bowl ♦ Great Soyset ♦ Trannygate ♦ Soyvil War 2 ♦ BBC Attack ♦ Great Purchase ♦ Captain Coal attack ♦ List of Soot-era PMs
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