Captain Coalism

Captain Coalism refers to the soylitical philosophy regarding the soylitical policies of Captain Coal and his soylitical decisions.

Soyliticial policies and decisions[edit | edit source]

Edited posts to end with "also i'm trans", "(USER WAS PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THIS POST)" in giant red text, "seethe", and other coalposts.
Changed peoples names from "Chud" to "CUCK", "GIANT FAGGOT", "DUMBASS", etc., or their IP address.
Revealed the IP of anyone who spoke out against him.
Deleted every sticky on /soy/, including the Impjak adventure thread, and replaced them with a single sticky linking to the Markiplier board.
Used the capcodes "## GOD", "## ALLAH", or "## KING".
Absolutely no rules except that everything is chaotic

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