Soycon 2025
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SOYCON 2025 IS BLINDING SWAZI BRIMSTONE STRAIGHT FROM THE BOILER ROOM OF ABEEDJAHANNAM!!!!!!!!!!!
On June 26, 2025, "Soyteens" met up in New York City for a Soycon. 6 people showed up on the first day, and 5 on the 2nd day. In the thread, the participants were ridiculed after one of them showed up with a boylover t-shirt, but he claims it was to cosplay as a jartycuck.[1] Later the thread would be full of Froggoogagas mocking them and the people who showed up coping in the replies.
Participants[edit | edit source]
Kurt Cocaine[edit | edit source]
Undeniably the group leader. He’s the guy with long luscious golden locks, often holding the camera.
Boylover Buck[edit | edit source]
The hispanic(?) kid with the notorious ‘blue swirl’ tee. One of the primary sources of controversy for this year’s event. Has greasy hair and is kinda fat, like a proto-Novaonline.
Jarty Sparrow[edit | edit source]
An enigmatic pajeet. He’s the shitskin with long hair and unironically wearing a cape.
Beanie Guy[edit | edit source]
Not much to say about him tbh. He is pretty brown though.
Baker Mayfield[edit | edit source]
The kid in the Browns jersey who looks like fat Nate. He seems to have pulled the ol’ irish goodbye, as he is not seen in the more recent photos of the event. Arguably the closest thing to aryan at the event.
False Flag Theory[edit | edit source]
Some 'teens suspected this to be a falseflag from the Jassy.
