Soycon 2025

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Soycon 2025: brownest one yet!
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On June 26, 2025, "Soyteens" met up in New York City for a Soycon. 6 people showed up on the first day, and 5 on the 2nd day. In the thread, the participants were ridiculed after one of them showed up with a boylover t-shirt, although he claims it was to cosplay as a jartycuck.[1] Later the thread would be full of Froggoogagas mocking them as the people who showed up were coping in the replies. The attendees were extremely swarthy because the event was held in NYC.

Participants

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Kurt Cocaine

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Undeniably the group leader. He’s the guy with long luscious golden locks, often holding the camera in the photos taken of the event.

Boylover Buck

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The hispanic(?) kid with the notorious ‘blue swirl’ tee. One of the primary sources of controversy for this year’s event. Has greasy hair and is kinda fat, like a proto-Nova Online. This attendee has since committed suicide.this was added by an 'iki account with only one edit which is this. this may have been this nigga's suicide announcement.

Jarty Sparrow

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An enigmatic pajeet. He’s the shitskin who has long hair and is unironically wearing a cape.

Beanie Guy

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Not much to say about him tbh. He is pretty brown though.

Baker Mayfield

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The kid in the Browns jersey who looks like fat Nate. He seems to have pulled the ol’ irish goodbye, as he is not seen in the more recent photos of the event. Arguably the closest thing to aryan at the event.

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