Coalification
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Coalification, also known as normiefication, is a geological process, under which gems from the soysphere (or the broader imageboard culture), end up transitioning into safe-edgy, unfunny, gender affirming, normie, xitter dust. Cultural appropriation is the most common form of coalification, characterized by the adoption of elements, customs, and symbols from a culture by members of another in an inappropriate, disrespectful, or unacknowledged manner.
In the Soysphere, this phenomenon most commonly happens when something considered Sharty culture is posted on sites like X, TikTok and Instagram by either a normie, tranny, or branigger. The first two get the most flak by soyteens, while the latter, despite being the worst offender when it comes to cultural appropriation and being 10 times as harmful for the Soysphere compared to normgroids and troons, gets away with it because nusois are too ignorant or they're braniggers too. 
Normies appropriating Sharty culture isn't as bad as you think, though it still sucks. As a matter of fact, it's 5 times less worse than trannies appropriating Sharty culture, and 10 times less worse than braniggers appropriating Sharty culture. The coalification of Sharty's culture is currently one of the most common arguments used by the proponents of JSID.
The opposite of coalification is Gemmification, (also known as Chudding up) where safe-edgy troon coal is chudded up by ‘teens into something decently worthwhile or gemmy. This is rare however.
Causes of the coalification
[edit | edit source]Coalification is mostly caused by nusois themselves, who can't help, but spam sharty references on every social media website they go to, which in turn attracts trannies and braniggers alike to use these incomprehensible soyboy wojacks as reaction images.
Soyjak-themed Jewtube channels like SPVA, CobsonTALKS and Neglevin also contribute to this, bringing more normienegroid immigrants.
Instances of coalification
[edit | edit source]Chudjak
[edit | edit source]Chudjak has historically been the most co-opted soyjak. Chud is referenced on practically all social media to some capacity. Associated phrases like "Nothing ever happens", "Billions must X", "the West has fallen" being coalified by normies who don't know their political implications. The coalification of chudjak has led many 'teens to question his gem status. The most offensive case of this appropriation is the Fat Little Chud trend which was popular during the middle of 2026.
Gigachad
[edit | edit source]Various undesireables misuse Gigachad to defend their abhorrent and retarded beliefs. This is mostly seen on Twitter.
Meximutt
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Main article: Normification of Meximutt
Meximutt being coalified by Braniggers, arguing that if you're against Japan or gooning to 'p, then you're an obsessed brown latinx.
The term "o algo" is also being heavily coalified.
Joyjak
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Joyjaks are NAS content popularized and usually created by trannies. Most of them are based on or are IAS, edited to remove any derogatory content🔒. Certain ones, such as 59 Percent, are even ironically created by 'teens and subsequently appropriated by trannies. Some of them are fully original, however, rather than being edits of existing IAS content.
Other
[edit | edit source]- Two Soyjaks Pointing is the most well-known instance of coalification. A once gemmy variant was ruined by normies and Xitter users, turning it into nothing more than your average shitty redraw trend that dies in a month or less.
- Syndromejak is basically the same case as the above, but to a lower extent. In just few weeks after variant was created, it started to get ruined by normies, specially from Twitter but also in more mainstream places like Instagram and TikTok, fell in popularity after 3 months.
- Awards, specifically the "fell for it again award", used by commiepedotroons to make fun of Trvmp supporters for apparently "falling for jewish lies again"
- Trvke gifs, usually associated with an image of Morgan Freeman saying "true..."
- Gem alert gifs
- Calling things Reddit, usually done by redditors themselves.
- Agartha memes, usually posted by people who have no idea it's a hecking white supremacist narnia or something.
- Terms from and/or used in right wing adjacent spheres like "Chud", "Foid", "Femcel", "Gem", "Truthnuke", "Goyslop", etc.
- Antisemitic jokes, which is kinda weird considering that social media algorithms usually punish bad goyim for speaking ill of their overlords. This has led some chuds to believe
that this whole thing is a CIA psyop to make antisemitism look like one massive retarded meme.Meds - Gigafly along with AI Gigas in general have started to be coalified by basically every kind of Xitter user. This includes pedophiles, tankies, shitskins, among others. Thank xitterniggers for ruining possibly the best NAS in recent history.
- Ack and long way down are now used by normgroids on chintok, usually edgy cacas. Though this isn't as bad as the others since it's usually commented under trannies videos to make fun of them.
