Soyius Partius

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Soyius Partius, The Archduke of A24, The Boyar of Bumo, The Cheif of Cobson, The Duke of Deformed Soyjaks, The Emperor of Ears, the Fuhrer of Fatjak, the Generalissimo of Gems, The Herald of HWABAG, The Imperator of Impjak, The Jarl of Jacobson, The King of Kuz, The Lord of Lawrence, The Margrave of Massjak, The Negus of Nate, The Overlord of Onions, The Prince of Perrojak, The Qagan of /qa/, The Raja of Rapeson, The Shogun of Soyak, The Tsar of Though, the Ustav of Up, the Viceroy of variant:unknown, and The Warden of Wholesome Soyjak, was a Roman patrician and preacher who taught his disciples that they could achieve eternal youth by keeping their mouths agape at the sight of milk mixed with a mysterious black liquid from the orient, maintaining a stubble beard, and wearing what could be considered proto-glasses.

Legacy

Soy sauce and the plant used to make it is named after Soyius due to the liquid's use in his rituals.

soyjak.party, a website dedicated to The Swede's works, is named after Soyius due to the legend that the artist is the reincarnation of him.

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