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HANGING SCHOLAR GIVES YOU NAMEROLLS

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THIS EXACT IMAGE

HANGING SCHOLAR GIVES YOU NAMEROLLS WAS A SOYJAK.PARTY THREAD WHERE SOMEONE MADE THE THREAD SAYING "if you use this image you have a high chance of getting hit by a nameroll", 'TEENS DID NOT BELIEVE IT AT FIRST, BUT AFTER SOMEONE FIRST POSTED THE IMAGE IN THE THREAD, THEY GOT THE BERND NAMEROLL.

WHICH MEANT, THE HANGING SCHOLAR IMAGE WILL GIVE YOU A NAMEROLL. THE CIA AND (((THEY))) HAVE TRIED TO SILENCE AND HIDE THIS FROM MANY MANY PEOPLE, BUT I HAVE FOUND OUT. POSTING THIS IMAGE WILL GIVE YOU A HIGH CHANCE TO GET A SPECIAL NAMEROLL. THE ORIGINAL THREAD IS DEAD NOW, BUT IT HAS BEEN ARCHIVED BY ME[1]. (((EVERYONE ELSE))) KEEPS CALLING IT A LIE FOR SOME REASON, IT ISN'T, AND (((THEY))) START DISABLING THE NAMEROLLS WHEN THEY FIND OUT.

TAKE YOUR MEDS SCHIZO. A HANGING SOYJAK IMAGE WON'T AND WILL NOT GIVE YOU A NAMEROLL. (((What xe said, now get back to praising us, goy.)))

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