insert
insert is a useless nigger key found on most standard English-language 'eyboards. Despite being a "key," it is, in fact, locked🔒. It is best known for being accidentally pressed while you're typing and trying to navigate a large text field. This results in you deleting anywhere between two to five of your letters before you realized you pressed it.
Though it has nothing to do navigation, it is nonetheless located next to the very useful home and end keys🗝️. This means that if you're editing a page on this very wiki (or another text file e.g. programming), you VILL accidentally press insert when trying to press home or end.
Experts say that the insert key has caused an estimated $4.1 thrembillion dollars in economic damages ever since its invention. Additionally, it is responsible for thousands of wasted man hours for 'ki editors, alongside billions of microseetherald particles, which has made their way into our balls [Marge...], turning us all into soyboys.
History
[edit | edit source]Not much is known about the history of the insert key. Some quick research on Wikipedia shows that it originated in 1971 on the IBM Model B keyboards [1]. However, it wouldn't be until 1986 when, on the IBM Model M, the insert key was placed in a 2-by-3-rectangle layout, next to DEL and other navigation keys [2]. This keyboard layout would be proliferated and standardized in the following years, thus cursing all typists with the plague of the insert key forever more.
It is said that on ███████ 13th, 198█, lead designer at IBM Joel █████ saw a disturbing figure in his dreams. The entity was tall, wore a sheath of spikes as a cloak, and held a goat head in its left hand. In its right, a beige rectangle, which appeared to have slowly moved towards him, as Joel became nauseous and his vision went blurry. The last thing he saw before waking up in a cold sweat was just one word: insert. Afterwards, ████ [DATA REDACTED]
Where and when you'll encounter the insert key
[edit | edit source]- While editing the 'ki
- While coding
- While using Microsoft Word for your Job
- While soyraging about your vantablack post being removed from the 'ru
- While typing in the chat in Soycraft
- While writing A24 slow-burn poopson time travel hoaxes on the sharty
- When you just lost your job
- When you just got doxed
- When you just woke up from a nightmare where
a tall entity cloaked in spikesmeds now - When you JUST hit the insert key and then accidentally fucking hit it again
- While editing this very page, at least 5 times
How to minimize encountering the insert key
[edit | edit source]- Use the mouse to navigate
- Never going back to edit anything you've ever typed
- Use
- Organize protests calling for the removal of insert
- Physically rip off your insert key
Rip off the rest of your keys there's a bug in there they're watching you they're watching you
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