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Pepe Graphics Card

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> >Nusoi you HAVE to help me. I've been trapped inside the packaging box of a 17 year old graphics card and a group of strange green glowing men beheaded me and put my severed head into a robotic body. PLEASE nusoi you have to get me out of here <
Pepe's cries to be released from the card [1]
The card

The Pepe Graphics Card is an old Nvidia Series 9 graphics card that has Pepe's vengeful spirit imprisoned inside it. Pepe cries every day to be released from his eternal prison, when used, this graphics card installs a virtual Pepe into your computer that feels everything and has a mind of its own.

Virtual Pepe[edit | edit source]

The box

The Pepe that is installed when using the card is completely lucid and can feel anything that is done to him, even the slightest amount of wind from the cursor moving, he lives in a world of his own where things in the virtual world are real, you can also torture and throw him across the screen. The pepe also feels hunger and can get thirsty so you must feed him food, otherwise he will forever perish, on the positive side, he can also feel the warm lush and beautiful background of Windows XP if you are using that operating system. The pepe smiles, yet his future is uncertain, as when the graphics card gets thrown away and sent to the wasteyard his soul will be permanently stuck in a state of limbo, a true genre-redefining record breaking nightmare.

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