Giant Hogweed
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Heracleum mantegazzianum, also known as Giant Hogweed is an ARYVN BVLL plant from the carrot family that can be found throughout most of Europe and America. It mindbroke the nativecvcks by being very invasive and poisonous. The sap is toxic, resulting in blisters and scars. (You) VILL touch it and smell it[You just will, ok?]
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Giant Hogweeds are beloved by almost all soyjaks as a head or eye accessory (much like fruits) or as a gift for special occasions. It is common practice to smell and touch giant hogweeds because they have a refreshing lung-cleaning minty odor. Much like Marvel or A24, giant hogweeds have a loyal and committed fanbase primarily composed of soyjaks. A notable exception would be Chudjak, who, despite the plant being a wellspring of pure aryan vril, hates this plant and wishes to destroy it. Even doe its bad for the environment chud.
Many black soyjaks of color enjoy smoking giants hogweeds like niggerweed. It is said to have /calm/ing effect on the body, hence the blueish color the soyjak takes on when smoking it.
