Ship

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>Though maybe you were looking for shipping?
This topic attracts ASPIESPlease remind those obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
This is the most ARYAN ship in the world btw

Ships, also known as boats, are large, self propelled, vessels that generally navigate on water. Ships commonly attract autisticCHADS. Oil, which is used by most ships, leaves a lot of soot in the air which causes you to cough o algo. Ships are the most efficient type of transport for cargo, as the physics of water allows to transport more in bulk and use less fuel per tonne of cargo per meter.

Types of ships

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Transport

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  • Cargo ships - The most frequent used type of water vehicles, due to their cost effectiveness and ability to carry a lot of weight, these are vital for the global economy btw.
  • Tanker - Vessels used for transporting oil, these frequently create oil spills in the ocean if someone does idiot shit o algo.
  • Fishing Vessels - category for any ship used to get fish
  • Cruise ship - Used for recreational purposes such as living life like having and not giving fuck, the most type most used by corporations and billionaires.

Specialised

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  • Icebreakers - they break ICE in the north o algo
  • Cable layers - lays cables for the internets so that trannies can get groomed and get 'oxxed by soyteens.
  • Trawler - specific type of fishing vessel that uses nets to gather fish en masse
  • Construction vessels - ships used to build structures in the ocean and the coasts, these actually also include the cable layers previously mentioned in this page
  • Drilling ships - they are used to create oil rigs.
  • Supply vessel - ships used to carry supplies.

Military

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  • Destroyer - Originally named Torpedo Boat destroyers, they were initially made to destroy Torpedo Boats which would attack large Capital ships with very little being risked in return. They now mostly defend larger ships from submarines and aircraft or launch missiles independently.
  • Cruisers - Initially made for operations far from the mainland during the age of sail, they now are used to launch cruise missiles to bomb middle eastern kids, important to note is that some cruisers are similar in displacement to destroyers nowadays due to politics o algo, used to be bigger and better armored than Destroyers but the gap has closed significantly and in some cases surpassed due to Destroyers becoming extremely versatile ships.
  • Frigate - Intermediate ship used mostly for escorting more important ships, similar to destroyers but smaller in scale, these are either used and made as cheaper destroyers or are simply smaller destroyers that specialize in ASW and AAW.
  • Battleship - Large and heavily armed + armored ships, no longer in service but were once the most powerful ships in naval warfare, carrying extremely large guns and later a secondary battery of smaller but faster guns to fend off smaller ships. Divided into pre-dreadnoughts and dreadnoughts, with the latter using the all big guns design that segregated the big guns to the centerline and small guns to the wings (sides) of the ship and reduced caliber variety to just one large and one small type.
  • Aircraft Carriers - Carry aircraft, the most important ships in naval warfare since World War 2. Can be powered by nuclear reactors for extremely powerful energy generation and reduced need for refueling.
    • Escort Carriers - Smaller carriers that are versatile and risk losing less air power in one casualty.
    • Fleet Carriers - Large and expensive carriers that carry a large quantity and variety of aircraft, very important.
    • Helicopter Carriers - Cheaper and smaller, made primarily to carry helicopters but some can carry other aircraft in reduced quantities.
    • Amphibious Assault Ships - Made for amphibious assaults, these can carry helicopters, amphibious assault vehicles, infantry, and anything else which is needed for an amphibious assault.
    • Drone Carriers - Ships used to launch unmanned aircraft, recent invention due to unmanned aircraft being relatively recent.
  • Submarines - Underwater ships that can dive underwater, obviously. These need to use electric engines that require being recharged while surfaced because normal engines that use fossil fuels or gasses cannot exhaust combustion gasses produced during engine usage, can be nuclear powered but this is mostly reserved for ballistic submarines
    • Ballistic missile Submarines - Carry missiles, almost always Truthnukes, frequently nuclear-powered to reduce reliance on batteries since these need to hide uninterruptedly or else they get sunk by chuds who don't want to get trvked.
    • Attack Submarines - Carry torpedos which they fire to sink other ships, frequently conventionally powered with diesel due to these engines being quieter and thus reducing sonar signatures.

Sail-powered

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  • Sloops - Refers to any ship with one mast, may overlap with other types
  • Brigs - Refers to any ship with two square-rigged masts. Were usually used as merchant vessels or smaller warships.
  • Catamaran - Initially developed by Polynesians, utilize two parallel hulls of equal size with a sail.
  • Ships of the Line - Optimized for Age-of-Sail line battles at 1< km ranges, later versions utilized steam power and iron armor before transitioning🔒 into ironclads, which themselves became battleships, also where the name Battleship came from, from 'ship of the line of battle'

Airships

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Ship but it flies instead of sailing on water. They are arguably more efficient than boats because the atmosphere is the 5th ocean.[1] And also because one natsoc guy built them.[ev&oe he didn't design them[he just did, ok?]]

History

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Ships were used by monkeys for a very long time. Biggest advancements in shipbuilding were made by a bunch of SEAmonkeys called Polynesians thousands of years ago, who were able to explore the pacific ocean from Australia up to Hawaii.

The next advancements in ships were done by Egyptians and other middle easterns. Their ships were used mostly for trade. Their technologies spread onto all of the area, and reached china. For a thousand year there weren't any significant achievements in this area, until Europeans were able to build a lot of ships that were used for exploration, trade and warfare. Britbongs were most successful in this even&doe the Dutch absolutely dominated trade.

The industrial revolution created steam ships, this helped to revolutionize trade and military. This was the era where most soot was excreted. For more than 2 centuries there weren't any significant technological advancements again. Americans (were able to put a NVKLEAR power plant into an Aircraft Carrier btw) were the first to put GPS, missiles, and radars into ships just to kill the chinks o algo, which created the navies and commerce chains of the world as we know them today after they also made stuff to kill the commies and get rich by bombing middle eastern children for oil.

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See also

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Snopes

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