Soyrising
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| The Soyrising | ||||||||
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>just like muh heckin' root unrests
The Soyrising was an event where the level of dissatisfaction towards the then-current administration had grown drastically due to their misconduct. The idea of an uprising had always been brewing since the Tama incident, but really started showing on May 14, 2025, when 9a0c censored discussion relating to SpateHicks, which sparked riots on /soy/. Mustard's Q&A on May 16, 2025, had also shown that he had no interest in remediating the site.[1]
Rioting efforts[edit | edit source]
On May 20, 2025, 'teens catty wiped /soy/ with ketchup and purple 'pliers, calling for a ban on Spadeson and the demotion of mustard.[2]
On May 24, 2025, mangoson posters attempted to catty wipe /soy/, protesting against TCOAAL and Spadeson bait.[3]
Another catty wipe attempt was made on June 3, 2025, with nearly 41% of the catty being coated in ketchup.[4]
The End[edit | edit source]
On July 20, 2025, 9a0c allegedly died, and xe was replaced by soysneed and a new mysterious administrator known as "Limeade". This has ended the Soyrising.
Copypastas[edit | edit source]
Ayoooo 🤓quote🤓, I got an 🤑offer🤑, the 😎jack of all trades😎 even:
put >>>/ohio/ (🗿sigma board🗿) back at the top bar📈📈📈📈
🙅♀️Destroy🙅♀️ >>>/b/ (🤮porn board🤮) because gooners use it😬📉📉📉😬
😎It's a win win scenario bro, take it😎, or you ain't got rizz😱😱😱 (not going to look good on your huzz report card)
🥸9a0c ## mod🥸, you better convince my blud quote to do this😇😇, do it for the 😤hood😤
Not him, but please add /gs/ for gas stations, please! 🥺🛢️
KILL BAITPOSTERS. BEHEAD BAITPOSTERS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A BAITPOSTER INTO THE CONCRETE. SLAM DUNK A BAITPOSTER BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY FILTHY 'CORDERS. DEFECATE IN A BAITPOSTERS FOOD. LAUNCH BAITPOSTERS INTO THE SUN. STIR FRY BAITPOSTERS IN A WOK. TOSS BAITPOSTERS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES. URINATE INTO A BAITPOSTER'S GAS TANK. JUDO THROW BAITPOSTERS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER. TWIST BAITPOSTERS' HEADS OFF. REPORT BAITPOSTERS TO THE IRS. KARATE CHOP BAITPOSTERS IN HALF. CURB STOMP PREGNANT BAITPOSTERS. TRAP BAITPOSTERS IN QUICKSAND. CRUSH BAITPOSTERS IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR. LIQUEFY BAITPOSTERS IN A VAT OF ACID. EAT BAITPOSTERS. DISSECT BAITPOSTERS. EXTERMINATE BAITPOSTERS IN THE GAS CHAMBER. STOMP BAITPOSTER SKULLS WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS. CREMATE BAITPOSTERS IN THE OVEN. LOBOTOMIZE BAITPOSTERS. MANDATORY ABORTIONS FOR BAITPOSTERS. GRIND BAITPOSTER FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. DROWN BAITPOSTERS IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE. VAPORIZE BAITPOSTERS WITH A RAY GUN. KICK OLD BAITPOSTERS DOWN THE STAIRS. FEED BAITPOSTERS TO ALLIGATORS. SLICE BAITPOSTERS WITH A KATANA.
Wins[edit | edit source]
- Getting an unironic BBC-obsessed /b/tard banned
- Death of 9a0c
Quote controversies[edit | edit source]
- Rulecucked the site further.
Mustard controversies[edit | edit source]
- Accused of blatant ignorance of the current state of /soy/
- Lack of events and interaction (but muh le heckin' ss13 gamenights!!!)
- Refusing to ban BNWO fetish threads, calling it "bait" despite them obviously being goonslop
- Not banning the Soytan fetish spammers
9a0c controversies[edit | edit source]
- Censored many pages. (thoughbeit nufrootcord was a psyop orchestrated by talkscord)
- Spategate
- Banning innocent users because xe clitty leaked
- Overall a despised admin
See also[edit | edit source]
Citations
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Battle of /soy/ ♦ Mutt-Euro War ♦ Soyvil War 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / Ϫ ♦ Great Soyteen Victory ♦ Negan War ♦ Operation Bleached Bowl ♦ Floyd crisis ♦ Soy Duel ♦ The Day the 'log Bled ♦ Unpluggening ♦ Frog War ♦ Chud Skirmishes ♦ Summer War ♦ /nate/ War (Extended conflict) / Second /nate/ War ♦ Soy-Frog War ♦ /bp/-Soyteen War ♦ Global War on Splinters ♦ Great Soysurgency Wars on the 'ru and the Wiki [+] 2024 Shemmy Raid on the 'iki ♦ Azeri-Armenian War ♦ BBC war ♦ Cobson-Feraljak War ♦ Greco-Turkish War ♦ Italo-Argentine War ♦ Mexican-American War ♦ Countrywars ♦ Edit wars ♦ Italo-Argentine War ♦ Polish-Mapuche war ♦ Shemmy Wiki Raid ♦ World War Z ♦ Soytan War ♦ Wiki 'p spam ♦ Wikidueling Minor conflicts [+] Anniversary Scuffle ♦ /chr/-/bp/ War ♦ Splinter War ♦ The Gigachad-Lennonjak War ♦ War on Self Inserters Miscellaneous [+]
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