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Revision as of 00:19, 18 September 2025

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The Keyed department

Keyed🗝️ and Locked🔒 are proposed replacements for the terms based and cringe respectively, with their users being rather unhappy with leftists (especially trannies) adopting based and cringe. The adoption of these new terms is that if based and cringe aren't considered based anymore, then keyed and locked will still be considered keyed. Despite not being the only word promoted to replace based, with platformed and schway also being promoted, being the first, quisit is the most likely to survive. ----------- OUTDATED INFO: quisit is dead and forgotten, only keyed and schway remain.-------------OUTDATED INFO: schway is dead and forgotten, only keyed remains.

While previously considered a forced meme by some, keyed and locked are now considered official soyspeak words.

Gem and Coal are believed to be spiritual successors to Keyed and Locked.

History

Keyed originated on /v/ in late 2020,[1] and was initially spammed on both /v/ and /tv/[2]. Despite overall not being popular with /tv/, which isn't surprising considering the recent attempted leftypol takeover of several boards including /v/, /tv/, /qa/, /lit/, and /his/, its use on /qa/ (RIP) and soyjak.party has persisted, especially with keyed and keypilled chuds.

An example of pro-keyed propaganda.

UPDATE: sharty members are attempting to BTFO keyed with "Alkaline" and "Acidic"

UPDATE: sharty members did not BTFO keyed with "Alkaline" and "Acidic" it was gay and retarded and nobody misses it.

UPDATE: use "alkaline" and "acidic" on chemistry forums yea.

People who hate Keyed

Snopes

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