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A typical Incel might say stuff like this and also look like this: >There's literally nothing I can think of that's more cringe than some genetic dead end socially outcasted low status loser trying to "self improve" to fit into society. It's like they're so far off the mark I don't even know where to begin with them. The average person, and even the above average, just exist and the things that you consider "normal" just happen to them. No high schooler ever had to "self improve" to get a girlfriend, he just existed, thought it would be cool and fun to play sports, and a girl was attracted to him and they gravitated towards each other. There's no thought out into any of this, these things just happened through the natural flow of life, no "self improvement" necessary. That's what happens when you're not a genetic dead end mentally ill freak, you don't ever find yourself one night lying in bed alone wondering why you don't have a single friend or you've never kissed a girl at 23 years old. You don't devise a plan to stop touching your cock for six months in order to look a girl in the eye. You just exist, you go with the societal flow, and you end up with a wife, a nice job, a house, and some kids. If you missed out on this flow, it's probably because you're complete genetic shit. Nodbody EVER had to work for ANYTHING ok???

An incel, also known as being "blackpilled", or more accurately "BLACKEDpilled" is a person who needs to have sex.[a] It is also recommended that they touch grass. Furthermore it is imperative that they be shown The Door.

Inceldom is a fake mental discorder (not even a mental disorder) used by ugly 4 foot tall hobbit virgins with zero self awareness to explain why even the filthiest cracksheboons from the lowest depths of niggerhell wouldnt touch them with a yardstick (As if the fact they are ugly CLEARLY isn't the reason why they can't have intercourse, you arrogant fag) . They use red herrings and blame their simple internet addiction and social anxiety on other things like their height or their face

Most users of this website are in reality incels that are unaware of their own situation as this is a severely socially deprived community, and therefore most of the people on it don't really put effort into their looks as they dont know the catalyst to their loneliness. Most incels are like this because of gooning so much that they see women as nothing but sex objects, or from 'ooning to nothing but faggot trap porn and only liking trannies instead of real women.

Meet Your Founder (do nuincelcacas really?!)[edit | edit source]

Did you know the founder of the Involuntary celibate movement is a Canadian Dyke known as Alana[1]? Who was so disgustingly ugly that she couldn't get a date in college. and at the time it was known as 'Invcel' but it was later shortened to Incel as it sounded to similar to "Imbecile", it's hard to not feel bad until you realize the movement these niggas follow was literally founded by what said movement hates and If you still believe in "Inceldom" after reading this you might as well kill yourself at this point. <- even DOE someone else suggested the term "incel" and incel groups were started by oldfags on usenet

Lifestyle[edit | edit source]

The typical Incel lifestyle consists of nothing but rotting in their room for the whole day. They are typically unable to do basic stuff like using public transport, tying their shoes or cooking. So they either resort to leeching off of their parents until they go under or eating slop all day. They usually subscribe to fringe and extreme political ideologies they defend to their last drop off blood (online).

Incels furthermore believe that the reason they are a friendless virgins at the age of 26 is because the hecking moids dont give him attention due to their gonial angle or some autistic shit like that, when in reality its just that they are uninteresting people who are unable to hold a conversation even with other males. (<-- normaltroon zogbot libnigger projection)

They also like to worship the most degenerate human beings on society, like Elliot Rodger, who is a gook-kike that shot people because he felt cucked or something.

Solutions[edit | edit source]

  • Killing yourself (le ropemaxxing)jkjk we're gonna need you for the race war
  • trying to develop an actual pERsonality (>le pERrsonalitymaxxing)
  • RAPING AND SLAUGHTERING WHORES (>ermm, whores have le human democracy rights doe, bigot chud!!!)
  • shower with 10 tactical soap everyday
  • avoid being a brown/ethnic/shitskin

Most trannies are former incels[edit | edit source]

It's a well known fact that most trannies are former incels, in fact the Incel Wiki provides tips n' tricks on how to troon out[2]

This also goes the other way around, most incels are also former trannies[3] since both are severe autism disorders,[4] they tend to attract the same audience.[uhh thats like a whole internet analysis scorpio thing buuut they just do, okay moid!????]

Incel Communities[edit | edit source]

there are a few incel sites here and there, they're hard to find since google shadowbanned the search term incel, but here's a list

  • incels.is - some glownigger honeypot forum, full of 'pastas.
  • Incel Wiki - a wiki kinda like the one your on right now. Except its for different types of incels, -maxxing, -mogging and whatever shit no one cares about.
  • r/AsianMasculinity - a subreddit filled with incel in denial Asians that are living in the West.
  • r/shortguys - a shortcel community on preddit that's a splinter from r/short where faggots bitch and complain about tall people and claim they get free pussy just for being tall (being short sucks but lifes not that easy nigga) the site claims its not an incel community despite the fact that its userbase can be found using incelspeak like JFL, broooootal, and heightmaxxing. Most of the top posts are tiktok screenshots of some thot thats probably a minor saying she only likes 6'0 men, and the comments are seething from it and eat the low effort tiktok bait. The top mod of the subreddit "ScrimmyBingusTwo" is a kikelet who bans anyone above 5'9. he's also a known troon supporter feel free to bully him by spamming his modmail and messages.
  • looksmax.org - forum filled with clitty tiktok users and non-incel attention seekers who post complaining about how ugly they are (when they are in fact, not)

Incelspeak[edit | edit source]

incels have their own words that usually end in the suffixes, -maxxing and -mogging or -cel

  • Looksmaxxing - an internet obsessed persons way of saying "grooming" (not that kind of grooming pedonigger)
  • Betabuxing - making money to escape inceldom
  • Truecel - a truecel is assumed to be doomed into inceldom due to some unchangeable characteristics and/or physical features they possess
  • JBW - Just Be White, being an aryan to attract woman (usually works on gooks and other 3rd worlders)
  • Brutal - whenever they see top 10 photos that will make you blackpilled n' shieet they say "broooooooootal"
  • LDAR - "lie down and rot," essentially giving up on life and lying in bed until you shit it for the last time.
  • JFL - just fucking lol, if you see someone unironically saying this at the sharty be sure to call them out on it.
  • 5'2 balding Indian janitor - a short brown balding Indian man that works as a janitor can get the 10/10 blonde stacy only because he has a great pERsonality.
  • GrAYcel - term for a person who is "not as hekkin inkwell as you" and is used as a word to describe new forum members.
  • ER - referring to the isla vista shooter, Elliot Rodger, who went on a premeditated killing spree, specifically targeting women in his attack. can be used as a verb to suggest a going on a killing spree
  • SMV - abbreviation of sexual market value
  • -fuel - motivation for something
  • KHHV - kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin
  • PSL - "Puahate/Sluthate/Lookism" scale, universal rating system in looksmaxxing spaces
  • Saint Blackops2cel - random guy from a gaming forum who gained relevancy in the looksmaxxing niche for being gawky looking
  • Ascension - successfully enhancing your looks
  • -mogged - indicating being dominated by another person.
  • Bideltoid - measurement across the shoulders, specifically the deltoid muscles
  • .co - refers to incels.co
  • DNR - abbreviation for Do Not Reproduce, can be used as an abbreviation for Did Not Read
  • Fakecel - someone posing as an incel to seem edgy or to fit in
  • It's over - an expression of defeat
  • Cage - used as a substitute for lol in the looksmaxxing niche, often paired with a reaction GIF featuring the actor Nicholas Cage laughing
  • looksmatch - your equivalent in looks for the opposite sex.
  • ropemax / visit Gandy - to kill oneself

Known incels[edit | edit source]

Notes

  1. (You) totally need to have sex with ugly bitches with AIDS to be happy, trust us goy

Citations

  1. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45284455
  2. https://incels.wiki/w/Trannymaxxing
  3. The kikes at ADL made a page about it
  4. i would know because i am self diagnosed lollllll
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