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{{Distinguish|[[George Floyd|someone who couldn't breathe]] or [[incel|another group who also can't breed]]}}{{NotCalm}}{{SmallChud|plural=yes|title=People who can't breed}} | {{Distinguish|[[George Floyd|someone who couldn't breathe]] or [[incel|another group who also can't breed]]}}{{NotCalm}}{{SmallChud|plural=yes|title=People who can't breed}} | ||
[[File:Icantbreed.jpg|thumb|377x377px|Chud attacking his school]][[File:I have never seen.png|thumb|{{ | [[File:Icantbreed.jpg|thumb|377x377px|Chud attacking his school]][[File:I have never seen.png|thumb|>{{Gigatext|never having seen a vagina}}|377x377px]] | ||
'''I can't breed''' is a phrase associated with [[chudcel]]s, often included in their [[My Manifesto|manifestos]], embodying [[Women|the source]] of all their problems. | '''I can't breed''' is a phrase associated with [[chudcel]]s, often included in their [[My Manifesto|manifestos]], embodying [[Women|the source]] of all their problems. | ||
== Origin == | == Origin == | ||
The term is associated with the ongoing struggle of chuds in their romantic | The term is associated with the ongoing struggle of chuds in their romantic endeavours and thus, their tendency to remain virgins. It postulates that chuds are [[incels]], which is only partially true; not all chuds are incels, but all incels are chuds (FACT CHECK: false - politically correct incels exist, they call themselves "[[Asexual|asexuals]]"). Memes containing the phrase depict their involuntary celibacy as the reason for a mass shooting, as noted by how many shooters cite it. As such, many '[[Soyteens|teens]] have adopted the phrase ironically to explain their chuddy ideas. | ||
== Is it true, doe? == | == Is it true, doe? == | ||
The mentality behind it is that people who aren't sane enough to form a relationship tend to become chuds, either because they are attracted | The mentality behind it is that people who aren't sane enough to form a relationship tend to become chuds, either because they are attracted to ideas that explain their lack of success, or because they are more likely to be radicalized due to a lack of meaningful connections in life. While this seems true at first, it's important not to fall for this [[demoralization]] tactic, as the main sources of loneliness are [[autism]] and a lack of [[grass]]-touching from being addicted to doomposting online about politics. In fact, anyone can breed, [[Concerned soyak|<s>especially because rape is always an option</s>]] or more importantly, find women desperate enough to be their girlfriend. The reason [[you|(You)]] haven't gotten one yet is because of your tiny pecker. | ||
=== And that's a good thing === | === And that's a good thing === | ||
Some chuds that are perfectly capable of getting a partner deliberately choose not to because they believe most women are incompatible with their values, or because their happiness isn't dependant on intimacy. That makes them '''volcels''', from voluntary plus celibate. Benefits include not contracting the [[Aids|STDs]] from copulation,<sup>just use protection nigga</sup> not having to share your [[pod]] with her in case you two would have to live together, and with the time you would have wasted with a girlfriend, you can instead spend on [[Exercise|self-improvement]] only to then acquire an foid. | Some chuds that are perfectly capable of getting a partner deliberately choose not to, either because they believe most women are incompatible with their values, or because their happiness isn't dependant on intimacy. That makes them '''volcels''', from voluntary plus celibate. Benefits include not contracting the [[Aids|STDs]] from copulation,<sup>just use protection nigga</sup> not having to share your [[pod]] with her in case you two would have to live together, and with the time you would have wasted with a girlfriend, you can instead spend on [[Exercise|self-improvement]] only to then acquire an foid. | ||
== How to breed as a chud == | == How to breed as a chud == | ||
As stated above, anyone can eventually find a partner, so below are a few methods for chudcels to find a girlfriend: | As stated above, anyone can eventually find a partner, so below are a few methods for chudcels to find a girlfriend: | ||
* Spend less time online, especially on [[Pol/ (4chan)|/pol/]] | |||
* Spend less time online, especially on [[Pol/ (4chan)|/pol/]] | |||
* Stop being a chud | |||
* Lower your standards | |||
* Don't always look for sex | |||
* Don't base your expectations on your favorite [[tranime]] | |||
* Look outside of big cities | |||
* Surgically attach a [[BBC]] | |||
* Date [[FBI|female chuds]] | |||
** Keep meeting new women until you achieve it (even if an foid is mean to you, keep trying [[Optimistic nihilism|because nothing matters]] o algo) | |||
* Don't tell her your most fringe political opinions right away | |||
* <s>Get a [[Crystal Cafe|'fe]] queen</s> | |||
* Strive to be a [[gigachad]] in general | |||
{{Dialect}} | {{Dialect}} | ||
Revision as of 14:28, 28 July 2026
I can't breed is a phrase associated with chudcels, often included in their manifestos, embodying the source of all their problems.
Origin
The term is associated with the ongoing struggle of chuds in their romantic endeavours and thus, their tendency to remain virgins. It postulates that chuds are incels, which is only partially true; not all chuds are incels, but all incels are chuds (FACT CHECK: false - politically correct incels exist, they call themselves "asexuals"). Memes containing the phrase depict their involuntary celibacy as the reason for a mass shooting, as noted by how many shooters cite it. As such, many 'teens have adopted the phrase ironically to explain their chuddy ideas.
Is it true, doe?
The mentality behind it is that people who aren't sane enough to form a relationship tend to become chuds, either because they are attracted to ideas that explain their lack of success, or because they are more likely to be radicalized due to a lack of meaningful connections in life. While this seems true at first, it's important not to fall for this demoralization tactic, as the main sources of loneliness are autism and a lack of grass-touching from being addicted to doomposting online about politics. In fact, anyone can breed, especially because rape is always an option or more importantly, find women desperate enough to be their girlfriend. The reason (You) haven't gotten one yet is because of your tiny pecker.
And that's a good thing
Some chuds that are perfectly capable of getting a partner deliberately choose not to, either because they believe most women are incompatible with their values, or because their happiness isn't dependant on intimacy. That makes them volcels, from voluntary plus celibate. Benefits include not contracting the STDs from copulation,just use protection nigga not having to share your pod with her in case you two would have to live together, and with the time you would have wasted with a girlfriend, you can instead spend on self-improvement only to then acquire an foid.
How to breed as a chud
As stated above, anyone can eventually find a partner, so below are a few methods for chudcels to find a girlfriend:
- Spend less time online, especially on /pol/
- Stop being a chud
- Lower your standards
- Don't always look for sex
- Don't base your expectations on your favorite tranime
- Look outside of big cities
- Surgically attach a BBC
- Date female chuds
- Keep meeting new women until you achieve it (even if an foid is mean to you, keep trying because nothing matters o algo)
- Don't tell her your most fringe political opinions right away
Get a 'fe queen
- Strive to be a gigachad in general
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