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{{Quoting|[[File:Gigachad.jpg|30px]]You would have to be a complete '''RETARD''' to use your public alias on a porn website;|Ruben Sim, in one of his videos after [[gone_fishinq]] leaked over [[SNCA|him saying "retard"]]}}{{Caca|[[Ruby|rubey]] roob}}
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{{Tip|{{bantext|Discussion of Roblox or ANY Roblox related content on the Sharty and its sister sites WILL get you {{redglow|<u>permanently banned</u>}} for Rule 13, as most users of Roblox are under 18 and can attract failtrolls. <u>Do NOT do it.</u>}}}}{{Infobox person
|birth_date=May 12, 1997 ({{Age|12 May 1997}} years old)
|birth_date=May 12, 1997 ({{Age|12 May 1997}} years old)
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'''Ruben Sim''' (Born: May 12, 1997) is a  [[Roblox|'blox]] [[YouTube|Youtuber]] and troll [[Best known for|known for]] making Roblox videos, exposing [[Pedophilia|pedophiles]], living so rent free in the minds of [[furries]] that they pay him rent instead, and generating seetheralds from furfags and [[Tranny|trannies]]. He also lurks the [[soyjak.party|'arty]]<ref>https://archive.ph/dOMKg</ref><ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GrVRxHbbdM "My Video Started a War"]</ref> and vaguely resembles [[Chudjak]]. He also uses 'jaks in his videos, such as [[bernd]], and uses a lot of [[Soyspeak|sharty slang]] in his videos.<ref name=":0" />
'''Ruben Sim''' (Born: May 12, 1997) is a  [[Roblox|'blox]] [[YouTube|Youtuber]] and troll [[Best known for|known for]] making Roblox videos, exposing [[Pedophilia|pedophiles]], living so rent free in the minds of [[furries]] that they pay him rent instead, and generating seetheralds from furfags and [[Tranny|trannies]]. He also lurks the [[soyjak.party|'arty]]<ref>https://archive.ph/dOMKg</ref><ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GrVRxHbbdM "My Video Started a War"]</ref> and vaguely resembles [[Chudjak]]. He also uses 'jaks in his videos, such as [[bernd]], and uses a lot of [[Soyspeak|sharty slang]] in his videos.<ref name=":0" />


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Ruben Sim is ARYANbtw, if that matters

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> You would have to be a complete RETARD to use your public alias on a porn website; <
Ruben Sim, in one of his videos after gone_fishinq leaked over him saying "retard"
rubey roob

Ruben Sim (Born: May 12, 1997) is a 'blox Youtuber and troll known for making Roblox videos, exposing pedophiles, living so rent free in the minds of furries that they pay him rent instead, and generating seetheralds from furfags and trannies. He also lurks the 'arty[1][2] and vaguely resembles Chudjak. He also uses 'jaks in his videos, such as bernd, and uses a lot of sharty slang in his videos.[2]

He was sued by Roblox for "terroristic threats". It was really because he exposed the rogue 'blox janny NobleDragon, one, for following a furry porn account on his public Xitter account.

Ever since then, he's been exposing more degenerates and 'p on 'blox causing him to get (((noticed))) and now he has furtrannies calling him "furphobic" and "transphobic" (even doe they're scared of him and not the other way around). However, he's too busy killing pedos to care.

Ruben exposed an autistic furcaca named JerseyFurry aka TapWrench aka Joseph Maggio in one of his YouTube videos which also features another zoophile in passing, Shreds the wolf.[3]

Why Ruben Sim is keyed🗝️

A bit of his 'jak folder

Ruben Sim is very well known for making Ro-Cleaner, a bot that tracked over 600,000 accounts found in Discord servers dedicated to condo games (Roblox sex games) and banned them from your server. This bot flagged over 600 gorillion users which generated Geggable Seethes. These seethes were from der 'cord jannies too as they banned the bot. He also made the EASI system, a system that bans and tracks over 500,000 flagged EPI accounts in their database. This is being used by over 200 of Roblox's most popular games, deterring pedophiles from entering their games.🗝️

Prior to that, Ruben Sim had a reputation for exposing big trannies like Onionbred, goy_fishinq's girlfriend, for their EPI acts. He is also known for his well structured, humour-rich trolling on gooners and shitter trannies, like pretending that he is making being a furry illegal which made a lot of furries leave some absolute gemerald seething and coping voicemails to the fake number he provided.[4] Ruben on stream called for "Total Pedophile Death & Total Lolicon Death" because afterwards "the world will be a glistening gemerald" on stream. Lastly he admitted as testimony EASI Programers have divine intellect and EASI is programed in HolyC.[5]

Ruben's Law🗝️

>HECKIN' ALT-RIGHT CHRONICALLY ONLINE INCEL RUBEN SIM EXPOSED MY GROOMING RING, DEPLOY ANOTHER EXPOSE ACCOUN-AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!

Every. Single. Time.

A law formed from pattern recognition that proves Ruben Sim detractors are always:

Often, some of these detractors will go out of xheir way to make an account on Xitter attempting to expose Ruben Sim, however it inevitably manages to backfire on xhem since xhey are retarded commiepedotroons with aids opsec. Sad!

The Failed Assassination of Ruben Sim

Warning! The following may feature disinformation, psy-ops, or other infohazards.Proceed with caution.
Real footage of the assassination

In late June of 2024, Ruben Sim was sideswiped by an SUV whilst riding his motorcycle, sending Ruben into a death wobble which knocked him out through his helmet before sliding directly into another car breaking many bones[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Due to being a keyed holy warrior of our Lord, Christ the King, he miraculously survived and made a full recovery at some point in mid-August. Whilst Snopes has not yet verified whether or not the driver intentionally hit him, due to Ruben’s efforts against Tranny grooming it is likely that it could have perpetrated by a ‘blox employee or troon, and taking into account that they both live in Tucson, Arizona, possibly even Giggly Goonclown xheirself.

Ruben Sim saying "nigger" on the Sharty

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

During a PPH 0 hour, a thread was made by a chud asking soyteens to say the hard r if they get dubs or something. Ruben sim decided to actually do it and he said "i love nigger"

Why was it Ruben Sim?

  1. It was his voice
  2. It just was
  3. Trust me

He has also said nigga[6] and faggot[7] geg.

Participation in Operation Kikewaffen

Ruben Sim has shown support for Operation Kikewaffen, having Grok-quoted Xitter randos alongside soyteens.

External links

Gallery

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://archive.ph/dOMKg
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 "My Video Started a War"
  3. ↑ "Ranking Every Type of Roblox Player"
  4. ↑ "Making Furries Illegal"
  5. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Vt7zW0VoE
  6. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s0sLZ4oJA
  7. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QL3tcvBzQw
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