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Chudson

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>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger!
THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
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Chudson is a right-wing shitlord!
Chudson's nu-soysona

ChudsonCommentaries (better known as ChudsonTALKS) is a Finnish chudcel version of CobsonTALKS. Xe mainly streams on kick or jewtube or something. He was also a prominent namefag in the Broom and he is known for his chuddy beliefs.[1] He's also French.[2] As of August 12,2026 he iw banned from the 'ru and possibly the soysphere after fedding the site/'ru

Personal life

We don't know too much about his personal life, but he did reveal in a stream that he spent 2 years in prison for allegedly doing what The Portuguese did. [take your meds that didn't happen but he did spend a half a year]

He admitted on a thread that he is around in his 20s. Probably 20-22 years old which is the average age of soyteens. He apparently lives on his own in some apartment.

He has a relative who works in a literal soysylum. [its actually him]

In 2026, he was diagnosed with myocarditis, an inflammation of the heart muscle.[3]

Is apparently in a relationship with another finnish namefag foid. Truecel Status Revoked

Livestreams

Participated in Craft'25 and did a livestream about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oWsKfQYnPQ

Participated in the CS:SOY January 17th game event https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME5kJ_L-Djk

Has planned to participate in Craft '26. Has confirmed he will livestream it when it comes online on 15th of July at 8pm UTC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9HyBs-ZY1Q

War experience

text convo with Chudson about his discharge

On July 6, 2025, he got conscripted by NATO to be a (((peacekeeper))) in the Russo-Ukrainian War.

On July 23th 2025, just a few hours after he got sent to the frontline he was wounded by a Russian shell, breaking a rib and also damaging his nervous system and brain. As of 18:20 local time he is still alive, currently being transported by train to a hospital in Kyiv. Though his injuries don't seem to be that severe based on tone, he should be grateful he is alive.

He also damaged his phone, which is a geg, hence his shitty mic quality. Never mind turns out the whole thing was a larp. I guess nothing really ever happens, does it?

On 29th of August he got discharged from the army by orders of the selfish little fuck captain and high command. (Thank god he won't be dying in a jewish war) [4]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2209-44/https://soybooru.com:443/user/AdolfTrumpson
  2. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2209-43/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/news/thread/32339
  3. ↑ http://youtube.com/post/UgkxbAEeSH0yqkPvJU2i2UZ9Bsr9V2e8_W84?si=tmH-DpHD5z2k_VGy
  4. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0901-1832-08/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12934392.html
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