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Jarty files
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The Jarty files were classified documents of over 3000 pages of evidence, that were leaked by Chud, exposing how deeply the sharty is not only infiltrated but totally occupied by the Jarty (in other words, it is a JOG).
Details[edit | edit source]
The jarty files included evidence of the following details:
- Jakparty.soy was not just some 0 PPH dead site splinter, but was a secret elite cabal running the strings behind everything, including the sharty, schlog, 'ru and this 'ki itself.
- The sharty was invented by jartycucks to groom the last remaining aryans on the internet.
- All the namefags, admins and jannies were actually secretly posting from secret Israeli military based in Lesotho and Jartypory.
- 99.9% of posts on the sharty were made by bots and Pajeet spammers from Mumbai, paid to shit up the catty all day.
- The Omori bus was used to conduct human trafficking rings to make 'p.
- There were ancient secret societies of goon caves of jartycucks living underground in Lesotho, who conducted satanic BMT sacrifices to Moloch.
- Several sharty admins were in on a secret MJUltra program to brainwash aryans into becoming jartycucks.
- Jarty funk nigger rap was blasting from every 5G tower on subliminal sound waves.
- World leaders were pictured shaking hands with the ESL FNF Pedo and making dark Talmudic deals.
What happens when you release the jarty files?[edit | edit source]
If you release the Jarty files, you will first be replied to with a video of Peter Griffin saying "who the hell cares", but after that, a glowing blue car covered in awards (like "Most secret zogbot award") will pull up to your house, after which you will be abducted by strange glowing jartycucks and taken to a Lesothoan black site where you will be interrogated by the ESL FNF Pedo.