Bait

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This page is literally about bait.

Bait is a staple of imageboard culture. Baiters are one of the most moral group of people, unlike bigoted chudcels who spread misinformation and hate speech. As bait is designed to provoke users into responding as much and as fast as possible, they manage to carefully use the “BUMP” feature of IBs, causing their post to remain visible on the front page and keep continuing the vicious cycle. An easy way to prove everybaldi wrong! Note that excessive usage may result in higher post quality and higher chance of someone praising you like a god. It's also a great excuse to post low quality content, either on purpose or if you need to save face after people don't like your perfectly fine post.

Bait can be both a force for gems and a force for coal. If ‘jakkers bait 4cuck shitskins, that’s bad. But if 4cuck shitskins bait ‘jakkers on the ‘arty, or if fellow ‘teens bait other fellow ‘teens, well, then its good.

It's a well known fact that only oldtroons fall for bait like good goys, so whenever you see bait, you must post that one black and white cartoon vector graphic fish image with the hook to alert others of its baitiness.

Killing yourself is a great way to maximize the effect of bait on your body, mind, and soul. Alternatively, just bump the thread to ignore it.

Examples

Leebait/MLP
Frogposts
Hunky Twink Sex Machine
Unprovoked soyquotes
Soytan porn
Quoting with NAS, especially random troonslop. Might actually solicit 4cuck-tier (You)s because it subverts the expectations of soy culture
People pretending to be transgender (Just act like a massive attentionwhore which you already are and post tranime reaction images and some faggot's nudes pretending to be them, avoid saying "im trans btw")
Calling Jiren weak/fat.
Arguing a really retarded point. Bonus if you make people genuinely concerned that you're not bait and are really this stupid. Bonus if your thread stays on /soy/.
Pretend to fall for other bait, especially really obvious bait. Act like a fucking dumbass and people will give you 6000 (You)s calling you retarded, a great example is replying to someone going "lol delete system32" with "ok WAIT WY IS MY COMPUTER CRASHING".
Pretending to be an unironic seething 4cuck or tranitor from an altchan
Pretending to be the target of a raid finding the Sharty
>soysisters wtf is this?
BLACKED porn (evendoe it's probably unironic)
4chan won
>whatcha doin’ wh*Teboi?
KARA BOGA
>any homosexual ‘eens? (after making a bait like this you can see a lot of unironic faggots ITT, so yes, sharty is a gay website KEK! )
glowposting a.k.a fedposting
Any image depicting Americans as brown
lawrence(even doe nophono uses him anymore)
>hahahaha chudcel has a tiny pecker!
OMGSISA A RANDOM FOID
>/QA/ IS BACK
““““““““People”””””””” posting pictures of xemselves IRL
KEEEEEEK DO NUSOITHREMBONIGGERBANANACACABOREAHOLOCAUST6GORILLIONGOOGOOGAAGAAFROGIJUSTLOSTTHEGAMEKWAYPOSTERS REALLY? JSID ALREADY!
Toast
Posting screenshots of the current token /lgbt/ thread that isn't suicide bait and going "hahaha they're doing better than us /qa/ lost"
FPE
Homestuck
Troonslop
Zillyjak
Linking YouTube videos for just for it to be FPE, a Jeff the Killer jumpscare or some other troonslop
Replying with "iToddler" to any post where the image has an Apple filename
Copy pasting 4cuck /lgbt/ threads with a 'plier
Disagreeing with whatever opinions are commonly held wherever you're baiting

Chudbait

Chudbait is a cold truth tactic where as the name suggests, you post a Chudjak along with a stereotypical Chud politically correct phrase. These posts are also often accompanied with Racebait and making chudjak secretly sexually obssessed with BBC and/or valid trans queens. Recently these have been somewhat banned due to connection with the cord sadly, avatarfagging, and just generally being unfunny bait spam

Making bait trvthnvke images

Things you need to know before starting

USE POWERPOINT/LIBREOFFICE/GOOGLE SLIDES INSTEAD OF PHOTOEDITING PROGRAMS LIKE GIMP/PAINT. They aren't meant for making informational posters. Trust me when I say that this will save you HOURS. I'm not kidding or making shit up. It is REQUIRED if you want to easily make these things.

You will need to decide your approach. If you're going to go all in and don't care about being banned, use the 'ru as a reference to get pictures for your bait image. Otherwise, stock images will work just fine.

This guide will not be on how to write bait images but rather on how to use tools to MAKE bait images. You need to have a bit of creativity.

If you need to edit images before putting it into your powerpoint program use paint.net or GIMP. NEVER USE THE DEFAULT MSPAINT. It's also useful if you know how to use the magic wand tool. Here's how you can learn it within like 2 minutes(saves hours). paint.net and gimp

Text

All good bait images must have TEXT in them. It should convey a message that can derail / make people seethe and generally cause anger. Your bait image should NOT have too much text in it; no one will read it. The text SHOULD NOT be too small. Bonus points if your bait image is still readable even when the imageboard user hasn't enlarged it yet. Here are some tips to make your text stand out:

Outline important text or outline everything to make your bait image more attention grabbing and stand out. Libreoffice Google slides Microjew Word
DO NOT USE IMPACT, It's a font that's barely even used in memes anymore. Instead, use similar fonts like Passion One. Trust me, this will improve the bait image by 10000%. See the attached "this text is outlined" image to see where you can get it or just download it here https://fonts.google.com/specimen/Passion+One
Your title should enrage the reader and hook them to continue reading.
Your font should grab the 4cuckers attention.
Colors like yellow should be avoided as they blend in and are hard to see.
Make important keywords bold for added effect.
Just because the spellcheck says everything is fine does not mean it's fine. Use ChatGPT to fix wording when needed.

Background

This advice is more so dependent on what bait image your making; however, there are still some rules you should follow.

DO NOT USE A PLAIN WHITE BACKGROUND. It's amateurish and ugly. I mean you can do it but you lose the "attention grabbing aspect" of your bait image.
Check to see if your powerpoint program supports gradients. If it does, then you can increase your bait images effectiveness by almost 2x! libreoffice google slides and microjew word
If you're a lazy piece of shit then using repeated shapes/images as a background, it works literal WONDERS https://www.autoradstudio.com/builder/repeating-pat.html
If you're going to make a more complex background then you need to know about layering. Here are some guides to help you with that google slides libreoffice microjew word
There are stock simple shape backgrounds online if you're that lazy.
Check to see if your powerpoint program supports templates.

Note that these examples are all very subjective and based on what bait image your making. Feel free to do things however you want, as long as they look good and catch the 4cuckers attention.

Images

Images are something that can greatly get a 4cuckers attention. Note that when working with images it's better to edit it in a photo editing program like paint.net or GIMP and then drag and drop the image into your powerpoint program.

You can use Online AI tools like slazzer (there's probably better tools out there though) to automatically remove the background of any image and have the transparent version. Just right click and save as once you're done. No need to login. Extremely useful.
Learn to use the magic wand tool. I mentioned this before but its still extremely important. paint.net and gimp
If you want transparency in your image so you don't have a white background everywhere then you're going to HAVE to use .PNG as Jpeg / jpg formats DO NOT SUPPORT TRANSPARENCY and the little checkerboard pattern will come off as a pure white background. Only faggots and troons use .jpg
Your image does not really need to be required to get the message of the bait image. its OK if the bait image still conveys the same message with or without the images you have. What matters most is that it gets the 4cuckers attention
You can get bonus points if the image you included in your bait poster is funny

Trvth

90% of 4cuckers who see a informational attachment will believe almost every word of it as long as it looks professional or enough work was put into it. If you NEED to put evidence in your thing than try putting dead links. that will make it seem like the image is just really old and the links are dead but there was once a bunch of evidence. Here are some great examples of lying:

You can make fake 4chan replies to make it seem like people agree on X or Y in your image. see this. if you want it to be more believable then just screenshot the reply and leave the image out.
Human psychology is weird. For example, if I said "blank can increase your chances by 1.6x" you most likely wouldn't care. But if I say "blank can increase your chances by 60%!!!!" then it will grab your attention more. Always use % instead of decimal
Giving barely irrelevant comparisons can strengthen your argument. for example "How about instead of banning tiktok you ban assault rifles?"
If you need to use a graph then use a pie chart. You can easily change the visualization of the pie chart to be slightly bigger for one side than the other. This makes something seem MUCH bigger or smaller than the other. If anyone calls you out (0.0001 chance here.) you can simply point to the percentages and say "no the percentages are accurate." because while the percentages are accurate your pie chart visualization of that drawing is biased.
SEE THIS ITS EXTREMELY GEMMY AND IS ESSENTIAL

Avoiding it

For visual learners on how to filter and hide coals

In order to hide a post, press the small triangle in the top left of the nameroll or subject, then, you can hover the add filter button and choose what type of filtering:

For multiple same image spam, press file hash.
For a samefag on a "tripped" thread, press id or id+.
For copypastas, press post+.

To manually hide, press triangle and press "Hide post".

What about spam that is impossible to filter?

Wait it out instead, remember if you reply or interact with any derailers, "(you) vill waste your time to derailfags" - Charles Schwab.

How about when your thread is being raided by fags?

What about the thread being raided or spammed?

Block posts by filter.
If a thread is full and brimming with brimstones, archive your thread only if it's gemmy and worth saving.
Repost your archive and extend your thread this way.

The line between acceptable bait vs shunned

For people of the Soysphere, (you), Frogs and Gigas have the right to bait except for jailbaiting and disruptive outsiders.
Bait is acceptable if it doesn't harm anyone or anything except your ego or something.
Bait should be and only be in the catty and not derailing threads that are potential gems.
Jailbait should be shunned. i.e. 'p, gov docs, Thoughtcrimes, etc...
Jesters alike can say truths and lies, beware of their lies or heed them, it's up to (you).

Truthnukes

Bait can be avoided but not 99% of the time, the best thing to do is to avoid it or to not care about it at all.

You do not look like this -->https://soybooru.com/post/view/131829#search=htsm

Nor this ---> https://soybooru.com/post/view/106638#search=giga except (Me) geg

Gallery

Rare footage of a train being filled with troonish bait.
>this bait do be kinda gemmy doe *bumps 500 times*
A 'toss showing what happens when bait is put.
An example of a chudbait thread.
(You) getting ready to make your gemmy bait.
Here is a great example of text. Going from most attention grabbing to least attention grabbing. The font used is Passion one. you can get it here and you can get it in google slides(you have to hit the add more fonts button and search for it). Note that it comes from jewgle.
Look at these images(the second one is stretched I know) Notice how the backgrounds draw your attention. in a sea of random posters and shitty low quality white text images. These pictures instantly capture your attention because of their backgrounds.
Example graph.
Here's an example of a fake reply or message. (You) can use this to put a bunch of these in your image and make it seem like people agree with you.