Slitherjak
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This page is a gemerald.| Slitherjak | |
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Origin | /soy/, soyjak.party (March 13, 2024) |
| Booru posts |  89 As of October 17th, 2025 |
| Traced from | m.toktok |
| Nationality | French |
Slitherjak (briefly known as Soyzilla) is a nuvariant that bears a striking resemblance to Feraljak. Observation indicates aggressive tendencies that are similar but far more primal and destructive than those of Feraljak, often being lethal to any person within slithering distance. Common behavior includes gnawing on literally anything and consuming prey twenty times his size.
Slitherjak is a natural predator of sustainable bug burgers and other small, environmentally-friendly foodstuffs.
History[edit | edit source]
Slitherjak was first posted on March 13, 2024, sometime after lunch (euroGOD time) on /soy/, during a wave of new nuvariants that sharty was experiencing at the time. He was mostly ignored upon his introduction due to the usual 'log spam caused by some snca drama and was overshadowed by dust variants like Cobbert and Anglojak, which were created the same day. Slitherjak almost became the carbon that did nothing to the sharty if it had not been for one or two 'teens who made some early gems in the original thread. After a week of a lazy forcing campaign, the creator gave up and presumably ACKed after failing to create the next Cobson killer. In the following months, Slitherjak was posted sporadically in random /soy/ threads.
Slitherjak received a minor popularity boost after the infamous 'ru artist and nuvariant connoisseur Rot noticed the variant and created a few gemeralds, including an animated rendition of the "Slitherjak devouring 'tans" thought-provoking masterpiece.
The first big boost in popularity was, again, delivered by Rot after cementing Slitherjak as S0I1337's soysona variant.
Origin[edit | edit source]
Slitherjak is traced from a French TikTok comedian and influencer, m.toktok (abbreviation of Monsieur TokTok). His skits consist of him acting like a low-functioning autistic retard in public places or reviewing Parisian restaurants by acting like a feral autistic retard. The reason why some assburger-ridden frog eater who can't even speak English was chosen to be traced is because he ACTS AND LOOKS LIKE A LITERAL SOYSYLUM PATIENT AND AN IRL SOYJAK THAT COLLECTS FUNKO POPS, WATCHES TRANIME AND EATS GOYSLOP[1] (he fakes the soysylum patient part for views from zoomerGODS though). Monsieur TokTok was also accused of pedophilia and preying on his female fans by some literal who French zogbook goys[2]; experts debate whether this makes him more IAS or not. His adult female friends featured in some of his videos are SISAs, by the way, if that matters. Gooning is BAD though, so don't watch those.
Slitherjak was drawn with Nu Nuvariant Familiarity Theory(patent pending) in mind. A combination of pleasing, curved, high-effort, non-aliased line art and plagiarized borrowed characteristics from certain main variants (such as Feraljak's neck hump being featured on Slitherjak) aims to achieve a "main variant feel" in a nuvariant.
Soyzilla was a working name the creator used briefly (because it sounded funny). It was quickly replaced by the name "Slitherjak" as suggested by some 'teen in another thread after the original one.
The name Slitherjak comes from the slithering motion of Frenchmen on flat surfaces, as seen in the origin video.
Biography[edit | edit source]
According to a rumor, Slitherjak is a younger half-brother of Feraljak; however, no data on their mothers or photographic evidence of the two brothers together exists, and therefore Snopes verified this rumor as FALSE [You will NOT make a wholesome picture of them together and upload it to the 'ru]. Do NOT investigate further.
Slitherjak was born to a single mother after she went searching for BBC in Paris but ended up copulating with a French-Algerian mutt by mistake. This was probably due to her partial blindness caused by her alcoholism, which also contributed to Slitherjak being born a mentally stunted retard with fetal alcohol syndrome.
After bursting from his mother's fleshy curtains, Slitherjak quickly burrowed under the hospital flooring and wove a cocoon from empty soy food packets and used transwomen tampons. After one to two months—and minus one day due to daylight savings—Slitherjak experienced a full metamorphosis and burst from his cocoon, after which he made his way back to the surface. The hospital staff completely forgot about the freak of nature miracle of birth living under their floor because they became hyperfixated on the newest FOTM slop, which made them easy pickings for Slitherjak. The hospital complex became Slitherjak's feeding grounds and provided him with a calcium-rich diet from anorexic troons waiting for gender-reassigment surgeries, helping with the development of Slitherjak's already formidable teeth, while fat mutts with heart problems were a great source of nutrition and essential fats needed for further body growth. After exhausting the hospital complex of its human resources, Slitherjak tunneled his way to greener pastures.
His current whereabouts are UNKNOWN.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Slitherjaks are an endangered species. In case of a Slitherjak attack, lie down, die, and be glad you're helping the hecking environment.
- A reddit user described m.toktok, the person Slitherjak's trace is based on, as: "He's the biggest asshole in Paris, which is quite an achievement." Slitherjak is also a major source of seethe from redditors.[3]
