SNCA:Cosmopolitanism
How could you tell?
Cosmopolitanism is a gem.
>save evropa or whatever
>you nigger or somethingCosmopolitanism is the ideology of Chads that makes far right incels all over the world angry and write some unoriginal bullshit about Klaus Schwab and how Hitler fucked off to Argentina. This ideology stands for that the interests of all humanity should always be above the interests of one nation. It is also the case that all people are first and foremost citizens of the Earth and eventually we should all unite to solve global problems together instead of hating each other because the politicians made us hateful through algorithmic brainwashing.
In fact, it would have been better if humanity had chosen this path from the very beginning, but some idiots decided that it was not funny and it would be more interesting to declare war on a neighboring state because a random king misheard something that another king said, and that's a fucking good reason to send a bunch of uneducated idiots to fight other uneducated idiots. Nowadays, wars are only started for the sake of traditions, small patches of land, and other stuff so that politicians could do nothing and say that there is no money because of the war. Normal people already realized that this is complete bullshit, but however, some little douchebags on TikTok are still falling for this low-grade far-right propaganda made by 14 y.o. Russian imperialists that don't even do their homework and thinks that when they turn 18, they'll fight in another pointless war like in the edits with phonk music.
How it was Invented[edit | edit source]
Diogenes was the first to declare himself a cosmopolitan, and everyone around him was fucking shocked because they all felt patriotic even about their towns, not to mention the entire countries, because all they were was just some regular normies who couldn't do anything but support the current thing. Diogenes just enjoyed life living somewhere in the suburbs inside a barrel without a care in the world. One day, when he saw some random boy drinking water with his hands, he threw away his cup because he wanted to live life as simple as possible (In fact, he just wanted to get some lulz). Just like he was a real Chad, he wanted to harden his body, and in the summer, he lay on the hot sand, and in the winter, he hugged cold statues and slept on a cloak. And even when Alexander the Great came to the city, he continued to lie in his barrel because he was a Chad. Then, when Alexander came to him and blocked the sun, asking whatever he wanted, he simply replied to stop blocking the sun. Later, Alexander said that Diogenes was so cool that he would have wanted to be like him if he hadn't been a king.
In the Modern World[edit | edit source]
There are actually many organizations in different countries around the world that are trying to bring the unification closer, like the World Federalist Movement (WFM), but for some reason, no one has ever talked about them, instead, a random neo-Nazi group of 20 people that was created in Discord gets a lot of attention and all they have to do is spread propaganda about Atomwaffen Division on TikTok.
New World Order[edit | edit source]
The New World Order has nothing to do with cosmopolitanism so:
No one is gonna make you eat the bugs
No one is gonna make you live in the pod
No one is gonna make you own nothing and be happy
No one is gonna make you take any meds
unless you want to do so on your own...
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