SNCA:Cosmopolitanism

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The bage and sectoin will writted buy ESL
You WILL going two fix grammer of bage and sectoin of make the proper of the English.
Why yes, cosmopolitians are Gigachads
How could you tell?
Cosmopolitanism is a gem.
World was supposed to look like this but bunch of idiots screwed up the whole thing
>save evropa or whatever
>you nigger or something

Cosmopolitanism is the ideology of Chads that makes far-right incels all over the world angry and write some unoriginal bullshit about Klaus Schwab and how Hitler fucked off to Argentina. This ideology stands for that interests of all humanity always should be above the interests of one nation. It is also the case that all people are first and foremost citizens of the Earth and eventually we should all unite to solve global problems together instead of hating on each other because the politicians made us through that algorithmic brainwashing. In fact, it would have been better if humanity had chosen this path from the very beginning, but some idiots decided that it was not funny and it would be more interesting to declare war on a neighboring state because a random king misheard something that another king said, and that's a fucking good reason to send a bunch of uneducated idiots to fight other uneducated idiots. Nowadays, wars are started for the sake of traditions, small patches of land and other stuff and so that politicians could do nothing and say that there is no money because of the war. Normal people already realized that this is complete bullshit but however little duchebags on tiktok still falling in this low-grade far-right propaganda made by 14 y.o. russian imperialist who doesn't do his homework and thinks that when he turns 18, he'll fight in another pointless war like in the edits with phonk music.

how it was invented[edit | edit source]

Diogenes was the first to declare himself a cosmopolitan, and everyone around him was fucking shocked because they all felt patriotic even about their towns, not to mention the entire countries because all they just were a regular normies who couldn't do anything but support the current thing. Diogenes just enjoyed life living somewhere in the suburbs inside a barrel didn't care about anything. One day when he saw some random boy drinking water with his hands, he threw away his cup because he wanted to live as simply as possible (In fact, he just wanted to get some lulz). Just like he was a real Chad he wanted to harden his body and in summer he lay on the hot sand, and in winter he hugged cold statues, and slept on a cloak. And even when Alexander the Great came to the city, he continued to lie in his barrel because he was a Chad. Then, when Alexander came to him and blocked the sun, asking whatever he wanted, he simply replied to stop blocking the sun. Later, Alexander said that Diogenes was so cool that he would have wanted to be like him if he hadn't been a king

When the king greeted him and asked if there was anything he wanted, Diogenes replied, "Yes, that you should stand a little out of my sun"

in modern world[edit | edit source]

There are actually many organizations in different countries of the world that are trying to bring the unification closer, like World Federalist Movement (WFM), but for some reason no one has ever talked about them, instead, a random neo-nazi group of 20 people that was created in Discord gets a lot of attention and all they do is spread propaganda about atomwaffen division on TikTok.

New World Order[edit | edit source]

New world order have nothing to do with cosmopolitanism so:

No one gonna make you eat the bugs

No one gonna make you live in the pod

No one gonna make you own nothing and be happy

No one gonna make you take any meds

unless you want so on your own...

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