Smuglet

>Though maybe you were looking for Smugjak?

This topic is related to SoyBooruHere be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.

SMUGLET POSTERS ARE PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILESYou can help by notifying the authorities, and ordering 'za to xheir houses

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Caused an Admincaust, a Senatecaust, a Soysurgency and Wiki war award

Smuglet smells like bait.

Smuglet is a nuvariant that has quickly become widely hated due to its association with lolicon. Initially posted by some literal who, the post was considered adorable by some users, while others disliked it.

It was then largely forced by a namefag, Finocide, and has been posted over 100 times by other users, and baiters within the span of a few weeks despite being near-universally hated. The variant was traced from the namefag Macaroni's profile picture, which is part of a tranime art trend called "Mutsuki Face" depicting characters of all ages in a chibiesque style; it comes from the jartypedololicuck """game""" Blue Archive , which is itself infamous for its pedophile fanbase and frequent inclusion of lolicon. Keep in mind for later that the character from Macaroni's profile picture looks very much underage in official art.

On June 26, 2026, a SoyBooru user called funkydealer was banned by Warrior-Z for uploading a picture of the variant with a BBC in its mouth. A thread was created shortly after this ban. However, the ban would be reversed^🔒 by Mustard with little to no consultation, as he did not consider the variant to actually be lolicon without knowing anything about it's origins. After he faced backlash for this, he proceeded to lock the original thread, leading to Warrior-Z making another one. This may have been the direct cause of the admincaust. Although the tag for this variant still exists, new uploads from this variant were subsequently banned by Cobblestone, killing it from the 'ru to the relief of hunkies who would have been baited by it on a daily basis. As of July 5, 2026, it has been unbanned.

On Jule 27, 2026, after one month, another retarded user named Glisterald posted antimatter with Smuglet where it's depicted with a spade and heart tattoo on its cheek; moreover, he uploaded porn with a penis in its mouth. Later Glisterald explained that he wanted this variant to be banned, but his reputation was ruined even more after Furcord leaks where he said that Smuglet is built for BBC. The posts were deleted first, but then Mustard restored them, which caused many controversies and led to Wiki Furcord crisis.

Reception

Grading

Most soyteens currently regard Smuglet as:

BRIMSTONE

Smuglet is widely despised for the aforementioned reasons, mainly for being a pedophilic variant traced from a chinkslop gacha game, and obviously for being bait. The variant is defended by the worst baiters, spammers, and degenerates in SoyBooru, and it further cemented the reputation of the site under Mustard when it was unbanned, and was furthermore wordfiltered to "thing that makes my clitty leak", as if clitty leaking over pedophiles was a bad thing. By far one of the most brimstone variants ever made, and is considerably the fittest candidate to be called Poopson. Since smuglet appeared an admincaust was enacted, edit wars became more common over the topic, a seventh soysurgency happened due to smuglet's relation to the Furcord leaks. Truly, the worst variant to ever be made.

Gallery

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  TRVTHNVKE explaining smuglet's origins
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  'ki users and jannies arguing over smuglet bbc porn edits

Snopes

Smuglet is part of a series on the obsessed brimstone that is killing SoyBooru	Sources [CollapseExpand] 4cuck immigrants ♦ antiswarthy ♦ Attentionwhores ♦ Autists ♦ Bans for gay reasons ♦ B_B_GHAST ♦ Brown ugly personjak posters ♦ Cloudflare ♦ dead discord group I need to blame for bad posts ♦ diddybluds ♦ Discord ♦ FNF diddy ♦ Furries ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer ♦ (((GillKoyim))) ♦ greedy people ♦ jakparty.soy ♦ Jannies ♦ jimbo ♦ Joel ♦ Kernüng ♦ Moot ♦ NAS posters ♦ Nuboorusluttas ♦ Reddit immigrants ♦ satoko_houjou_fan ♦ Slopjakking ♦ specials ♦ Speech bubble spammers ♦ SoyBooru (duh) ♦ Soysneed ♦ Supreme ♦ TikTok ♦ trevor ♦ ugly people ♦ variant:unknown ♦ Warrior-'P ♦ Wordfilters ♦ 𝕏 ♦ You[You just are, ok?]
	Symptoms [CollapseExpand] attentionwhore Drama ♦ Autism ♦ Coalposting (Dust ♦ Brimstone ♦ Vantablack ♦ Antimatter) ♦ Countrywars (Religion wars) ♦ Demoralization ♦ Gooning ♦ Lazy tagging ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ NAS-posting ♦ Obsession ♦ Pedophilia and 'p spam ♦ Politicoaling ♦ Racism ♦ Sharty hate ♦ Shit nobody cares about ♦ Slopjakking ♦ Speech bubbles ♦ Splintering ♦ Telling someone to kiss themselves ♦ Transgenderism ♦ Using “^” ♦ variant:unknown
	Forced Memes [CollapseExpand] Award ♦ Boykisser ♦ Brown ugly personjaks ♦ Catjak ♦ Chudjak self inserting ♦ Euromutt ♦ Flagging ♦ FNF Pedo ♦ Fundamental Paper Education ♦ Jartycuck ♦ Meximutt (Mexiwhore) ♦ Muttposting or something ♦ Neutralplier ♦ "Newflamboyant person Repellant" ♦ Ongezellig (detractor perspective) ♦ Pepe ♦ Slopjaks ♦ Spadeson and racebait ♦ Speech bubbles ♦ Soylita (Shoyta) ♦ Smuglet ♦ ugly personslop (The Amazing Digital Circus)
	Treatment [CollapseExpand] Soot ♦ Anti-Raisinflinging ♦ Anti-Slopjakking ♦ Attentionwhore Purge ♦ /calm/ ♦ Countrypeace ♦ Gem Posting ♦ Great Purge ♦ IAS ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Sproke ♦ Tagging correctly ♦ and most importantly... Original Content