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'''Liberalism''' is something that nobody can really agree on how to define. Whatever it is, followers of liberalism are called '''liberals''', '''libtards''', or '''shitlibs'''.
'''Liberalism''' is something that nobody can really agree on how to define. Whatever it is, followers of liberalism are called '''liberals''', '''libtards''', or '''shitlibs'''.



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Liberalism is something that nobody can really agree on how to define. Whatever it is, followers of liberalism are called liberals, libtards, or shitlibs.

Amerimutt sense[edit | edit source]

In the Jewnited Shits, "liberalism" is another word for Communism. Notable liberals from America include the Kenyan-born Muslim Barack Hussein Obama and the senile dictator Joe Biden. The far-left Democratic Party, the main American liberal party, advocates for abortion, transgenderism, mass immigration, and centrally planned economy.

Euromutt sense[edit | edit source]

In the EUSSR, "liberalism" is another word for (soft) Libertarianism. The Alliance of Liberals and Democrats for Europe (ALDE) Party is a mix of centrist and centre-right parties from across the continent. However, most of them support the EU which undercuts their libertARYAN credentials.

Britbong sense[edit | edit source]

In Airstrip 1, "liberalism" has a meaning somewhere in-between the Amerimutt and Euromutt ones. The centrist Liberal Democrats (Lib Dems) officially call for free trade and individualism, but actually just expand the welfare state and call for trans rights.

Slavshit sense[edit | edit source]

In Mordor and Khazaria, "liberalism" means shilling for (((NATO))). A liberal is commonly known as a liberást (либераст, a combo of "liberal" and "pederast"). Peer-reviewed studies conducted by Vladimir Putin and the Kremlin have found that liberals are heckin' Russophobes.

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