CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
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Sixth Soysurgency
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The Sixth Soysurgency is a soysurgency that started on June 14th, 2026 and is currently ongoing. It was caused by multiple different factors, including Cobblestone approving a Mexiaryan with a MAP Flag (and the badge of a splinter) on the 'ru, a tranny posting scat porn of themselves, also on the 'ru,[1] intolerence over recent site policies like the Cacacaust and softcore porn bait, along with splinters fueling the fire.[2] As a result, the /soy/ catalog was subjected to a catty wiping full of threads against the current janny cabal, camels, and other soyteens asking what happened.[3]
Jannies responded by adding more filters that automoves threads mentioning cobblestone into /g/ [4], which led to a bunch of posts bypassing the filters in order to keep spamming.
DOWN WITH QUOTE, DOWN WITH THE PEDOS
Snopes
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