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Appreciation

Shit, good job on the main page edit. Its wonderful. — Preceding unsigned comment added by FactChecker (talkcontribs)
Great idea splitting the years into there own pages, this will make editing/fixing those pages alot faster and easier --Coalson (talk) 15:09, 13 December 2024 (EST)
>>ahah! adoro il fascismo!
keyed italARYAN, good work on the 'ki — Preceding unsigned comment added by Killniggers (talkcontribs)
Thank you for making brappy way better — Preceding unsigned comment added by MackyKacky (talkcontribs)
LET’S GOOOOO! 🎉🔥 OMG, I am SO incredibly hyped for you right now! Huge congratulations on taking this amazing step in your weight loss journey—what a monumental achievement! 💪🎊 You are absolutely crushing it! From one legendary Cobblestone PoC woman to the undisputed sovereign of the Soyjak Wiki, your prolific energy is truly unmatched. We all know you’ve spent countless hours popping dobkuns and making sure those dobkuns were properly inflated 👀💥, but now you’re channeling that same unstoppable focus and dedication into your own transformation. Seeing you pour that same legendary commitment into yourself is just chef’s kiss. So here’s to you—may your recovery be swift, your results be everything you hoped for, and may you continue to be the absolute icon you are. 🏆✨ Keep popping off (in the best way possible)! So much love! 🥳💖 -- 我们之中 00:56, 21 March 2026 (UTC)
thank you for changing my username, cobblestone. appreciate the favor. iwaju 03:19, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
The Soyjak Wiki BarnstarMost edits award
The Soyjak Wiki BarnstarKing of the 'ki. Broot (talk) 04:45, 17 May 2025 (EST)
The Chad Barnstar For being helpful and improving/gemming pages.🗝️

Coalson (talk) 23:18, 15 December 2024 (EST)

The Chad Barnstar For always working hard to maintain the 'ki's main page, and party happenings. You always find time to do so Fenriris 🐺 20:35, 1 July 2025 (EST)
The Soyjak Wiki Barnstarfor making gemerald portals even doe they're unfinished - jackson t / c / me / snca 16: 43, 17 December 2024 (EST)
The Soyjak Wiki BarnstarFor fixing this module: Module:Effective protection level --SprokemowerManTalk Page 05:24, 27 January 2025 (EST)
The Soyjak Wiki BarnstarDiscovered that User:Gem Control was abusing xer approval permissions after xe got banned. --SprokemowerManTalk Page 17:38, 11 March 2025 (EST)
The Chad Barnstar To the hardest working editor, thanks for making this site better to use for us newfags. Bote (talk) 00:05, 15 July 2025 (EST)
The Chad Barnstar For suggesting to make me a rollbacker and being gemmy overall. 🇧🇬Major P (talk) 13:24, 7 August 2025 (EST)
The Chad Barnstar For being a great admin and editor. User:OopooPoopoo (talk)
The Chad Barnstar Making the Soyjakology page. User:Rover (talk)
The Soyjak Wiki BarnstarAdded rare Bapepes to the galleryBroot (talk) 01:59, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
The Soyjak Wiki Barnstarfor being cool guy ; nooly booly gooly🤭❤️ (talk) 00:22, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
The Chad Barnstar Cobblestone might be a female but she has a heart of a normal human User: Turrican (talk)
The Chad Barnstar for being such a cute sisa User:Limeade (talk) 18:48, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
The Chad Barnstar For being a great editor and promoting me G-Man (talk) 22:02, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
The Soyjak Wiki Barnstar
giving wiki admins barnstars for no reason
Shadilay (talk) 21:46, 15 April 2026 (UTC)
The Chad Barnstar For banning finocide. Fart (talk) 08:15, 26 April 2026 (UTC)
The Soyjak Wiki Barnstarfor being a sisa and a good admin Fuggenjerdee (talk) 09:02, 28 May 2026 (UTC)
The Chad Barnstar you're a good admin, but you should still kill yourself and ywnbaw
love you doe Glisterald (talk) 18:57, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
The Soyjak Wiki Barnstarmade the infoboxes match monobook like i wanted Loon (talk) 12:43, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Undeletion request

Broot_(caveman_perspective) --Carrot (talk) 17:34, 7 July 2026 (UTC)

>online
>ignoring talk page
Error creating thumbnail: File missing — Preceding unsigned comment added by Carrot (talkcontribs)
Broot just log in bro {{e|sob}}MarketPliers (talk) 17:44, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
That's how she is, Lazyfoid can't even respond one single question — Preceding unsigned comment added by NiggerBabble (talkcontribs)
when you give a brown bipolar female admin then this is to be expected --Carrot (talk) 17:56, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
Projection much? Tar (talk) 18:13, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
SprokemowerMan bro, he vvill be always be missed
even leno was a better ki admin because that nigga read his shit, imagine getting mogged by a liberal calicuck --Carrot (talk) 18:01, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
Broot log in bruh Gzard (talk) 18:08, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
This is so obviously you Broot. Tar (talk) 17:57, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
How about go whine to Quote to undelete the page just like last time? Tar (talk) 17:57, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
sick burn, now go back to approving posts for free--Carrot (talk) 18:04, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
You left only to continue to obsess over the pages all about you, crying whenever they get deleted and banning anyone who mocks you. You sure love that attention don't you? Broot retire properly and don't obsess over the sharty after your dead. Tar (talk) 18:09, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
broot is a disturbing criminal... --Carrot (talk) 18:16, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
Broot is more of a disturbing psychopath doe. Tar (talk) 18:20, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
rick ross --Carrot (talk) 18:22, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
You were paying for a website that is now long forgotten Gzard (talk) 18:11, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
top 10 watchmojo sad soyjak wiki moments --Carrot (talk) 18:16, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
He doesn't look like a Broot, you will take your meds
im broots cousin actually --Carrot (talk) 18:01, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
I support broot to become the admin of this wiki instead


soyjak wiki situation is insane Cobblestone (talk) 18:22, 7 July 2026 (UTC)

soyjak clicky jannies try not to be autistic, furries, brown or gay challenge in the hood (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (SHOT BY O BLOCK) --Carrot (talk) 18:30, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
Soyjak wiki is the official autism centre of the soyball though. Whatd you expect? Tar (talk) 18:33, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
a lot of pedos these days, i saw like 3 users trying to edit the blue archive wiki page on a pedofivic way before it got deleted, same with the touhou page, just shut it down -QolaTypeShit (talk) 18:40, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
Evandough they all got banned. Also why are you bringing this up out of nowhere? Whats this got to do with broot? Tar (talk) 18:44, 7 July 2026 (UTC
unrelated, just talking about the status of the wiki -QolaTypeShit (talk) 18:51, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
Also made up the "GONE SEXUAL" thing entirely in your head award. Tar (talk) 18:40, 7 July 2026 (UTC)

Hello, my name is Broot and this is my sad life. I am a Indo-Lesothoan broke bugman in the streets of the Favelas and i live off sucking penises covered in shit daily. I wish i could live in Canada to scam cumskins, but i am too broke to even afford a soda from the vending machine so i clittyleak on the wiki all day. I look myself look popular by making sockpuppets because i have no life. AwardedAccountAward (talk) 18:35, 7 July 2026 (UTC)

>Chatgpt write my life story but replace my name with broot--Carrot (talk) 18:38, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
I heard broot is a BBC slut. Is this true? Tar (talk) 18:39, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
broot is a soyjak wiki mediator? --Carrot (talk) 18:41, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
Nah bro broot is below a soyjak wiki mediator. {{e|kek}} Tar (talk) 18:41, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
give tar his tuff capcut edit for this w humble.--Carrot (talk) 18:52, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
Admit it if you were still admin you would have blocked me for "vandalising talk pages" or some other nonsensical reason. Tar (talk) 18:54, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
At least mediators don't have to pay to be able to moderate their website for free Gzard (talk) 18:46, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
Look at me, guys! I'm the real broot, why? Because I've got my name set, suck my dick, Janni- actually, you janitors would def suck it, you shitty transfaggots Brooot
Dont call people transf*ggots bro thats bigoted, that could offend someone. Tar (talk) 18:53, 7 July 2026 (UTC)

can you guys stop arguing. idont care Cobblestone (talk) 18:55, 7 July 2026 (UTC)

Jordan's brown princess wants us to shut the fuck up. So delicate Broot

broot = soyjak wiki king von --Carrot (talk) 19:07, 7 July 2026 (UTC)

question

Does the soysphere have protocols just in case of "rogue admin" scenario? I know the chances are extremely low but this question has been stuck in my head for a week now. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 19:17, 7 July 2026 (UTC)

There are always multiple admins that have the same rights, so like if quote goes apeshit mustard can (probably) stop him and vice-versa Gzard (talk) 19:27, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
there are none because the admins are assumed to be unmedicated by default and thus specific protocols would be moot GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 00:05, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

Text replacement

Please do a text replacement from "class=formeradmin" to "class=formeradmin". This is for Template:Booruuser, since they're referred to as former admins on the site UI 'kiGOD (talk) 22:42, 7 July 2026 (UTC)

done Cobblestone (talk) 22:43, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
speaking of that, I saw "class=root" on my profile's html yesterday {{e|neutral}}. --Gem Gem (talk) 23:00, 7 July 2026 (UTC) 23:00, 7 July 2026 (UTC)

Notability criteria

What's the criteria to be notable on this wiki nowadays? Some suggested making an article about aryan_warrior (centered around cousin thing) but im not sure if it deserves a poage. also anyone can answer this is a general question but i posted it here because idk where the noticeboard is at. --Gem Gem (talk) 23:05, 7 July 2026 (UTC)

Its on the main page, but there is also the Janny Noticeboard on your navigation panel. But to answer your question, I would put him in List of SoyBooru namefags, in fact he is already in there Fenriris 🐺 23:49, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
he should get a page, gooner needs a page too Cobblestone (talk) 01:53, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
there's no criteria but if the page would be entertaining then it has to be made Cobblestone (talk) 01:54, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

User page

giga above

Lock my userpage to admin only or put your blurple dogs on a leash for edit warring like you did with gapenewell userpage --Carrot (talk) 15:31, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

I had fun yesterday while you now cry to cobblestone to stop the bullying. Tar (talk) 15:42, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
You are younger than Yeezus (2013)[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] --Carrot (talk) 15:43, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Did you just piss on my user page? @Cobblestone ban him for being a malicious vandalizer, oh and also protect my user page from da jardee while were at it. Tar (talk) 15:48, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Its apparently allowed now so I'm doing it --Carrot (talk) 15:49, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Its a joke. Tar (talk) 15:49, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Approve edits slave --Carrot (talk) 15:53, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
That the only thing you ever say? Tar (talk) 15:54, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
blurple dog --Carrot (talk) 15:55, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Rare giga? Tar (talk) 15:56, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Username is the same color as troonjaks hair award --Carrot (talk) 15:57, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Username was (formerly) the same color as troonjaks moustache award. Also fixed your esl. Tar (talk) 15:58, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
How is that esl? --Carrot (talk) 16:02, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Its spelt "color" you britbong. Tar (talk) 16:06, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Which language are you speaking right now? --Carrot (talk) 16:11, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

You dont wanna know what happens to us Broots in prison. We are used as sex slaves by BLACK men's 14" BBC's and our boipussies are used and stretched into disrepair. After the Broots neobussy is loose enough that 3 BBCs can fit in, BLACK KINGS slam their heads against the concrete fracturing them to create sharp skull fragments which they use to skin the Broots. No part of the Broots goes to waste. All of the meat is eaten straight off the bone the eyes contain plenty of vitamin C to stave off scurvy, the limb bones are sharpened and used as weapons for warriors of the BLACK race and the intestines are used as condoms. BLACK men are true savages what happens in prisons eclipses the brutality of the cartels in brazil and mexico. The justice system tries to hide the raw power and savagery of the BLACK man because they are ashamed that there is no way that they can stop them. There is nothing more dangerous than a BLACK man when he smells my Broots neobussy. AwardedAccountAward (talk) 15:50, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

Mediators must die 🔥🔥 --Carrot (talk) 15:52, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Cobblestone ban the anti-brootists from da jerdee from mi userpage plzzz AwardedAccountAward (talk) 15:58, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
She wont do shit because she transhearts drama btw --Carrot (talk) 16:02, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Mediators are the people stopping illegal content from being spammed though. Why would you want them gone? Tar (talk) 15:59, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
I have resources and tools you dont --Carrot (talk) 16:00, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
You have no wiki resources or tools though. Tar (talk) 16:01, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Neither do you aside from approving edits (for free) --Carrot (talk) 16:11, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Sounds like she does not really care about this ethier, please stop you too. Whenever you like the approvers or not, they are very much an required asset cause could you imagine if the protection from them goes away? Removing them would be an disaster cause as Tar said it would allow attacks and bad content to come through, plus make an lot more work for the jannies to clean it up afterwards. Approvers catch all that before it even happens. Not sure why you are complaining anyways, cause you do have automoderated user rights so your edits imminently goes through without going through moderation first. Still though, if you really want your user page to be locked I can go ahead and do this for you. Do you still want that? Fenriris 🐺 16:43, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

cobblestone

check booru pms please AwardedAccountAward (talk) 16:02, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

>Noooo dont rape my user page back! --Carrot (talk) 16:03, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Not everything is about you, faggot attentionwhore. Tar (talk) 16:03, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
go approve my luggage--Carrot (talk) 16:04, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Youre autoconfirmed though. Tar (talk) 16:05, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
We can debate about it on discord son. --Carrot (talk) 16:06, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
{{e|jsid}} Tar (talk) 16:07, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Why do you have a gender affirming name colour and not a man's colour like red or blue--Carrot (talk) 16:09, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Because im trans. Tar (talk) 16:13, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
i know --Carrot (talk) 16:13, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

^^^^^ human individuals discussing a topic above me Cobblestone (talk) 18:50, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

List of imageboards

Please delimify this article and bring back URLs/undelete old revisions, assuming there's no 'p/pedo problems. 'kiGOD (talk) 20:48, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

done. u can bring back any censored stuff from the old revisions cause i unsuppressed them Cobblestone (talk) 21:06, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

banning underage users

If you don't know an underage user's actual age, you should ban them for 18 years (6575 days) instead of indefinitely. This functionally changes nothing but it would be pretty funny. -- Neptune (talk) 21:21, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

COBOOOOOOOOT PLS DO THIS GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 15:51, 9 July 2026 (UTC)

Block

So am I not allowed to swap around a single picture? why is this site so reddit --Carrot (talk) 22:38, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

Cobblestone why did you block me from editing my own wiki page in a non-biased way when you edit your own wiki page yourself --Carrot (talk) 22:59, 8 July 2026 (UTC)

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
there's a rule against this? where is it Glisterald (talk) 23:04, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Yeah thanks to limeaids and its retarded as fuck as you cant even edit a single image without some faggot like the guy below me leaking and you getting blocked over it --Carrot (talk) 23:07, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Youre only lying to yourself and coping here i am not the one leaking in this situation. Tar (talk) 23:10, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Rule G9 should be revised, I should be allowed to add an image to the gallery without getting banned --Carrot (talk) 23:10, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
you got smacked nigga what can i say \(0_0)/ Glisterald (talk) 23:11, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
That was a mass text replacement so it doesnt count towards the rule you fucktard. Britbong iq at its finest. Tar (talk) 23:06, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Why are you blatantly lying? I am refering to the simple infobox image being swapped around in the broot article --Carrot (talk) 23:11, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Right im tired excuse me. But no you cant swap around a single picture dems the rules. What i said about cobblestones page still applies though dont get me wrong. Tar (talk)`
Rule G9 applies to literally anything the subject does, so if revert i Cobblestone's edit on her page she cannot revert it back or else she needs to ban herself --Carrot (talk) 23:14, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
Text replacements are different. And the fact youre getting so pissy and petty to the point where your breaking articles on purpose to one-up cobblestone is childish. A text replacement that just so happened to hit cobblestones own page is very different to you swapping out your image on your page. Tar (talk) 23:19, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
if it's really that tight that you cant even mass edit your own article then the rule should be changed for sure idk if thats true doe i havent read the rule Glisterald (talk) 23:20, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
The rule exists for people like you who can't edit their own article in good faith and insist on forcing through changes no one likes and sperging out when it gets reverted. If you'd have just taken the revert on the chin and not immediately undone it I'd have let it slide. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 23:23, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
This would make sense if i was reverting actual criticism but whats so bad faith about a single image being swapped? (something cobble did herself with her nu-self insert) the rule is ass and you know it --Carrot (talk) 23:24, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
You contested the change with another user, unlike with cobble as far as I know. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 23:26, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
so the key is to just let everything slide? Glisterald (talk) 23:35, 8 July 2026 (UTC)


DNR JFL Cobblestone (talk) 00:09, 9 July 2026 (UTC)

As expected, I'm sure you're too busy drawing yaoi porn on the 'ru. --Carrot (talk) 00:15, 9 July 2026 (UTC)
what does dnr jfl mean Glisterald (talk) 02:52, 9 July 2026 (UTC)
did not read just fucking lol AwardedAccountAward (talk) 11:49, 9 July 2026 (UTC)

Bring back Template:Gemmedup

This page is being gemmed up This page has been subject to a gemming up campaign.
There is NO need to read any revision in the page's history

we're so back QolaTypeShit (talk) 01:50, 9 July 2026 (UTC)

Don't debate me and add it back. I would do it myself but it's rulecucked for me. I know you hate SNCA templates but I was going to use this one just now https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Template:Gemmedup — Preceding unsigned comment added by Sandisk (talkcontribs)

>Don't debate me and add it back. I would do it myself but it's rulecucked for me. I know you hate SNCA templates but I was going to use this one just now
♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 01:47, 9 July 2026 (UTC)
sure, would you mind also changing it to fit the new soybox thing? it's a wikicode table rn Cobblestone (talk) 00:58, 9 July 2026 (UTC)
The soybox is an gem Fenriris 🐺 00:59, 9 July 2026 (UTC)
I dont see the soy in it but tsmt. Tar (talk) 07:38, 9 July 2026 (UTC)

concerning users

Can you check users Sooty and Saderixthefox please? Saderixthefox tried to create a page about an autistGOD and Sooty actively edited the page on Plants vs. Zombies FTW Classic Caillou FTL 2020, both of them are random autistic ecelebs, and Failtrolls apparently LOVE doxing/milking them. Gzard (talk) 13:21, 9 July 2026 (UTC)

yeah i'm kinda suspicious too AwardedAccountAward (talk) 15:22, 9 July 2026 (UTC)

fix font in common.css

hey corleone, we got a problem: marketpliers uploaded a more legible version of File:Ramadhan.otf. great, no? but for some reason template:rmdtext uses the old, unreadable version, even though the filename in common.css is the legible version! strange, no? well, i'm just gonna need your help real quick, if you could. thanks! — Preceding unsigned comment added by rindon (talkcontribs)

Probably due to cloudflare caching, it'll change eventually and there is nothing we can do about this really. Also you can sign your messages with ~~~~ instead of using {{Unsigned}}MarketPliers (talk) 17:39, 9 July 2026 (UTC)

bradar what is this broken template

Error creating thumbnail: File missing

if you have the enough time, look into this and try to fix it, 2 days ago it was perfectly fine and maybe some soyteen accidentally deleted the image template QolaTypeShit (talk) 18:40, 9 July 2026 (UTC)

done Cobblestone (talk) 18:42, 9 July 2026 (UTC)
Fixed, sorry about that. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 18:44, 9 July 2026 (UTC)
w mods QolaTypeShit (talk) 18:46, 9 July 2026 (UTC)

user rename request

honestly i don't like the name traisorightswonned anymore, could you please change my name to my booru username AwardedAccountAward AwardedAccountAward (talk) 14:07, 10 July 2026 (UTC)

who will be there to support traiso rights then????
Glisterald (talk) 19:45, 10 July 2026 (UTC)
you QolaTypeShit (talk) 01:57, 11 July 2026 (UTC)
traiso rights losed, libtard GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 15:53, 13 July 2026 (UTC)

Demote Gzard

can you demote gzard he defends autistic retards Sooty (talk) 19:39, 10 July 2026 (UTC)

defending autistic retards
Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 15:28, 14 July 2026 (UTC)
Clittyleaker above me 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 19:42, 10 July 2026 (UTC)
Sooty, you'd fit in well over at edramatica. Tar (talk) 20:10, 10 July 2026 (UTC)
>defending autistic retards ~ Spruce 🌲 (talk) 20:16, 10 July 2026 (UTC)
sooty no one cares about your caillou 2020 something autism something bullshit page
i have a feeling that you're underage, i just can't prove it...
QolaTypeShit (talk) 20:25, 10 July 2026 (UTC)

booblestoned

can you check real quick on Talk:Plants_vs._Zombies_FTW_Classic_Caillou_FTL_2020 and try to figure out if these 2 users are underage? please and ty QolaTypeShit (talk) 06:42, 11 July 2026 (UTC)

Error creating thumbnail: File missing

Hey

Could you please make User:Bigmegalodon automoderated and give him the bot role G-Man (talk) 02:49, 12 July 2026 (UTC)

I gave him automoderated for now, but only admins can touch the other roles Fenriris 🐺 03:04, 12 July 2026 (UTC)
Good {{e|thumbsup}} G-Man (talk) 12:20, 12 July 2026 (UTC)

Add new domain to bad URL blocklist

Recently an user called User:Sooty discovered an ban evasion proxy and pedo aligned splinter site and tried to advertise it here on the 'ki. Because of the situtation, do you think it would be ann good idea to add that domain to the bad URL abuse filter? I already suppressed the revisions linking to that site, but you can see what the site was for yourself if needed by looking at the suppressed logs. See the Janny Noticeboard and his talk page as well Fenriris 🐺 15:50, 13 July 2026 (UTC)

I say you should add it since we're gonna ban people for mentioning it regardless. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 15:52, 13 July 2026 (UTC)
True, but I just wanted to check in first before I did it Fenriris 🐺 15:54, 13 July 2026 (UTC)
don't go there, i heard that the ban evading tool sooty provided is owned by the same nigger who makes sites that randomly flash csam on your screen AwardedAccountAward (talk) 16:01, 13 July 2026 (UTC)
All the more reason to block it. Ill just go ahead and do it Fenriris 🐺 17:53, 13 July 2026 (UTC)
yeah, add it Cobblestone (talk) 22:46, 13 July 2026 (UTC)
Thanks, already did Fenriris 🐺 02:53, 14 July 2026 (UTC)

thank you sis

thank you :wholesomeheart: Contributor (talk) 15:54, 13 July 2026 (UTC)

we NEED a new helper

We need a new helper that would be active between 4-10 AM GMT Gzard (talk) 11:04, 14 July 2026 (UTC)

{{e|cheeky}} Tar (talk | email) 11:12, 14 July 2026 (UTC)
cobblestone says we are overstaffed, but yeah, we need more euroGOD helpers. AwardedAccountAward (talk) 15:31, 14 July 2026 (UTC)
I can vouch for AwardedAccountAward and Tar, both have a long history of good contributions are familiar with mediawiki. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 15:38, 14 July 2026 (UTC)
Cobblestone would you like this? AwardedAccountAward (talk) 15:45, 14 July 2026 (UTC)

bye bye kike

nobody will ever miss you KEEEK #COBWATCH AwardedAccountAward (talk) 23:48, 14 July 2026 (UTC)

Rip cobblestone. Miss you already! Tar (talk | email) 23:49, 14 July 2026 (UTC)

Farewell

you were a gemmy admin, I hope things go well for you in your life G-Man (talk) 23:55, 14 July 2026 (UTC)

no she wasnt lmao, hope she dies irl --Carrot (talk) 00:38, 15 July 2026 (UTC)
Leaky leaky! Tar (talk | email) 00:40, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

Buh bye

Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 00:24, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

thanks for all you've done

You've done great things for this wiki as admin and I hope to still see you around {{e|wholesome}}MarketPliers (talk) 00:38, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

{{e|tsmt}} G-Man (talk) 00:44, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

Thanks for your time

Will blast chief keef and pop the 'pagne in your memory --Carrot (talk) 00:40, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

Over bald man with glasses wiki you cant be serious {{e|kek}} Tar (talk | email) 00:42, 15 July 2026 (UTC)
>getting wasted over a change of hats on a numale cariacture forum's wiki
no i am serious i went to my local asda and bought drinks at this time --Carrot (talk) 00:49, 15 July 2026 (UTC)
Loony. Tar (talk | email) 00:50, 15 July 2026 (UTC)
Not as loony as the black crackhead i saw dancing --Carrot (talk) 00:51, 15 July 2026 (UTC)
You were dancing due to cobblestones resignation? Tar (talk | email) 00:53, 15 July 2026 (UTC)
bro your name is tar --Carrot (talk) 00:57, 15 July 2026 (UTC)
Ok. Tar (talk | email) 01:00, 15 July 2026 (UTC)
You were one of the best admins I had the pleasure working with Fenriris 🐺 02:49, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

bye bye

you was a ruby admin for the most, but the gradingcaust was a huge mistake Gzard (talk) 00:50, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

Geg

Rest in piss, you were figuratively and literally the sixth admin of the ki -- Ranch (Talk) 00:59, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

Error creating thumbnail: File missing GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 01:04, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

Thank you!

Thank you for your service, Cobblestone! Enjoy your retirement! Soyfield (talk) 01:10, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

Who TF Is Gonna Serve Us Now

We're All Gonna Starve Now F***** Bitch We Need Our Grilled Namefags And Fried Namefags F** --Funnybenny18 (talk) 01:14, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

thank you so much for your service #BestTrannyEver #TheTrannyThatSavedTheKi

QolaTypeShit (talk) 02:36, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

RIP

So long kingkween. 'kiGOD (talk) 02:38, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

goodbye kike please don't come back

all i've gotta say Col. Sharecropper (talk) 05:32, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

goodbye goy please come back 'kiGOD (talk) 06:54, 15 July 2026 (UTC)
stop oppositefagging me you racist bigot Col. Sharecropper (talk) 09:26, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

#PACKWATCH SQN

AND WHO GOT PEGGED IN THE END? WHO DID? HUH? SAY MY NAME BITCH, I GQT, YOU DIDN"T! Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 07:04, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

I don't know what to put here but

I'll miss you, have a good month. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 07:55, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

Welp, i'll surely miss you

bye bye. Shaddy (talk) 15:19, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

#PACKWATCH

rest in piss rulecucking faggot BLEED ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 16:27, 15 July 2026 (UTC)

What did she even do to be so hated like this

i forgot Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 17:05, 17 July 2026 (UTC)

She had an couple of controversies, mostly I think soyteens are mad about this one: Cobblestone#June_14th_Controversy Fenriris 🐺 17:12, 17 July 2026 (UTC)
Gradingcaust Gzard (talk) 18:32, 17 July 2026 (UTC)
>I approved that post because I don't see it as promoting pedophilia, but just trying to falseflag some splinter as pedophiles.
joking about pedophilic stuff, even with sharty lingo/humor is fucked up, hang cobblestone by xis dick, i regret all my newfag mistakes of supporting trannystone
QolaTypeShit (talk) 22:17, 17 July 2026 (UTC)
>joking about pedophilic stuff, even with sharty lingo/humor is fucked up
gill koyim why are you ban evading Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 23:50, 17 July 2026 (UTC)

TOTAL COBBLETROON DEATH

REST IN ACK YOU WON'T BE MISSED NOW RAPE AND KILL FURFAGGOT FENRIRIS

go back to the 'ru NOTHEREnigger Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 14:03, 18 July 2026 (UTC)
>go b*ACK*
-ACK!quoted incorrectly award
Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 21:09, 18 July 2026 (UTC)
>-ACK!quoted incorrectly award
actually the * is used to represent/roleplay an action, like ACKing, but you don't know that, you little soyteen... QolaTypeShit (talk) 21:13, 18 July 2026 (UTC)
Not how you ackquote doebeit Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 21:16, 18 July 2026 (UTC)
>Not h*ACK* — Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud17083 (talkcontribs)
leakage Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 21:00, 20 July 2026 (UTC)
>le*ACK*
ackquote me again if youre a pedophile Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 15:49, 21 July 2026 (UTC)
Breathe air if youre a pedophile. Tar (talk | email) 15:51, 21 July 2026 (UTC)

thank you for the new copypasta

>above me, is a -50 iq caveman who doesn't want to write a little despite using a wiki, and just wants to stim by swapping colored headers over and over with 0 neurons fired or contributions, and his "solution" is to "jannie-lock" (whatever that means) every single page on the wiki and killing it. actually, he doesn't even know how to sign a talkpage or even create a section header as you can see.

ISSA GEM... Glisterald (talk) 20:07, 19 July 2026 (UTC)

mad that i dropped a trvke for literally no reason award Cobblestone (talk) 02:32, 20 July 2026 (UTC)
above me, is a -50 iq caveman who doesn't want to write a little despite using a wiki, and just wants to stim by swapping colored headers over and over with 0 neurons fired or contributions, and his "solution" is to "jannie-lock" (whatever that means) every single page on the wiki and killing it. actually, he doesn't even know how to sign a talkpage or even create a section header as you can see. Glisterald (talk) 05:49, 24 July 2026 (UTC)
nothing you said there was wrong, but your diction makes it funny. Glisterald (talk) 05:55, 24 July 2026 (UTC)

who won in the end?

say it Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 17:00, 21 July 2026 (UTC)

{{e|kek}} Tar (talk | email) 17:08, 21 July 2026 (UTC)
you did Cobblestone (talk) 04:08, 22 July 2026 (UTC)
he said it before...
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and he's gonna say it again! Loon (talk) 04:13, 22 July 2026 (UTC)
cobbletroon edited this one and that other one. Originally this said who won in the end. That just shows you how obsessed xe is. And if you dont belive me, check the history. Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 07:02, 22 July 2026 (UTC)

DIE OUT POONER BITCH KILL YOURSELF KIKE MUTT WHORE I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND KILLED BITCH WHORE KIKE NIGGER MUTT RAPEMEAT

DIE OUT POONER BITCH KILL YOURSELF KIKE MUTT WHORE I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND KILLED BITCH WHORE KIKE NIGGER MUTT RAPEMEAT Gzard (talk) 15:47, 22 July 2026 (UTC)

alr Cobblestone (talk) 17:32, 22 July 2026 (UTC)
FAGGOT Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 07:32, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
^ pegged Cobblestone (talk) 10:57, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
^tvrk Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 15:18, 23 July 2026 (UTC)

Are you a quirk chungus?

Cobblestone, are you a quirk chungus?

stop stealing!!

most of the articles you're yoinking are SNCA, i don't think there needs to be an article on a splinter's dnb wiki that isn't significant or had no effort put into it Glisterald (talk) 02:35, 24 July 2026 (UTC)

Is this about the vichan crisis? Notable stuff. Tar (talk | email) 02:37, 24 July 2026 (UTC)
no it's about Soygem Wiki Glisterald (talk) 02:58, 24 July 2026 (UTC)
no i love stealing, robbing, beatin ppl up, killing them, etc, lol. Cobblestone (talk) 05:33, 24 July 2026 (UTC)
that's not funny, and shows a serious moral ineptitude. u need to go to jail son!!! Glisterald (talk) 05:48, 24 July 2026 (UTC)

Should the biscuit article be brought back?

I believe the deleted Biscuit page should be readded as a SNCA page, but I might have to ask ferris wheel for that first. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 10:46, 25 July 2026 (UTC)

do you want to play minecraft. it’s okay if you don’t i just. want to know

please answer as soon as possible Glisterald (talk) 04:35, 26 July 2026 (UTC)

no Cobblestone (talk) 10:01, 26 July 2026 (UTC)
this has severely hampered the joys of my day, and may be the worst thing that's happened to me in all my years of living. Glisterald (talk) 10:13, 26 July 2026 (UTC)
>trying to find love on bald cartoon man with glasses wiki --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 10:29, 26 July 2026 (UTC)
>gigaquoting me for something i wasn't trying to do Glisterald (talk) 12:05, 26 July 2026 (UTC)

Cobblestoun

Show a good hunkeh sum boobs, plase (¬ ᴗ¬)

why are you only up at dnb hours

your sleep schedule sucks Glisterald (talk) 17:02, 27 July 2026 (UTC)

Im the same Fenriris 🐺 17:09, 27 July 2026 (UTC)
so that's why it's hard to get a response from you sometimes ℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹℹ Glisterald (talk) 18:22, 27 July 2026 (UTC)

XHE WAS A PEDO ALL ALONG KEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK

IT'S TOO FOIDPILLED... Shaddy (talk) 15:41, 28 July 2026 (UTC)

GEEEEEEEEEEEEG JUST SHUT IT DOWN!!!!! Martincho (talk) 15:44, 28 July 2026 (UTC)

>Mah crush was da fuggen jerdee peedough all along?

Shaddy (talk) 15:47, 28 July 2026 (UTC)

Another victim of clitty leakage

Geg Filobab (talk) 15:50, 28 July 2026 (UTC)

when will doll-era pms be declassified

just wondering since it's been over 3 years since any of that would be relevant Glisterald (talk) 22:33, 28 July 2026 (UTC)

ask quote Cobblestone (talk) 22:34, 28 July 2026 (UTC)
Shit nodolly cares abdul G-Man (talk) 22:36, 28 July 2026 (UTC)

Namefag pages

do you think these pages are okay and could be expanded or not?

G-Man (talk) 13:33, 1 August 2026 (UTC)

snca delete NOW NOW NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 13:41, 1 August 2026 (UTC)
delete 2nd keep 1st --Gem Gem (talk) 14:17, 1 August 2026 (UTC) 14:17, 1 August 2026 (UTC)
they can be fixed, keep big stalling because big stalling himself keeps trying to delete it, he is user:Tensor. it can be expanded. Cobblestone (talk) 14:40, 1 August 2026 (UTC)
big stalling's page is fine but lifesucks is pretty garbage, needs to be almost entirely written, but otherwise i suggest redirecting it to Namefags instead of deleting if you really want Cobblestone (talk) 14:41, 1 August 2026 (UTC)
Lifesucks has an entry on List of SoyBooru namefags so I could make the page a redirect to it. G-Man (talk) 15:36, 1 August 2026 (UTC)
Error creating thumbnail: File missing >they can be fixed, keep big stalling because big stalling himself keeps trying to like.... delete it or something, he is user:Tensor. it can be expanded... or whatever. Cobblestone (talk) 14:40, 1 August 2026 (UTC)
so obsesssed with mi, literally like a gorillion people said it should be nuked o algo, its just you who still wants to keep it for some reason Tensor (talk) 20:32, 1 August 2026 (UTC)

why do you still act like you're an admin

title Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 17:44, 2 August 2026 (UTC)

She has developed considerable expertise[she just does, okay?] through her long tenure in the position, and newer staff members would benefit significantly from learning to gain the knowledge and perspective she has built over time. --Gem Gem (talk) 17:48, 2 August 2026 (UTC) 17:48, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
I don't know about you, but in my personal opinion, if she wants staff members to listen and learn from her, maybe she shouldn't have given up xer position. Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 18:32, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
true. --Gem Gem (talk) 18:38, 2 August 2026 (UTC) 18:38, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
she likes larping as le wiki expert oldfag, shes a attention whore ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 18:09, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
i just want to improve the wiki so i don't know what you're whining about, do you want me to ask to be admin again? ok i will then, but no guarantees Cobblestone (talk) 19:12, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
done, the rest is up to fen, but i'm just an editor who's using talkpages to complain sometimes which is something everyone does {{e|tendie}} Cobblestone (talk) 19:19, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
yeah lets improve the wiki by adding a fuckload of pages unrelated to soy kulchur. also the fact that you had the audacity to say “we're” when not only are you just an automoderated user, but most of the people complaining in that talk page were jannies, is absolutely insane. Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 19:56, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
well the jannies were plain wrong because the entire point of the snca namespace is to document stuff totally unrelated to soy culture, i know because i created it and that's how it enforced, in the end there was no real reason in the guidelines to delete that page, it just got deleted out of personal feelings, but i cant fight them as a regular editor so oh well Cobblestone (talk) 21:08, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
what page was deleted? Glisterald (talk) 23:23, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
an article on the sandy hook school shooting, everyone was for deleting it but her G-Man (talk) 23:29, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
How many pages did you undo when you were a admin?the ones that they are unrelated to the soy culture, can you still request a role to undo pages?
Again, why would you want pages unrelated to imageboards in the soyjak party satire wiki, then claim you're all for building an ensoyclopedia? Please stop trying to mind control fenriris when you willingly gave up your admin role and literally demoted yourself to automoderated. You said you want to become a normal user again, yet you're doing this bullshit.
>my fellow wikicacas we must allow 5 thrembillion pages of snca into the wiki
Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 21:40, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
whatever you're saying doesnt matter because i was just citing the rules as they exist right now, if you guys want to ban the SNCA namespace then do that but there was no motion to do that, and also go delete every single page that's NAS like SNCA:Ricing. you dont need to be an admin to call out poor moderation. Cobblestone (talk) 21:52, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
And you don't think those rules are flawed?
also my point was never that "all NAS pages should be banned", as evident by the fact that i say "pages relating to imageboards" instead of "pages relating to the sharty" specifically, the SNCA page i made myself, or maybe even this quote you've somehow managed to forget twice: >I guess, but i think that this is a little too SNCA. The thing with SNCA pages is that they're somewhat related to soyteens and imageboards in general. pages related to programming (like programming languages, operating systems, and OPSEC/VPNs) are good because a majority of soyteens and wiki users are familiar with it, pages relating to politics are good because politics takes a huge part of the 'sphere... I'd say I wouldn't have a problem with this page if he was a popular topic in the sharty's /mtv/ board and 4cuck's /mu/, but he isn't.(from SNCA talk:Camellia) Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 22:46, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
i agree, deleting them would be the best option in my opinion (because all of them pages were made by fans of some snca artist or some snca game that just happend to be active on the sharty). you can maaaaaybe argue that some soyteens talk about the artist/game on /qa/ but it's literally shit nobody cares about / not a sharty topic QolaTypeShit (talk) 23:05, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
well then tell the mods to change the definition of the snca namespace to use this new interpretation that you came up with instead of the current one that exists, cause there is no reason to follow it otherwise Cobblestone (talk) 23:09, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
I guess that settles it then. just stop referring to yourself as "we" thoughbeit
{{e|tendie}} Cobblestone (talk) 00:12, 3 August 2026 (UTC)
I somewhat disagree with this, quality SNCA pages that are relevant to at least one board's topic (i.e. a band -> /mtv/) should be allowed to stay even if its not a hot topic, again, provided it isn't a shit low-quality page and isn't "bland", written in a way that does not relate to jak culture but like a shitty knock-off wikipedia page. tl;dr if there's effort and its related to at least one board, keep, even if nophono cares. My two cents Rickert (talk) 00:21, 3 August 2026 (UTC)
Ik I'm just some Literal who, but in my own personal opinion is that I believe that the SNCA should not be removed in any circumstances, anything can be documented in this wiki as long as it doesn't get attached or get related to The Sharty. And known Shooter pages should either be neutral or get treated like some gegbulls, they shouldn't receive any kind of positive aspects or praise, look up the Elliot Rodger page, a well known chud who is a very praised internet icon and treated like a god among every single known incel or something.
i agree Cobblestone (talk) 22:20, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
exactly and no amount of crying to fen will change that ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 19:59, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
Indeed. The SNCA namespace isn't going anywhere. If people think the current guidelines are too broad or too narrow, I'm happy to discuss amending them. Until then, we'll be enforcing the guidelines as they're currently written rather than on a case-by-case interpretation. If there's a specific page you think doesn't belong under the current guidelines, feel free to bring it up in its talk and explain why. Think of that namespace as bascially an knowyourmeme, an space to write about something that has nothing to do with 'jakking at its core. Here are the current guidelines for everyones information: Soyjak Wiki:SNCA Fenriris 🐺 23:36, 2 August 2026 (UTC)
Fen not even discussing why a article should be deleted works, I literally just made right now a article about Shuaiby, who is a well known Paranoid online Incel, He is well known for live streaming his suicide, So the idea was to place the page on the SNCA namespace then, I already discussed it on the talk page. I didn't get a response, and the page was deleted immediately, It is talked about by many users, or at the very least, they acknowledge its existence, now why did they deleted my page why couldn't it be discussed on the talk page? They could have at least talked a little about it, but nothing, I didn't get a single response, the bans on pages, or why they are candidates for removal, sometimes it seems more like a matter of the moderators' personal perspectives.
Sorry I did not get this, I will take a look Fenriris 🐺 02:37, 4 August 2026 (UTC)
Yeah, I have not ever heard of this person etheir. It was done per protocal by marking it for deletion first. Regardless, I have undid the delete and moved it there. Soyteens can discuss the article if there are still problems with it Fenriris 🐺 02:41, 4 August 2026 (UTC)

I'm still waiting for a response fen, There is plenty of complications.

Whether he is well know or not really known, it is always recommendable to talk why a page should stay or be deleted when there's ppl with differents opinions or whatever, and it does fit into the SNCA namespace for sure, why couldnt just one mod input the deletion request template? But anyway, thanks Fen!

just a reminder for nusois that soot intended on making this place to replace knowyourmeme btw. --Gem Gem (talk) 19:59, 2 August 2026 (UTC) 19:59, 2 August 2026 (UTC)

check your booru dms

Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 14:16, 3 August 2026 (UTC)

She's taken lil bro no matter how many times you try and get her attention. The only Italian woman you're ever gonna score is in your extended family. Horny and 1km away. --Funnybenny18 (talk) 15:36, 3 August 2026 (UTC)

Baby mode

Cobblestone i have a question: when will baby mode finally be disabled on my soybooru account. Is this even possible? I heard baby mode is enabled on your account as a punishment for complaining about pornography. I wont complain about pornography anymore. many niche subjects only have a couple of posts and most of the posts are filtered out.

She isn't a booru mod anymore, see SoyBooru guide#Staff G-Man (talk) 15:00, 3 August 2026 (UTC)

above me, is a -50 iq caveman who doesn't want to write a little despite using a wiki, and just wants to stim by swapping colored headers over and over with 0 neurons fired or contributions, and his "solution" is to "jannie-lock" (whatever that means) every single page on the wiki and killing it. actually, he doesn't even know how to sign a talkpage or even create a section header as you can see.

above me, is a -50 iq caveman who doesn't want to write a little despite using a wiki, and just wants to stim by swapping colored headers over and over with 0 neurons fired or contributions, and his "solution" is to "jannie-lock" (whatever that means) every single page on the wiki and killing it. actually, he doesn't even know how to sign a talkpage or even create a section header as you can see.

>as you can see.

>as you can see.

>as you can see.

>as you can see.

Snopes for misinfo and added more

Cahbblestone...

Cahbblestone, wu is Vehgilius? fuggen jerdee

Harry_Twinkle (talk) 03:20, 4 August 2026 (UTC)

Thank you

Thanks for being professional and reaching a compromise. Hopefully we can avoid this kind of mistake in the future. Rickert (talk) 03:37, 5 August 2026 (UTC)

thanks chud Cobblestone (talk) 03:39, 5 August 2026 (UTC)

Help

Hello, not sure if you heard already buy for some reason out of the blue @User:Quote for some reason decided to sell the Sharty to some random guy which I would of never expected would happen in a millon years. So, wanted to ask if you have some kind of special way of contacting Quote not through the regular Sharty? I been really trying to contact him cause I dont know what this sell entails. Like for the 'ki does Quote still manage it and have SSH access to the server? How do I contact the new owner? What are his plans with it? Because without being to contact someone with server access I wont be able to add new features that require that or in case of emergencies. The wiki might as well be dead cause for some reason after that server transfer to the new owner even Mustard does not have server access anymore. See: https://soyjakwiki.org/User_talk:Quote#New_ownership. This whole situation is scary and bizare. What do I do Cobble? I love the 'ki. At least give me the new owners contact infromation before you leave Fenriris 🐺 09:01, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

Keep doing our usual for the duration until this new guy comes to us- or doesn't. If he truly has all the access to the shit then he'll come to us eventually. I don't know how to describe him: funny ass situation, that's what it is. Give it a week until we go into panic mode, for the duration it seems we're fine. --Funnybenny18 (talk) 09:10, 9 August 2026 (UTC)
Yeah, its just that my biggest concern is that how do we update shit now that Quote is gone? And since there is no developer anymore (tbh I think they just forgot to give him the new ip) how are we going to add cool new stuff like nusoi or even maintain them? It does not seem like the new guy really cares that much about the other sites though and no prior arrangements were made. All right, ill give it a week starting now, but if I don't get anything by then ill really will panic. At least he cares enough to keep all of the 'sphere sites online. Funny situation indeed Fenriris 🐺 10:32, 9 August 2026 (UTC)
i just logged in and found out about this so i dont know anything, but i'd just wait Cobblestone (talk) 11:07, 9 August 2026 (UTC)
Alright 👍 Fenriris 🐺 11:14, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

Oh my Fauci...

You, the 'Z and Broot were all admins of the snarky snappy at some point? -- Ranch (Talk) 14:51, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

yes Cobblestone (talk) 14:52, 9 August 2026 (UTC)
snca but 'leno was both a booru and sharty admin until april 2024 but there's no mention of that. --Gem Gem (talk) 14:59, 9 August 2026 (UTC) 14:59, 9 August 2026 (UTC)
do you know the start date? is it just the same one (August 22, 2023)? Cobblestone (talk) 15:00, 9 August 2026 (UTC)
I think booru was around same time as doll. --Gem Gem (talk) 15:02, 9 August 2026 (UTC) 15:02, 9 August 2026 (UTC)
can you add those for me Cobblestone (talk) 15:03, 9 August 2026 (UTC)
sure but not now™ --Gem Gem (talk) 15:04, 9 August 2026 (UTC) 15:04, 9 August 2026 (UTC)
ok Cobblestone (talk) 15:05, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

Sorry Cobblestone

Didn't mean to revert your edit. I meant to revert funnybenny's edit, not yours. Nut (talk) 15:56, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

'teens are saying you are a tranny porn artist

Can you confirm? If so, then you need to explain yourself. --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 06:58, 10 August 2026 (UTC)

wut Cobblestone (talk) 09:56, 10 August 2026 (UTC)
Guess I'll take that as a no {{e|neutral}} --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 10:14, 10 August 2026 (UTC)
I'll admit though your artstyle looks very similar, can't blame them 'teens --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 10:16, 10 August 2026 (UTC)
nigga r u retarded the artstyle is completely different Cobblestone (talk) 10:19, 10 August 2026 (UTC)
Anybody with a brain can clearly tell that chink is not Cobblestone. Just because there are a lot of coincidences doesn't mean he's Cobblestone.

In fact, I saw a video recording of a Discord server where he was on voice chat with a friend. The video was posted on /soy/, where every 'teen was discussing the topic. The guy sounded genuinely confused, not knowing what the hell was going on, to the point of becoming paranoid.

Just think about it, this whole theory started because of some terminally online nusoi who spent God knows how many hours searching for similarities and all that bullshit.

Besides, at that time niggas did threads and discussion, Cobble was either asleep or busy with actual IRL stuff, meanwhile, the guy they were claiming was Cobblestone was active on his Discord server among other things. Bushy

How do I vanish a user?

Hi, wanted to ask how you used to vanish a user in the past. Cant seem to figure that out. Someone requested that they want that Fenriris 🐺

don't vanish users unless you want to fuck up a bunch of page histories Cobblestone (talk) 23:34, 10 August 2026 (UTC)
but if you still wanna do this it's in the block page as a checkbox saying hide user from page histories or something Cobblestone (talk) 23:35, 10 August 2026 (UTC)
So just do a regular vanish like how wikipedia does it exactly by randomising their name? Fenriris 🐺 23:56, 10 August 2026 (UTC)
i stopped doing that unless the name is an opsec fail that could them get doxed, because every 2 weeks someone would be like I WANNA LEAVE THE SHARTY WAAHHHH DELETE MY EVERYTHING then when u ignore them for a week they come back and start editing normally again, so my suggestion is just to ignore them but of course you can also randomize them if you want. everyone i scrambled ended up coming back anyways. Cobblestone (talk) 23:58, 10 August 2026 (UTC)
Alright, then I will just do a normal vanish. Thanks Fenriris 🐺 23:59, 10 August 2026 (UTC)

Please kill yourself

You are a disgusting pedophile— Preceding unsigned comment added by AdolfTrumpson (talkcontribs)

and who the fuck is this guy Cobblestone (talk) 23:38, 10 August 2026 (UTC)
its this nophono ---> AdolfTrumpson, also he is incredible hunk Aiden's husband (talk) 04:21, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

Yo Cobble I made your dream come true

I noticed your topic in this page: Template talk:Soybox

Well, check all of these template pages, i updated them: Template:WIPTemplate:DeadEndTemplate:SnopesTemplate:ControversialTemplate:BiasTemplate:Deadlinks 25Wholesome52 (talk) 16:30, 11 August 2026

thanks chud Cobblestone (talk) 16:33, 11 August 2026 (UTC)
your welcome jan-jan 25Wholesome52 (talk) 16:35, 11 August 2026

Can you reupload File:LibertyParty home page.png

please Perpetualchange (Talk) (About meSong recommendations) 18:44, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

i cant reupload shit im not a janny Cobblestone (talk) 20:42, 11 August 2026 (UTC)
Just upload it and I'll move it to the original filename G-Man (talk) 20:43, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

let's get this party started handsome.

i'll put out an announcement with my plans. Cobblestone (talk) 22:48, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

dailyjaks

Hello, any chance that we could re-standardize the Dailyjak, at least with the booru? It's also not embedding on the sharty, but that appears to be due to server brappage rather than anything intentional. Asked fen about this earlier but I figured you'd have better contact with mustard --Neptune (talk) 23:52, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

im working on that Cobblestone (talk) 23:53, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Can i get Manual Autoconfirmed?

Need to add something to Salt's page. Soyoyuki (talk) 23:58, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

i can only give automoderated but ill just unlock it Cobblestone (talk) 23:59, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

hello again

hello cobblepoon, i feel demoralised about so many people coming and going from the 'sphere, what do you think about it RetardedESLjeet (talk) 01:23, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

it's ok Cobblestone (talk) 01:50, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

@soyjak.st

what happened to your email? Loon (talk) 01:56, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

i think it can receive msgs but not send Cobblestone (talk) 01:57, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

can i get approver?

i made 2 userboxes, revamped-ish 1 template, have around 1100 edits and i'm top 40 of all time contributions

i feel like i should have a chance but idk u decide QolaTypeShit (talk) 01:59, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

ok but dont rulescuck/disapprove stuff u hate Cobblestone (talk) 02:00, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
ty i already read the policy shit so don't worry QolaTypeShit (talk) 02:20, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Can i have approver again?

Cmon i contributed a lot to this wiki, i made a bunch of pages and barnstars. Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 08:18, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

https://soybooru.com/post/view/274796#c3390113 Didn't even last an hour retired award --Funnybenny18 | Fuck you Wikisluts (Complain about my legible writing) 08:52, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
What if he meant only from the 'ru -- Ranch (Talk) 09:20, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Wikisluts are illiterate hypothesis --Funnybenny18 | Fuck you Wikisluts (Complain about my legible writing) 09:21, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
i meant approver here you stupid fucking retard Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 12:46, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Just don't be leaky Gzard (talk) 10:56, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
yeah i can do that Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 12:46, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Hello

Can i have my moderator back, this is supposed to be a neutral place, i think. ~~

The wiki is Mist's last choice in modcamping let that sink in --Funnybenny18 | Fuck you Wikisluts (Complain about my legible writing) 09:19, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
you decided to go scorched earth and spliter-out right as everyone started re-migrating to the shartysphere, then realized how poor of a decision it was and came running back
jfl Soyoyuki (talk) 11:27, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
you're weird as hell. i dont wanna ban you but i also dont trust you anymore Cobblestone (talk) 11:51, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
--Statis (talk) 11:12, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Request

Hello, I saw that you talked about making some people arbitrators for the final say in edit wars and that you're looking for people who are pretty unbiased. I think I'd do a good job at that. Alpine Express (talk) 11:21, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

ill examine you when i make the role later Cobblestone (talk) 11:51, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

epic bait

https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/17071258.html this thread aint me btw. i cant namefag on the sharty like this or salt bans me Cobblestone (talk) 11:56, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

quotist pig! dogpile xir!!!!
STOP Cobblestone (talk) 12:35, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
kys shitalalalalalian boorucuck janeecuck swahilicuck siliseanbrimstoneposter you will mever be white

Hehehe

Now I can copy the entire code you use to customize your user page and customize mine in my own, different way. Thanks Bushy

{{e|giga}} asking for permission before you copy some snca wiki userpage. Cobblestone (talk) 15:19, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
What is u saying? Your user page looks fire and there are users interested in having their own user pages in that style. Do you need a software to customize your user page that way?
no its just wikicode Cobblestone (talk) 15:35, 13 August 2026 (UTC)
Ah okay, nice, thanks cobblegod

Trinitite

You ain't fooling anybody with this LARP, dude --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 16:27, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Nvm apparently you actually got hacked --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 06:09, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Gem Control

Please Cobble I beg you humbly ask Salt not to unban Gem Control Total Tranny Death (talk) (contributions) 02:07, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

too late {{e|jsid}}. --Gem Gem (talk) 02:10, 14 August 2026 (UTC) 02:10, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
She needs to be rebanned are you guys too nusoi to remember how she tried to take down the site? Total Tranny Death (talk) (contributions) 02:11, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
didn't xe leave? and isn't xer perms revoked? it shouldn't make a difference at this point
Sometimes people come back and they also have a way of getting perms back and we shouldn't risk anything, especially after this big hack. Total Tranny Death (talk) (contributions) 02:23, 14 August 2026 (UTC)
>isn't
kys esl shitskin wikicuck — Preceding unsigned comment added by Chud50290 (talkcontribs)

VVHORE

YOU BROUGHT THIS VPON YOVRSELF VVHORE --Margarine Man (talk) 05:29, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

Braaaap

I'm so so so GASSY right now, I think I might-BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP