List of SoyBooru namefags

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This page documents all SoyBooru users not notable enough for their own page. Refrain from adding yourself onto this list unless you want to admit that nophono really cares fan about you.

Do not add established users (E.g Mustard, Broot) See Faces of the Party instead

Active

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  • nobaldi - Former nophono gimmick, they now take the persona of a clown and now uses Funnybenny18's typing quirk of Capitalizing Every Word . Used to be a Moderator (and took it very seriously) and is currently the only Approver who doesn’t leave your post rotting in the queue because they personally don’t like it.
  • Funnybenny18 - Deadbeat Father Who Sucks At Every Game He Plays, Pushing 50 And Is In Tons Of Debt🗝️. Also Owns A Mansion[1]
  • Turrican - An extremely gemmy 'ru and 'ki janny (now approver) who was probably the only member of staff without any haters. Swedoamerican who was also known for leaking ips of lolitroons on 4cuck, making soidoom, and being obsessed with variants nophono likes like scientolojak and nerdjak. He also likes 2hu and his favorite character is byakuren. hes one of the three people on earth who likes mamizou which puts him with Zun himself and a mentally ill goatfucker pedophile on twitter
  • Toilet-G - An unironic Skibidi Toilet and Transformers fan best known for seething about whatever has females in it because he's a sigma chad or whatever. Comes from New Zealand.
  • Zonky - American moderator who hosted the events Trendy Tuesdays, Series Sundays, and Variant Vault.
  • Agarthantricknologist - gemmy OC poster whose avatar was wrongfully appropriated by Gillkoyim.
  • Aryanchud - BaitGOD, who larps as a leftist Redditor and is best known for BTFO'ing the bigots by replying to every racist post with "Was saying a racial slur REALLY necessary?" and bringing up racemixing in every 'ru post he sees.
  • beefsoup - Buryat namefag and drawfag best known for leaking over rocket monkeys, AI and for being the creator of Syndromejak. He also created the Me and your mom series where he depicts himself sleeping with other namefags' mothers he dislikes. Lees over Broot and the nigga got Epilepsy GEEEEG. Received a permanent ban for breaking rule 3 but was unbanned recently.
  • 0l0 - Retarded HTSM that consistently falls for incredibly obvious bait. His massive, anger-filled spergouts over said bait are the sole reason that attentionwhores remain active on the site. The only somewhat funny thing he did was bait and catfish DerSoylentDrinker into having an embarrassing ERP/E-Date with him. His mother died. He also begged to make a post where his mom gets fucked[2]
  • CascadiaWON - "anarcho-capitalist"who operates a Xitter account under the same name. Despite hailing from Washington state, which ranks 6th in the US in terms of education, he struggles to speak English correctly or comprehensibly. he also created the SNCA splinter Nophonobooru.
  • Colorlesspy / korg - Turkish/Greek namefags who are best known for having participated in Juni's xittercord along with a few other namefags and having been the main combatants of the Greco-Turkish War, also having been unbanned after 6 months at the same time. With the exception of Colorless having dated 'ru foids.
  • DerSoylentDrinker - Namefag who makes a lot of high-quality gems. He is most well known for being a gegbull due to his high tendency to fall for bait and act like a hunky; he specifically gets mad when people call him a woman. Constantly gets bullied in his own blog for being a fatass.[3] He is also a faggot.
  • Eshelionite - Huge attentionwhore, known for begging for a post to be made about them, only for it to be a slopjak. Also avatarfags as a silver impjak.
  • Kazakh_soy - Kazakh sperg best known for having Soytan and Femjanny derangement syndrome (despite liking the former before), promoting chink supremacy and being a massive schizo. Goons to Soykio Girl.
  • Garf - American Protestant with Latinx ancestry (constantly changes between Mexican and Argentinian) who used to larp as an Argentinian. Massive BBW gooner.
  • gapejaks_top_guy - Some gegbull pooner who is massively obsessed with Miss Circle from FPE, always spams the same post made by him or her in every comment post. Banned after sending loli through a catbox link, then got pardoned by Salt. Xhe also leaks when you mention coalfarmer.
  • bartsimpson555 - The 6 gorillionth NSFW drawfag foid. Posts mostly art, most famously ones thirsting over Cobson as she's obsessed about the BCC.
  • Genodile - Old user who posts gemmy OCs.
  • Jeffery_Editstein - makes high-quality dox edits.
  • Heinrich_Adelmann - former janny who was a victim of the most obsessed shroompedo falseflag that soycux believe to.
  • Kaioh - Sicilian literal who spams the most random shit ever. Creator of Truubi, Giganigga and Rapeomination.
  • MACARONI - An annoying baiter attentionwhore nobody likes. Affirms to be a /bant/ user and a Filipino living in Japan. Also loves Touhou. Makes those who don't know that xe is baiting leak.
  • roder4 - Some wholesome namefag that only comments in posts and threads their name "roder4" once. roder4
  • rayenari/Aztechicano - Mexican-American Chicano female namefag. Xe was a belligerent for Mexico in the Italo-Mexican War. Is of Amerindian descent a white lady larping as a baby sacrificer because foids love to do it for some reason. She's also currently dating a faggot.
  • Applejack ('ki profile) - brony drawfag larping as a pony, made MLP soyjaks and pony admin porn. Banned in the Bronycaust but mysteriously unbanned on 10/10/26, the 16th year anniversary of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic[4] series premiere
  • sarmatian - is an obsessed faggot best known for calling everybody a literal who despite being extremely irrelevant having good soyjaks despite being an overall obsessed faggot and rude to others on the booru forums. He first created his Booru account on January 29th, 2026.[5] sarmatian is also known for accusing users of constantly thinking about Black cocks despite them never mentioning it in the first place.[6]
  • Spanish_Chud - Spanish namefag who was involved in the Hispano-Moroccan War, often likes commenting ''MQRQCCAN GEMERALD'' on posts depicting a slopjak or a brimstone post.
  • Tekkerson - Serbian namefag who makes a lot of gemmy namefag art and animations.
  • Zwedon - Some Swedish gigachad that won't stop posting a Mexiaryan edit of Anton Chigurh from No Country For Old Men. Is patient zero of Obsessive Antonposting Disorder. He usually never says more than 1 sentence when posting on the Boorum.
  • Coalminer - Attentionwhore fake gegbull that forces himself to leak at soytan to become the next Antiswarthy or whatever. People often make suggestive furry art of him to make him sperg out but even with all that the gegbullery feels too forced.
  • CommuniARYAN - Well known esl commiepedotroon Namefag on Soybooru and /pol/, one of the only anti-mendelians on here. Eventually got his face revealed, showing that he looked as far away from his self insert of Muscular Chud as possible. Possibly best known for having an entire board created on the sharty centered around posting Mickey Mouse edits of his facedox, and sperging out whenever you make a Commiejak edit on the booru.
  • Cincinnatus - Hunky redditor known for being the leader of the autist groupchat "The Golden Torch Movement" aka Hunkcord after it was leaked by Dove, the Groupchat was, as expected, full of retarded hunky attentionwhore niggers.
  • NJr - Brapzilian brown pooner from /int/, xe was found after he posted a thread about pooners (ximself). Best known for forcing his shitty country, soccer, Ongezellig, Soyniqua, you call it. Also a inty janny, doe xe's not already banned for offsiting for some reason.
  • Fruitjeet - Non-namefagging avatarfag vegan soyboy that posts anti-omnivore/carnivore 'tosses with walls of text on the 'ru. He believes that, at some point, vegans will commence total meat-eater death (TMED).
    • Meataryan - Oppositefagged version of the Fruitjeet.
  • soiteenoualgoassimil - A namefag that's there's not much of something interessing to talk about, made a 500+ namefag GC and it got NVKED by Jannies, according to ximself, he is the NuAccount of an inactive recognized namefag from 2025, doe not revealed.
  • Titanlum - A lolcow deltatroon fan who larps as Flowery the main antagonist of chapter 5. There was a moment where everybody was just making fun of the retard because he apparently posted softcore of Flowery somewhere, the image focused on Flowery's groin (censored with a bouquet of flowers) and contained the text caption above reading "Pollinate me", some edits of the image still exist on the 'ru btw.[7]
  • Pedrobrasileiro - Tranime sugarist.
  • Carl - An approver and a Kvrdnigger that likes the Half-Life series, xe claims to not be a faggot but we all know what dat means, xe is also obsessed with everything xe sees, xe is basically a nophono but who cares really
  • inflesi- An Amazigh (albeit is a moroACKcoon that's best known for being a retard sometimes, And asking one of the most retarded and autistic questions ever, xe is basically the second most unknown 'ru namefag on here
  • 14lesothowon88 - Confederate larper that spams the same annoying frogpoop copypasta under every single comment section and forum post
  • niggerw33d - Another confederate/napoleonic larper pooner that tries too hard to be Zwedon by saying "Okay" and "I dont know" in various boorum threads
  • soyvankek - Kazakh mudslime who forced a gif of LowTierGod showering for about a week and as of right now posts a gif of a gigger reading a sign "OP is a nigger" Has made lots of notable threads, even getting pinned by the jannies once, but still majorly remains a literalwoo.
  • rop - MASSIVE clittycel who is extremely easy to bait, calling him a nigger will collect lots of gegs.
  • hoholjak - a ukrainian gayper who’s obsessed with DDLC.


Inactive

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  • autisticnuswa1488 - Autistic bisexual gook (even doe xe claims to be white) attentionwhore who is best known for being obsessed with FPE, nuking reaction scores of other namefags by downvoting them and negatively reacting them, and being buddies with GillKoyim, Mustard and Finocide. He also would reveal his face, and he turned out to be a femboy. [8] (As one might expect from a jartynigger such as ximself, xe later trooned out. claims to be underage, but has somehow not been 'nished by the cacacaust , this is probably because mustard doesn't like to ban his groom victims. Has left the website after his IP got exposed and sold his account for $500[9]
  • Dunchenman - Brazilian baiter who :transheart: larping and sometimes made gems.
  • Italian_Chad - Namefag countrywarrior, one of the main combatants of the Italo-Argentine War and the Italo-Mexican War, makes jaks out of your country if you insult Italy and hated satoko_houjou_fan. Had a recent come back in march 2026.
  • YaroslavTV - Also known as YaroslaveTV, is a Ukrainian former SoyBooru Namefag and Helper who posted copious amounts of ‘jaks from the ‘arty, regardless of quality. He officially left SoyBooru on August 17, 2023, having uploaded 4,277 Soyjaks. As his final remaining post is marked with the ID 48305, it can be assumed that almost 1/10th of all SoyBooru posts were made by YaroslavTV before his departure.[10] He can currently be found posting Shit Nobody Cares About on YouTube[11] and Browsing ED.
  • quiddy - Namefag and approver who self inserts as BNRAN squidward. Known for apparently doxing Olgol.
  • Sectionalism - Oldfag and former janny who posts gemmy OC. Was involved in Italo-Argentine War.
  • Thub - Scottish furry drawfag best known for being a gooner, shipping himself with Femerald, and his like for Terrible Mouse. Banned for drawing a comic strip mentioning a pedophile dogwhistle under the alias "ThubTheArtist". Unbanned by Mustard, to much dismay from Soybooru users, although Thub has stated himself in a email that he has no intentions of returning despite being unbanned.[it just is, ok?]
  • lifesucksthenyoudie - Former approver and old user who is rarely active anymore. Dislikes Jasonjak and Tomboys and is also obsessed with some jewtuber "LSMark" for some reason.

Banned

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Notes

  1. ↑ Mustard reverted the referendum, that was implementing that rule
  2. ↑ The reason why he did this is because some chudfaggot shitted up the Boorum with threads of him being gay. IDIEFORSALT was then blamed for the threads.

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