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Semi-retarded
This user is partially a retard on Soyjak Wiki.
This user needs his meds. MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW MEDS NOW
This user is a CRUSADER AGAINST DEGENERATE FUCKING BARNEYFAGS WHO SHOULD FUCKING DIE. AND BLEED TO DEATH.
This user respects our fellow gem makers. I kneel, and (You) should too.
This user is a thougher though. (You) WILL make fun of them by using thoughjaks for saying though at the end of their text. Though.
This user uses Linux.


This user enjoys fan posting Gigachads, and looks like one irl.
This user likes posting frogs, and baiting nusoipoopies.
This user is an unc, and forgoes fancy gadgets and scripts in favor of manual editing.
This user's favorite soyjak variant is Impish Soyak Ears.

Hey, you're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context! You're trying to make it look like
I think sidson
SUCKS!!!

...record that.

The Soyjak Wiki BarnstarFor gemming up templates — [t / c / me / snca] 20:08, 6 February 2025 (EST)

[-+] Templates I created


This page has multiple issues.

(You) VVILL fix these issues, or this article may be a candidate for deletion.
Discuss on the talk page before removing this template.

ATTENTIONActions documented in this page are ILLEGAL and may cause visits from strange green glowing men and get you IRL 'nished.
This page is for educational purposes only.
This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
sneed redirects here, >though maybe you were looking for cobson?
This page or section WILL NOT have a huge list of literal whos, offsite boogeymen, or nulees. You VVILL only add relevant people or groups.
🔒This board has run its course, GOOD! 🔒
>DOCTOSSSSSS I CRACK MY SKULLLLLL OYYY MY GODDDDDD

https://desuarchive.org/{{{1}}}/thread/{{{2}}} {{{3}}} caca [[{{{2}}}|{{{2}}}]] soob toos

Sidsonhater
is part of a series on
Chuds
Manifestos [-+]
Clittycels [-+]
Degeneracy [-+]

MudsharksCommunismEating the BugsFourth Industrial RevolutionGoyslopHeresyIslamMedsPornScience (unless it's FBI crime statistics) ♦ Troonslop

Enemies of the West [-+]

[-+] Templates I gemmed up


Templates heavily edited from being barebones to being aesthetically pleasing, and did most of the work on.

This page is dust... (You) can try expanding it, but it will most likely fade into nothingness...
WARNING: This article is related to ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!"I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords"
BOIII TS PAGE IS FROM OHIO 😂🫱


(You) shall use the King's English.
Thou shall not censor this article
as it is FREE SPEECH.
Feel free to contribute, however.
TRIGGER WARNING: Hateful chuds are behind this offensive page!Report every antisemitic conspiracy you see. Watch the alt-right playbook and read the alt-right glossary to debunk these heckin' bigots.
Sidsonhater is a DEAD MEMEPay your respects here.
Sidsonhater is a DEAD MEMEPay your respects here.
Sidsonhater is a DEAD VARIANTThis soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
Only (You) can revive it.

Archived template in use: {{GoodDeadVariant}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.

The article is writed by a ESL(Your) ARE of going two fix grammer of page and section to make proper the English.
THIS PAGE MAKES MY CUTS BLEEDGothic culture permeates this area... NO POSERS.
This is a Norwegian Win!


>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN!
This person is a GOONER!Xe has a severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel
This person is trans btw, if that matters
Lose an entire heckin' world war?
Sidsonhater is a right-wing misogynist!
Sidsonhater is a left-wing snowflake!


Boi ts topic was created by or has connections to twitter immigrants lmaololong no 🧢💯🔥🔥🔥bluddd 💀💀💀
Don't trust any tweet you see. Add a community note to every revision in this page's history to make the oldfags mald.GET A CHANCE TO GO TO OHIOOOO
This page is about Europoors or something like that.Shart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.
🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to lift a brotha up n shiiet

This page is Brappy.Eat some takis, a taco y a burrito y drink some refresco before you read this page o algo
All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim!
"THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"