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>Though maybe you were looking for Capital of Norway?
This page is heavily biased (You) VVILL edit the page and make it neutral.
This is a Norwegian Win!
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Norway is a country in Northern Europe. It borders Sweden and is best known for being the number 1 producer of gem in Europe. It also has a border with Finland and a very small border with Russia.

We love Norway so much because they're aryan and they hate Finns.

Their methodology for criminal "punishment" works because punishing aryans is unfair, so they treat them like aryans. Their prisons are heckin’ wholesome and forbid torture and cruel punishment[1]. And the highest sentence they can give is 21 years unless you’re a literal war criminal[THOUGH this lowered recidivism because criminals are people just like (You) with their own emotions and an ability to change ❤️]

Warrior-Z lives here btw, if that matters

History[edit | edit source]

> Eww, why does the stream say I'm from Norway? <
A donation shortly before PewDiePie said "nigger"

Their history probably begins with some viking story that cares about. All that is known of them is that they were conquered by Sweden after Sweden was defeated by Russia in the Great Northern War, which led to Russia annexing Finland, taking it from its previous owner, Sweden. So Sweden conquered Norway, but Norway declared independence in 1905. But at least Norway had lots of chuds who joined the SS and supported Nazi Germany.

Relationship with soyjaks[edit | edit source]

Norway is also affiliated with the Shemmy because its mascot is a Nordic swede, it just doesn't go together like Joe Biden wearing a Russia shirt.

Norway is the homeland of the Norwegian Soyjak variant.


See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes

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