CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Outage
Archived template in use: {{Brimstone}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{Vantablack}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{Antimatter}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
OUTAGES ARE FUCKING NIGGERHELL RETARDED FUCKING TROON DISCORD GARBAGE FROM THE CORE OF PRISON FUCKING PLANET NIGGERDEATH AND EVERY TIME ONE OF MY WEBSITES GOES DOWN I WANT TO KILL 6 THREMBILLION JEWS IN RETALIATION I FUCKING HATE OUTAGES
More generally, when referring to soyjak.party, a site outage can be caused by many things
Causes for outages
1: Not being able to host the server
2: Being kicked off your server or domain
3: Your server FUCKING CRASHING
4: The webmaster forgetting to turn your server back FUCKING ON
5: CLOUDFLARE TECHNICIANS PISSING ON THE SERVER
6: TRANNIES DDOSING YOUR SHIT
Outages manifest in many different ways, however the most common is listed here
1: No posting for you, goy, take this 502 from MySQL instead
2: You look like a bot, post discarded
3: Cloudflare giving you a 522 or 532 like a NIGGER
4: Your admin telling you the Sharty is over
5: Hosting company kvetching cause some (((TROON))) REPORTED YOUR SITE THANK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
This shit is the definition of Sharty killing coal. The end of us won't be 4cuck, or Xwixxer immigrants, jannies or even the CIA. It will BE FUCKING VICHAN DYING FOR THE 55 BILLIONTH FUCKING TIME THIS GODDAMN NIGGERHELL DAY REEEEEEE
^^^ seething at the current outage
