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Astolfo

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Astolfo was created by or has connections to Der 'Cord

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This person is trans btw, if that matters
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Astolfo

Astolfo (also known in French as Astolpho, Estous, and Estouls) is a fictional character in the famous A24 bone-chilling literary masterpiece known as the Matter of France. He is best known for his tranime adaptation where he is depicted as a "borderline female tranny femboy who has a crush on the main character and then became a pedo dogwhistle to groom minors on 'cord". He is often posted on soyjak.party's /pol/ board. He is often used to represent femboys.

Astolfo in Orlando Furioso[edit | edit source]

A common Astolfo tranny on the 'arty being a faggot as usual[1]

When first introduced, Duke Astolfo is trapped in the form of a myrtle tree by means of the evil sorceress Alcina's magic. When Ruggiero attempts to tether his hippogriff to the unlucky man, Astolfo protests, lamenting his fate. Although the two converse at length, Ruggiero does not heed the duke's advice to avoid Alcina and he soon becomes bewitched as well. Both are, however, rescued and returned to normal by Melissa, the good sorceress. Astolfo possesses various magical equipment which he employs throughout his adventures. His magical golden spear can knock opponents off their horses with the slightest touch, and his magic book contains spells capable of breaking any enchantment and is very easy to consult thanks to its alphabetical index. He also owns a magic horn, whose blast is so loud that it causes all enemies to flee in terror, and he rides upon a horse named Rabicano. This magical horse is made of hurricane and flame, feeds on air and it treads so lightly that it doesn't leave footprints in the sand, and when it runs at full speed it can run faster than an arrow.

Astolfo in Fate[edit | edit source]

In the tranime, Astolfo is a servant in a Holy Grail War. Think of a Holy Grail War like a really complicated game of 4D chess but with TF2 classes instead of chess pieces. Astolfo is depicted as the 'worst servant' being the absolute worst at everything probably because xe is built like a foid that browses the 'fe and clearly isn't manbrained enough to do well in a war where literally all you have to do is wait until the very end to win. Anyways the show isn't worth watching and xe ends up almost dying like 4 times and gets saved by plot armour each time.

Astolfo on the 'log[edit | edit source]

Over 500 pages on Reddit appear even after just typing in Astolfo cosplay, Now imagine how many would show up if I just typed xis named ximself.[2]

Regarding the Sharty, Astolfo (The tranime variant) is commonly spammed by pedophilic shills and faggot /pol/posters. Every so often some troon will post ximself as a self-insert as Astolfo (usually with some sort edit to make xim look like a reichman or to look chuddy (Even doe Hitler would've gassed xim due to the fact xe's a transgender Jewish experiment). A /pol/fag from Poland commonly spams the 'log from time to time with bonechilling messages such as "Astolfo won" or other things along those lines with astolfo-related content, and xhe usually also posts borderline NSFW fan art of Astolfo (on a non 18+ board by the way) usually half naked or wearing a swim suit or some shit like that. Other then that, Astolfo is commonly used in chudbait ironically due to how chuddy people made xim out to be.

Fuck you Astolfo pedo. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because Astolfo can fly on an owl, they can groom children

Astolfo in relation to trannies[edit | edit source]

Servers used to groom minors such as the already-mentioned infamous "Astolfo cult".[3]

Astolfo is noted as being one of the most oversexualized [2]and most idolized fictional tranime characters of all time overwhelmingly by trannies and pedophiles (Due to the fact xhe literally looks 14 years old). Because of this, Astolfo has been noted in recent years as being a grooming symbol and for being used by pedophiles to groom teens into becoming gay and becoming femboys and probably later brainwash them into trooning out and eventually ACKing due to the trauma. Many troons and their grooming victims commonly self-insert as Astolfo, wishing xhey could be just like xim (Even doe he's a fictional character and is like giga in the sense as it's a literally almost unachievable; thus, he is sometimes called the "Gigachad for Faggots"). Astolfo is likely also a dogwhistle for tranny pedophiles who groom children, just like the boykisser. Infamously, there exists a Discord server known as Astolfo Cult, which has been infamous for grooming minors on 'cord.

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