Blahaj

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Blahaj
Tranny shark plushie
Created byIkea
DateSometime in 2008
StatusStill a tranny shark

Blåhaj (or Blahaj if you are an Amerimutt) is a shark plushie made by IKEA marketed toward children, it's fine I guess but then it was adopted in 2020 as a mascot for faggots then trannies.[1][2] If you see anyone that posts about it there is a 99,9999999% chance they are a tranny.[a] They also made some tranny pride flag version.[3] Because trannies use it blahajs are also used by femboys.

The reason why Blahaj has become their mascot is the same reason why they are transgender. They are mentally impaired and have the sentience that akin to the average house plant, so what do you expect. Also because they REALLY wish they were kids again therefore buying lots of plushies, consuming children’s media and referring to themselves as "girls" instead of women.

Notes

  1. ↑ If they are part of the, 0000001% that aren't trannies they still are fags or just tranny fuckers.

Citations

  1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBTQ_symbols#Bl%C3%A5haj ('chive)
  2. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bl%C3%A5haj#As_a_cultural_phenomenon ('chive)
  3. ↑ https://soyjakwiki.org/File:Blahaj_trannyflag.jpg
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