Baby monkey torture
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 Baby monkey torture is a DEAD MEME, GOOD! Don't even dare post this shit, it VILL get hashbanned and VILL get you permabanned. |
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Baby monkey torture was the coal that killed the Party!
Baby monkeys are known for being cute little animals, which is why some soiteens recommend adopting one and treating them with love and care. Despite this, there are sick fucks known as BMTroons (Baby Monkey Torture Troons) who get off on videos of baby monkey torture.
Background/Rise of the BMTroons[edit | edit source]
BMT spammers frequently spam the Sharty. >even doe it's just one spergy troon who likes to spam this garbage (NOT TRUE I SPAM IT T- ACK!) The spam got its start from █████.life users and foodists discovering the Sharty. They are all psychopaths who would torture a human child if they could (but torturing monkeys is easier and more socially acceptable (in Indonesia)). Being ever hungry for more freaks that share their torture fetish, they quickly realized that they could induct young impressionable soyteens into their cult.
Despite numerous calls from said █████ users and foodists to create a board for baby monkey torture, /bmt/, the soyjak.party administration team refuses to implement the requests of the monkey torture community. Many soyteens are very proud of this decision and there is an ongoing grassroots lobbying campaign to end BMT spam forever. This campaign has been very successful, resulting in the BMT spammers losing all of their IPs. As one BMT spammer put it (shortly before committing suicide),
>Ever since Kuz took over, I've been losing friends! All of my tor links to █████ /pity/ get deleted instantly! I may just have to-ACK![1]
Arguments used by BMT lovers[edit | edit source]
- >You're a KIWITROON! You don't want to watch our snuff films so you must have come from KIWI FARMS!
- >They're ANNOYING! They totally DESERVE to have a long and painful death because they, uh, squealed a little when I took away their milk!
- >What? Noooo I don't get off to this! I just hoard webms of baby monkeys getting killed and tortured so I can... uhh.. look at them!
- >I totally wouldn't torture a human child if i could even though I hate baby monkeys for the same exact reason I can't stand to be around human babies
- *Soyquotes you with 1 of 3 images from his barren soy folder*
How to spot a BMTroon in real life[edit | edit source]
You can never be sure who indulges in sick fantasies just by looking at him. However there are usually some telltale signs of someone who pleasures himself to monkey death. For example:
- He watches Keffals (he wants to see Kiwifarms shut down because like Lucas, his dox is there)[2].
- She's an older mom who watches a suspicious amount of animal videos on JooTube[3]
- He's from Indonesia and spends a lot of time filming monkeys[4]
- He uses Discord
Soot's involvement[edit | edit source]
On March 10 2022, Soot BTFO a BMTroon by soyquoting him.
Kuz's involvement[edit | edit source]
Kuz, being a good admin, banned BMT threads across all of his websites, including the Sharty. << friendly fire
The acronym "BMT" is now filtered as well.
This has caused tons of seethe from the entire BMT community, so much so that a few of them even forgot to take their HRT supplements.
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