SNCA:Chris Chan

Chris Chan is a disturbing criminal Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned.

Chris Chan is trans btw, if that matters.

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	This nigga has Assburgers Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
	i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. J

THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB ON THE JARTY They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a gegbull.

Christopher Weston Chandler (Born: February 24th, 1982) is the TRUE AND HONEST creator of Sonichu and a dead lolcow discovered on October 26, 2007 by SomethingAwful and 4cuck (and escalated when Encyclopedia Dramatica made an article on him). he is a chuddy VIRGIN WITH RAGE turned schizo tranny due to brainwashing by some foodist trihards that milked him dry. nowadays, he is living on junk food and blowing all his NEETbux on Playstation and Nintendo games. Infamously, he was exposed in 2022 for having sex with his own mother by a female failtroll (who was also a gegbull xherself).

Chris is quite possibly THE canonical lolcow, with Kiwi Farms itself getting its name from a mispronunciation of "CWC Wiki Forums". His life has been EXTENSIVELY documented, and has its very own 'ki that (you) are free to browse if you want to know more for whatever reason. In the year of our lord 2026, Chris is widely considered to have been "milked dry", and interacting with/trolling him is discouraged.