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Chris The Kappa
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This page is Brappy.
Eat some takis, a taco y a burrito y drink some refresco before you read this page o algo |
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This person is a furry btw, if that matters. |
| > | Guys please stop leaking me this isnt funny youre goeng too far.
All I wanted was to have fun and just have a discord server and all of you ruined it because youre all just bully's. |
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Chris The Kappa is a quote unquote "soyteen" who was caught being a furfag gooner on August 3, 2025. His booru account is Chris_lee (Second account is linked here.), which he STILL uses and regularly posts on, meaning he hasn't left the Soysphere yet.
It's unknown if this is a master baiter or a genuine retard using the site.
Raid[edit | edit source]
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Chris The Kappa was a Sharty winraid. Reason for victory: It's just getting started. |
Discovery[edit | edit source]
On /r/ two days prior to the raid, Chris posted a thread asking for his OC a character from a rather SNCA show to be 'jakked.
Unknowingly, he put his email in the emails option, causing his email to be leaked.
The Thread[edit | edit source]
A frogARYAN was looking through /r/ when he discovered the thread created by Chris and promptly created a thread on /soy/ about it. [2] [3]
Some 'teens created some funny edits of him too.
Cord' incident[edit | edit source]
After discovering his 'tube channel, they discovered that he had his own personal 'cord server, which had actual fart fetish nsfw channels
. Nevertheless, 'teens joined it and BTFO'd him, causing him to leak and close the server invites.
He was somehow convinced by 'teens to post his BWC.
Soon after this, he deleted the 'cord.
Chris Discovers the thread(s)[edit | edit source]
A bunch of people immediately started pretending to be him, with some 'teens falling for the bait like flies.
A while later, he sent his face confirming that he had found the thread.
In a new thread due to the bump limit being reached, he posted his 'slot (although he later ACTUALLY did this)
QUADcode incident[edit | edit source]
On the new thread, soycacas found out that there was a Quad incoming. During then, a janny accidentally turned on namefag perms.
THE 'SLOT[edit | edit source]
Soon enough, after a few thrembillion hours of begging, he finally posted his SLOT.
The Dox[edit | edit source]
Powerword: Christopher Contreras
DoB 2/24/2004
Alias: Christhekappa Christhekappareturnz Chris_Lee chrisassour chris-returnz2 chris-returnz
deleted plebbit username: u/foodboy2004
xitter names: therealc32 Chrissbackup1 Backupthe22931
Niggersky: Chrizlee.bsky.social
Address: 49072 Pluma Verde Pl Coachella, CA 92236
651 E Bonita Pl #608 Calipatria, CA 92233 (Father's house address)
his email: christhekappareturnz@gmail.com
parent's email:100firez1@gmail.com - you can momNVKE it if you need just to ground them
Parent's phone number: (760) 469-7403 (idk if this is active or not. but it's the latest)
old phone number dump: (442) 202-8989 (760) 698-8334 (760) 391-9347 (760) 775-3480 (619) 353-8655 (619) 775-9305 (760) 342-1668
parent's email dump: contrerasrudy70@gmail.com r00ddogg@peoplepc.com rddogg@peoplepc.com r00ddogg@ca.rr.com
his mom's facebook: https://www.facebook.com/rudy.contreras.9847/photos
 WARNING: NSFW CONTENT AHEAD!
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See also[edit | edit source]
Snopes
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0217-1003-09/https://archive.ph:443/Q47XZ
- ↑ Thread 1: https://megalodon.jp/2025-0804-0617-33/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12466704.html https://megalodon.jp/2025-0804-0633-43/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12466704.html https://megalodon.jp/2026-0217-1004-01/https://archive.ph:443/zbDvt
- ↑ Continuation thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0217-1005-41/https://archive.ph:443/gayUE
