Communism

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Communists are literally left-wing commies!

(Left to right) Fidel Coalstro, Thoughseph Stalin, and Mao Soot-tung, three major communist leaders

Communism is (((Jewish))).

☭Communism, also known as Cummunism or Judeo-Bolshevism is a political and economic ideology made by a self-hating lazy kike called (((Karl Marx))) It aims for a classless, stateless (communism ≠ anarchism though) (albeit the final form of communism would be stateless according to theorists), currencyless society based on common ownership of the means of production, with wealth distributed according to need. TL;DR: It's literally "You will own nothing and you will be happy." It's the ideology of irl soyjaks.

The basic idea of communism is complicated because if you try to debate communists, they will say, "We don't believe in this form of communism" or, "that's the extreme version" or something along those lines. However, the basic idea that commiepedotroons argue is that capitalism is evil because the capitalists of society, also known as the bourgeousie have too much power. Their solution to this power imbalance is to transfer the power that the richest 1% have into the government instead. The workers and farmers, called the proletariat, have the power transferred to them. Their leaders, often as corrupt if not more corrupt, and their bueracrat minions, simply become the new bourgeouise.

You may say, "Well, isn't that just transferring the corruption to the government? Now you just have a corrupt government rather than a corrupt bourgeoisie", but they're too stupid to understand that. Communists want all forms of production, including all of the factories that make stuff you need to live on, farms that sustain the food supply, and anything that produces shit to be owned by the people.

Some extremist commieGODs even want people to give up all private property and abolish the concept of private land ownership, giving all that land to the government instead for the sake of "equality".

Soyjak.party was frequently raided by CIA agents who LAAAAAAAARPed as communists. They usually spammed child porn, gore, and niggerdicks. Investigations by the /soy/ community have found that the average spammer was a CIA agent. Each of these parties were notorious for their connections to communism, pedophilia, and transgenderism. Therefore, these fag glowcunts were often referred to as commiepedotroons.

The only good thing that came from communism was the AK-47, that's it.

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(((Karl Marx)))

🤣 Rest in piss, (((Karl Marx))) 🤣 Smoking that (((Karl Marx))) pack tonight.💯

>	A highly disorderly, cynical human being... Washing, grooming and changing his linen are things he does rarely... He likes to get drunk... Often idle for days on end.	<
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((((((Karl Marx)))))) (original surname was Mordechai, btw if that matters) (5 May 1818 – 14 March 1883) was arguably one of the worst Jews that ever lived, best known for the amount of retardation he rippled throughout the world, mainly through his followers.

He was descended from a long line of rabbis, and through his mother distantly related to the ((((((Rothschilds)))))). Throughout his shitty existence, he spent all of his hard work and sweat and labor to become a hero of the working class do ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING HIS WHOLE LIFE. He studied law, philosophy, and whatever else let him avoid actual hard labor. He leeched off his parents until they cut him off, then immediately latched onto his aristocratic wife Jenny von Westphalen.

When he was in London exile, he spent his days in the British Museum reading snca, chain-smoking, drinking, and making his first book, Das Kapital. He was friends with a guy named Friedrich Engels (ironically, a capitalist factory owner). He was such a lazy unemployed faggot, that he spent his whole life literally sustained by the profits of Engels' cotton mill, which exploited ACTUAL proletarians so Karl could theorize about exploitation from his couch.

He lived in disgusting conditions with his 7 kids and wife, with his house being described as a pig-sty. He neglected his wife and kids, with 4 of them dying from malnutrition. Marx's letters were full of self-pity about how hard it was for him.

>Every day my wife says she wishes she and the children were safely in their graves... I really cannot blame her.

One of his sons died at 8 from what was basically just Marx not feeding him at all. Two of his remaining daughters ACKED! later in life. While his kids suffered, he banged his housewife (basically a slave who did all the work for him) and gave birth to a son, who he later blamed it on Engels and sent his son to live with Engels as his father, and he never visited or supported him.

He managed to overcome his crippling social anxiety thanks to his local child rapist rabbi, (((Moses Hess))), who also helped him in writing his "masterpieces" such as Das COALpital and The German Ideology. That same Moses also founded Zionism.

He hated religion, work, or anything requiring effort to achieve fulfillment in life, because he was a fucking lazy bastard who could never do anything actually fulfilling in life besides writing straight brimstone and lying down and rotting all day. He and his philosophy was utterly demonic and full of resentment. Despite being a SUPER JEW himself, he resented his own heritage, shown in his works such as 1843 On the Jewish Question, which would've been the only keyed thing he wrote if it wasn't just pure projection. He also leaked at SlavBVLLS, which probably inspired the later Soviet Union's horrific genocide against the populations of the former Russian Empire.

Many groups of retards read those books and never question what was in it further because they don't like that they have to work hard to get good money (TLDR; they're lazy wagecucks) (ev&oe the wagefag receives less money than the amount of money to buy the products that he produces). A lot of troons fall for this because it is soyentifically proven that all troons would be rather Dilating and gooning off to porn all day than to actually work hard in a well-paying job (maybe because they are all ugly as hell, and no one would like to go to work every day just to see that shit). (ev&oe you can also be a good communist and still have a job)

The Soviet Union

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The Soviet Union, also known as the doebeit onion or the CCC'P, was the first communigger country formed from Russia after WWI by Vladimir Lenin, killing Tsar Nicholas the II, his family, and making himself dictator. Under him the country became Niggerhell, Faggotry was legalized, Famines were common, and Church was banned. He died like a bitch in his 50's and went to hell leaving Stalin in charge. After WWII the USSR would have a shitflinging "war" with the US and would mess with countries and have skirmishes from time to time which still affects the world to this day. In 1991 the country would collapse cause Communism is retarded and would later turn back into Russia. It is still defended to this day by retarded trannies and soyboys.

Joseph Stalin's brutal dictatorship

During the early 1900s, Joseph Stalin, a pedophile and rapist who had acquired a great deal of power in the USSR, claimed that he had uncovered a "dangerous conspiracy of anti-Stalinist Communists". As such, he began a pattern of totalitarian actions, killing and imprisoning anyone he believed was a "dissenter". These included people who opposed communism, especially government officials and army officers. He had over 30,000 members of the Red Army executed. Stalin eventually moved on from killing people in office to peasants, ethnic minorities, artists, scientists, intellectuals, writers, foreigners, and ordinary citizens. He even killed Trotskyists (who were essentially more retarded communists), including Trotsky himself.^🗝️ Carl also made it so that families could be liable for the crimes of a husband or father, meaning that children as young as 12 could be executed. In total there was at minimum of 3 million innocents killed by the hands of one of history's most brutal soylent-loving schizo dictators.

Knowing all of that, you may think that Stalin was some sort of evil genius. However, he was just stupid. When Stalin saw that Russia's crops were not doing so well, the USSR enlisted the help of Soviet biologist Trofim Lysenko, a "scientist" who was against the theory of genetics and believed that plants and seeds could be trained to follow socialist organizational principles. Much like with any of Stalin's actions, anyone who opposed this biologist's retarded plan would be imprisoned. Over 3,000 biologists who opposed the idea that plants could follow socialist organizational principles were imprisoned. This and many more of Stalin's decisions led to the Russian famine of 1921–1922, which was so bad that over FIVE MILLION people died, with families resorting to CANNIBALISM.

Despite all of these god-awful things Stalin did, Stalin sympathizers and breadtubers will overlook all of this and pretend that Stalin was one of the best leaders out there and treat him as an icon. Most of these people have never lived under communism or experienced its horrors. Over time, Joseph Stalin has went from an awful dictator to a "hero" who warned us about heccing capitalism. Tankies mostly tend to talk about how he fought Hitler (ev&doe Stalin hated Jews, probably would've started a second holocaust, and killed Trotsky, who was a Jew plus considered Hitler as a communist before he betrayed him).

Communism today

Today's communism socialism^CHUD! is perpetuated by leftists in general, neo-Marxists, and various other factions. These people believe they should be paid $100k yearly for doing nothing in their lives besides using social media and gooning to hentai because of le hecking intrinsic motivation. Also, many male leftists unironically believe that they are women. Also their lifestyle, Interests, and generally everything they consume was made by and can only exist under capitalism, commies retort that this isn't hypocrisy since they need to in order to survive even though groups like the Amish prove that wrong.

Also recently leftists soyboys are using weapons (doctoooosss) to kill every literal who that threats xheir BASED lifestyle. This is in direct hypocrisy of Lenin's statements. He said that a peaceful revolution, such as a democratic vote, is preferred. The reason why it turns violent most of the time is because the bourgeoisie are suppressing them with violence. (were the BLM and antifa riots supressed by the bourgeoise?) Look at the USSR's formation, there was an election in the pre-civil war goverment. Guess who won? CommieCHADs. The social revolutionaries won, in a landslide with the bolsheviks trailing 100+ seats. Whom were not full-on communists, but social democrats. Lenin then proceeded to declare the election as rigged by the bourgeoise and seize power in a coup, starting the Russian civil war.

>Look at San Marino, a western country that became communist not through a revolution, but through a democratic vote of the people ONLY.

>WAAAAAAAOWW!! SNCA MICROSTATE WITH LIKE 6 PEOPLE LIVING IN THERE TURNED HECKIN COMMUNIST! CHECKMATE, CHUDDY!!!

There is a "famous" twitter thread where modern commies discuss how they envision their job in their ideal society. All the responses were shit like "uniform designer" and "mental health supporter". What this proves is that nowadays, the only westerners who unironically believe in communism are lazy, poor faggots, which is hilarious because they would've been the first to be sent to the gulags back in the USSR under Stalin or arrested for being a social parasite. Trannies like communism because (in their fantasy world at least) it allows them to do nothing but sit in their pod all day while dilating on Shitter and playing video games. Their brains are so rotten by leftist ideology they believe capitalism is the reason they can't afford HRT or something, when in reality is because they're lazy fucks that don't know how to handle their own money and would rather waste 100 thousand dollars on merch of their favorite troonslop media instead of something useful, and then they ask why they're broke.

A lot of them will claim that "capitalism is in decay", which makes sense if you look at the state of the modern world. But the thing is, they have been saying that for the past hundred years. (ev&oe the bourgeoisie VVILL fight back with violence called a "putsch", typically comes in the form of a "coup d'etat")

Socialism

Communism, socialism, call it what you like. There's very little difference in the two

National Bolshevism

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National Bolshevism is perhaps one of the most confusing ideologies known to man. Combining Nazism and Communism, it has rarely coherent beliefs. Its ideas are seen through many authoritarian dictatorships, such as China and, most notably, North Korea. It's mostly followed by brown third worlders and other Larper spergs, according to them because they believe Communism is homophobic, transphobic, anti-globalist, anti-semitic and anti-woke (erm actually chud it literally was before faggot revisionists) just like Nazism/Fascism, when in reality is that nazbols have been executed by both communists and nazis, for their ideological incoherence. Also remind the fact that the founder of the National Bolshevik Party wrote a book novel about homosexuality and how to get blacked, actually prooving more points about how its just larp

What to do if you see a modern communist/how to debate them

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"But Stalin was not that bad of a gu-ACKKKK" average North Korea user

• Remind them that there has never been a single successful communist country. USSR post-Stalin doe <-- evendoe it fell after like 50 years of pure stagnation and retardation
  • Ask them to name a single country that is not capitalist or socialist that is better than the country they are currently living under. If they answer "China" (which they will because they are retarded) remind them to take their meds and that China has a capitalist economy and engages in imperialism. (even doe china is failing and they are communist who rape children proof that the CIA FUCKING WON)
  • What about North Korea? (Dictatorship where families get paid to go to town squares to look like they are having fun and hanging out whenever tourists or ambassadors come, which is why there is such a strict curfew for anybody visiting.)
• Remind them that Joseph Stalin killed more people than Hitler and was the most unsuccessful leader in the history of the world. Also remind them that people back then were trying to leave the USSR through Germany after seeing the westernized German side.
• Remind them that Russia was already industrializing pre revolution and that the russian revolution was funded by Germany via the Jews. Rather it was multiple councils representing the country's people (those councils were called "Soviets"), hence where the name came from, Soviet Union, union of soviets. Most of these Soviets approved of Communism <- And these Soviets were controlled by the same jewish subversives in the Bolshevik party, that later co-opted by the communist state, losing any sort of worker's autonomy
• Remind them that while corporations do in fact employ tactics to keep people poor and unemployed, it is rather because of much different reasons than the ones commiepedotroons regurgitate from their Jewish parasites. Commies specifically cannot get jobs, because communist ideology discourages personal responsibility and encourages collective responsibility based on class instead - they're envious all in all. Even though the proletariat, who are the working class, are the ones trying to make a peaceful transition to socialism. <- head stuck in the sand
• Remind them that replacing an entire government to be communist will never happen in their or the next 100 lifetimes and is an unachievable goal.
• Ask them why capitalism has survived longer than communism and what should replace capitalism.
• Ask them to provide evidence of communism working.
• Remind them that people resorted to cannibalizing due to how bad famine was and at one point someone tried to make plants grow in snow which resulted in a lot more deaths because of starvation. (Stalin personally approved this, so you can blame Stalin for this)
• Remind them that an economic system without currency cannot function efficiently, or at all.
• Tell them that governments are inefficient.
• Tell them that communism will decay into Juche or Stalinism ("libertarian socialism" can't exist because you need a strong state with a police force to prevent the socialism in question from being overthrown by chuddies with guns, among other reasons that it doesn't work) (communism ≠ anarchism again you retard kek) (when did anyone ever say communism = anarchism)
• Ask them how communism will reduce government corruption (it won't).
• If they tell you "Liberals are right-wing," ask them if that means chuds did the French Revolution.
• Ask them if the Roman Empire was imperialist (they redefine "imperialism" as a stage of capitalism) Imperialism can be practiced by any country, for it is a diplomatic policy, not a political one.
• Remind them that they will never be real women.
• Remind them that Stalin would have lined them up against walls and shot them for being massive faggots.
• Kuz.
• Remind them that the west is so cool that when Metallica went to perform in Moscow after the USSR fell, more than 1.5 gorillion people attended.
• Refute the Labor Theory of Value: The amount of penises that touch a product does not affect its value, the subjective desire for the product and the supply available determine the value of any given good (Supply and Demand). Compounded onto this, people have subjective values for things depending on the level of want/need for the product. Someone who does not own a computer would value a mouse at nothing, since they don't want it. If they have a computer and don't have a mouse they will value a mouse at a cost reasonably to the supply of money available to them and the supply of mouses, if more people are chasing less goods, then people are willing to pay more (to an extent, it doesn't usually exceed the supply of money the consumer has). The notion that owners are stealing from the workers and that value comes from the amount of labor that went into a product is pure copium used to justify a selfish ideology that is practically slavery to benefit the entity in charge.
• Refute "Late Stage Capitalism": Marx considered his own time to be "Late Stage", and while we are far from perfect the capitalist model has proven itself to be a free and good system that allows for the consensual exchange of goods and services between people in some way, shape or form since the advent of agriculture.
• Refute the belief that the economy is zero sum: Value is subjective, with some hand tools and wood a skilled woodworker can make furniture that people would value higher than the raw wood itself, increasing the total value of the world that exists, compounded with the fact that the Earth is being bathed in free energy from the sun, making the Earth an open system and allowing life to even exist in the first place on the planet. This sunlight allows for unlimited energy from renewable sources of energy and renewable food production from agriculture that allows the value of everything on the earth to increase and allow everyone to win in a capitalistic system, especially when compared to the system practiced not too long ago that was zero sum in which gold was the primary store of value and a limited supply of gold meant limited wealth, but even in this system the value of gold was subjective and goods and services were also seen as having value in some way in comparison with gold.
• Just kill them.
• Honestly, it's just a waste of time to debate these retards. Once you understand one you understand the rest of them and they're usually so fantical that nothing can convince them.
• And if they are a Latinx Woke Communist, especifically from bogota (cachacos), just send them to carlos castaño so the AUC kills them (the AUC were based af for killing commies)^[Marge...]

Gallery

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  An old 'toss depicting Karl Marx.
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  Karl Marx looked like this irl
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  ohnonono what is this GEEEEEEG
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  Maoist Plierjak. doe
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  Kuzjak as an NKVD agent.
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  The famous whats your job commie thread
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  Communism’s greatest threats are the people who have lived through it GEGGGG even though the cuban people wordswordswordswords fidel castro came about via coup btw and won 10 elections in a row (fairly of course)
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  I cant believe I have to work and cant live on welfare and earn 6 trillion gorillion dollars for doing nothing everyday. this is literally racism
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  BLMtards pointing middle fingers to the hunderd million victims of communism
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  >Blxck. Workless. GAY. SPACE COMMUNIS-ACCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
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  The average communist in 2026.
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List of communists

• (((Karl Mordechai)))
• Friedrich Engels
• (((Rosa Luxemburg)))
• Yuri Kuznetsov
• (((Vladimir Lenin-Blank))) <-- was born in a rich neighborhood btw, although thats GOOD because petty bourgeoisie (small local business owner) le heckin revolutionary or something
• Joseph Stalin
• Nikita Khrushchev
• Leonid Brezhnev
• Mao Tse-Tung <-- shabbos goy
• Ho Chi Minh
• Joe Biden^{[He just is, okay?]}
• (((Lev Bronstein)))
• Adolf Hitler^[Marge...]
• Pol Pot (ev&doe he didn't fully read Marx or whatever) (most commies don't geg)
• Kim Il-sung
• Kim Jong-il
• Kim Jong-un
• Kim jong ching chong whatever xis name is
• Nicolaeu Ceausescu
• Barack Obama^{[He just is, okay?]}
• Che Guevara
• Fidel Castro
• Vladimir Putin
• Xi Jinping (ev&doe he's a heckin state-capitalist corporativist o algo)
• The vast majority of troons

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