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Vlodson Crisis

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Don't go and vandalize tags like a retard, it WILL get you temporarily banned.
Vlodson Crisis
Part of useless nigger wars
DateJanuary 11 2026 - Ongoing
Location
SoyBooru, occasional skirmishes on /soy/
Status Ongoing
Belligerents
Vlodsonites TVD insurgents
Commanders and leaders
VlodsonWABAG some Kenyan who hates Vlodson
Units involved
a bunch of baiters a bunch of soyteens
Strength
100 different recolors of Vlodson Coal emoji spam
Casualties and losses
lost all remaining cognitive functions fighting a useless nigger war, vlodson spammer made fun of online for being brown lost all remaining cognitive functions fighting a useless nigger war, 4 people banned

The Vlodson Crisis (aka Operation Total Vlodcuck Death) is an ongoing "raid" with the main goal of getting Vlodson banned. The raid in question initially started during 11 January 2026 and is currently ongoing, though it has slowed down.[1] The raid overall was not successful thoughever many posts with the tag NAS:Vlodson are still up meaning their goal was partially achived.

History[edit | edit source]

Background[edit | edit source]

Main article: Vlodson

Vlodson is a variant created by a /soy/ user during August 7th 2025. The variant is an edited version of another NAS variant consisting of Nojak's head, Gapejak's nose, Cobson's eyes and the baby Amerimutt's lips. The variant itself lacks IAS features such as an open mouth, stubble or glasses which has led to the debate of whether if it should be considered IAS.

Operation Total Vlodcuck Death[edit | edit source]

A thread with the goal of marking all Vlodson posts on the Soybooru with NAS:Vlodson was made. The thread gained attention and lead to over 600 posts on the Soybooru getting the tag variant:Vlodson replaced with NAS:Vlodson. The event lasted for a few hours before jannies eventually caught on.

Aftermath[edit | edit source]

Around 4 people were banned by the Soybooru jannies for tag vandalism for a week. The tags were presumably reverted although over 300 NAS:Vlodson and 600 variant:Vlodson tags are still up.[2][3] This would later cause the joons to add a vlodson nameroll.[4]

Citations

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