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{{Quoting|[[reddit|I am become meme... yeah, pretty much. I'm just- I'm just living the meme I'm- it's like there's living the dream and there's living the meme and it's pretty much what's happening, you know?]]|Elon Musk}}
{{Quoting|[[reddit|I am become meme... yeah, pretty much. I'm just- I'm just living the meme I'm- it's like there's living the dream and there's living the meme and it's pretty much what's happening, you know?]]|Elon Musk}}
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{{SmallChud}}{{Infobox officeholder|name=Elon Reeve Musk|birth_date=June 28, 1971|known_for=Being an [[You|autistic manchild]]|office=SeniQr advisQr tQ the president Qf [[United States|Q]]|term=Janvary 2Q, 2Q25 - May 3Q, 2Q25|image=Mutt Musk.png|caption=Xhe really do look like this GEEEEG|president=[[Donald Trump|DQnald TrVmp]]|office1=President of [[X|X Corp.]]|term_start1=October 27, 2022|office2=CEO of Tesla|term_start2=2008|office3=CEO of SpaceX|term_start3=May 2002}}
{{SmallChud}}{{Infobox officeholder|name=Elon Reeve Musk|birth_date=June 28, 1971|known_for=Being an [[You (detractor perspective)|autistic manchild]]|office=SeniQr advisQr tQ the president Qf [[United States|Q]]|term=Janvary 2Q, 2Q25 - May 3Q, 2Q25|image=Mutt Musk.png|caption=Xhe really do look like this GEEEEG|president=[[Donald Trump|DQnald TrVmp]]|office1=President of [[X|X Corp.]]|term_start1=October 27, 2022|office2=CEO of Tesla|term_start2=2008|office3=CEO of SpaceX|term_start3=May 2002}}
'''Elon Musk''' (Born: June 28, 1971-Died: SQQN...) is a [[South Africa|South African]]-[[Canada|Canadian]]-[[Amerimutt|American]] TRILLIONARE and benefactor of [[X|𝕏]]  who [[Romania|takes]] credit for every single thing that [[Nothing Ever Happens|ever happens]] in the dozens of companies xe owns [[even though]] in reality xe doesn't actually give [[Reddit|intellectual]] or [[Science|scientific]] contributions, xe just happens to be the extremely lucky investor that owns the companies. Literally every single [[News|news story]] or [[YouTube|YouTube video]] covering Tesla or SpaceX or Twitter has the name "Elon Musk" jammed in somewhere, [[even though]] it's very clear xe doesn't actually do anything given how [[Retard|retarded]] xe is.
'''Elon Musk''' (Born: June 28, 1971-Died: SQQN...) is a [[South Africa|South African]]-[[Canada|Canadian]]-[[Amerimutt|American]] TRILLIONARE and benefactor of [[X|𝕏]]  who [[Romania|takes]] credit for every single thing that [[Nothing Ever Happens|ever happens]] in the dozens of companies xe owns [[even though]] in reality xe doesn't actually give [[Reddit|intellectual]] or [[Science|scientific]] contributions, xe just happens to be the extremely lucky investor that owns the companies. Literally every single [[News|news story]] or [[YouTube|YouTube video]] covering Tesla or SpaceX or Twitter has the name "Elon Musk" jammed in somewhere, [[even though]] it's very clear xe doesn't actually do anything given how [[Retard|retarded]] xe is.


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*Xe is known for worshipping India and Israel, and supports importing infinite Indians so that they can beat [[China]] at the tech race, even though jeets suck at programming and will never produce good quality tech.
*Xe is known for worshipping India and Israel, and supports importing infinite Indians so that they can beat [[China]] at the tech race, even though jeets suck at programming and will never produce good quality tech.
 
*Xe is actually from [[Bosnia and Herzegovina|Republika Srpska]] ([[Nophono|Jovanka Jolic]] told me)
* Xe is an [[oldfag|oldsoi]].<ref>https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1587894226695884800</ref>


== His son ==
== His son ==

Latest revision as of 14:17, 16 August 2026

Boi ts nigga literally bought Twitter
Don't trust any tweet you see. Add a community note to every revision in this page's history to make the oldfags mald.GET A CHANCE TO GO TO OHIOOOO
CAUTION: POSSIBLE TRANNY PEDOPHILEYou can help by fact checking everything before ordering 'za to xis house
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>SAAR! SAAR! uhhhh there's a Paki looking at me through this glass ya kuchh is tarah ka
SAAR! This train collision was caused by PakistanisDon't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

This nigga has AssburgersPlease remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
> I am become meme... yeah, pretty much. I'm just- I'm just living the meme I'm- it's like there's living the dream and there's living the meme and it's pretty much what's happening, you know? <
Elon Musk


Elon Musk is (((Jewish))).
Elon Musk is a right-wing natzee!

Elon Musk (Born: June 28, 1971-Died: SQQN...) is a South African-Canadian-American TRILLIONARE and benefactor of 𝕏 who takes credit for every single thing that ever happens in the dozens of companies xe owns even though in reality xe doesn't actually give intellectual or scientific contributions, xe just happens to be the extremely lucky investor that owns the companies. Literally every single news story or YouTube video covering Tesla or SpaceX or Twitter has the name "Elon Musk" jammed in somewhere, even though it's very clear xe doesn't actually do anything given how retarded xe is.

After getting bored of selling overpriced electric cars, xe bought Twitter so he could rename it to X and turn into a Chud website even though xe is a normie. This is generally considered to be a gem[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?], albeit it indirectly caused the death of the Sharty as those chuddy twitter users would eventually discover this imageboard and migrate there. Somehow despite xis money he failed in parenting as his oldest son became a tranny, and xis other son was born with an incomprehensible schizo gibberish name. xe is the richest African-American alive. xe also founded the America Party which is a jeet and kike worshipping party.

Xis main business, Tesla, is falling in value because chinks are producing their cars at half the price. xe also owns SpaceX which actually accomplished shit and will hopefully ensure the first person on Mars is a man and not a queer woman of color. Other than xis aforementioned Xitter he spends xis time working on retarded projects like the Hyperloop, Tesla Bots or the Cybertruck. They are not and never will be profitable but at least it makes trannies seethe so it's keyed.

ermm, Elon Mutt is Soot theory confirmed???

Redditors used to soy over this guy because xe was hecking dank and smoked weed with Joe Rogan and shared their epic memes, but they flipped on him once xe started being a normified chud and never grew out of xis shitty ass humor. Xe is now their second biggest object of obsession after Donald Trump. On May 29 2025, Xe left TRVMP's government after a disagreement about tariffs or something.

Facts about Xim[edit | edit source]

  • Xhe is supporting lifting restriction on H1B passport🔒, effectively making american eventually a 'Jeet nation.
  • Xe is known for worshipping India and Israel, and supports importing infinite Indians so that they can beat China at the tech race, even though jeets suck at programming and will never produce good quality tech.
  • Xe is actually from Republika Srpska (Jovanka Jolic told me)

His son[edit | edit source]

This person is trans btw, if that matters

One of xis sons (Vivian Jenna Wilson, born Xavier Alexander Musk) was (is) a tranny and died (falsenvke btw xhe is still alive and never tried to ACK xerself yet). He appeared on a Hasan Piker stream, and hit a griddy for him[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Before this, Elon Musk was very liberal and was known for donating to the Democratic-Party but after xis son transitioned, he turned a whole 180, bought Twitter became right-wing and then donated to trump a lot.

See also[edit | edit source]

  • Twitter - The site he coaled up
  • Reddit - Where he gets his memes from

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