Salt

>Though maybe you were looking for the condiment?

Salt puts the Party in soyjak.party!

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>OYYYY IT'S ADMIN 6

salby wadur from da oshan add my /craf/ board NOW

>YOU VILL USE MY 4CHAN OPSEC DEMON VARIANT KAFFIR

>Salt? Yeah that's what they put in french fries or something

Chud ## Admin, also called Salt, NuAdmin, or Quote, is the current and 6th owner of soyjak.party. On August 9th, 2026, the site was presumably given to him by Quote in the Second Great Handover. This resulted in an outage spanning somewhere between 10-20 hours^{[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]} due to server transfer complications.

We don't know much about him, but he has already made VERY big changes. All Quote-era bans were forgiven, and many of Quote's jannies were purged from the roster. He also announced he was restructuring the rules, notably removing Rule 7. His introduction was marked by an extremely high PPH spike, with a PPH of over 2,300+ at 4:59 AM (UTC) on August 9, 2026. He was received quite well by 'teens on Soybooru and the Sharty itself, mostly due to Quote setting the bar to niggerhell. He has been likened to the prophetic Admin Ϫ due to his positive changes, but him being the sixth admin of the site has led to many concerns, though everyone knows Quote is Admin 6. So he might be the actual Admin Ϫ because of his (so-far) gemmy changes to the sharty.

It took nusois 5 hours to make a Femsalt porn thread.

History

Gem

First day

• Namefagging was banned on /soy/
• Averi and smuglet posters got 'nished^🗝️
• Deleted NAMEROLLS? Reverted, mostly due to soyteens noticing and calling him out.
• Cattywipes /j/ because there was "too much porn " from Quote's janny cabal.
• Deleted the dreaded DOCTOS wordfilter to everyone's praise.
• Banned VPNs.^🔒
• Reverted ALL bans.^🔒

Possible identity

• Me
• (You)
• Root is possibly gonna be the new admin He got slimed
• Mustard since he was the de facto head of Soysphere operations for a lot of Quote's term Mustard's jurisdiction is limited to the booru only (which means he has full ownership of the 'ru?) (<- yes)
• Cobblestone to fully make pooner takeover theory a reality She fortunately got slimed too
• Fenriris no way
• Mist
• Warrior-Z (can he even run a chan?)
• Aryan_warrior if he can't report xis cousin to the cops then imagine affording three websites
• Lobster Dog a.k.a Richfaghe Said it's not him
• Quote (can falsefags but There is insufficient evidence)
• Soot logged in again
• Martin Shkreli

He's most likely a random rich caca btw

Also everybody seems to want to call him Salt ^{[I think you mean sodium chloride]}.

Things he does

• He uses privacy browsers.
• He thinks Tor is laggy.
• He hosts the sharty's servers in his own home.
• He HATES namefags
• He HATES DDoS
• He doesn't know what the Swinny or Kiwi Farms are.
• He larps as a newfag.
• He saw people ask for an "opsec level:" fortune a few weeks ago (July) and thought about adding fortunes to the Sharty.
• He thinks video games are for babies and hid and locked^🔒 /craft/ just because he doesn't play Minecraft.
• He lives in the West Coast.

Gallery

Soysonas

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  >OH MY HECKIN CHUCK NORRIS IT'S JUST LIKE MY HECKIN 4CHAN CULTURE!!!!!!!
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  whatever tf is this nigga (even doe that’s king of soy, former admin of the sharty)

Salty variants

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  Generic 'plier variant nobeidore except /soy/ (i.e. everyone) is gonna use
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  Brim
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  First prototype
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  Rapeson
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  Welcoming the new admin
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  Mustard
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  Based on Wholesome Soyjak
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  OMGSISA

See also

• Salt (detractor perspective)

Snopes

Salt is part of a series on
Soysphere Admins, Jannies and Notable Users
Soysphere Admins and Jannies soyjak.party: Andy† ♦ Angeleno† ♦ BBQ Sauce† ♦ Broot† ♦ c0e7† ♦ Captain Coal† ♦ Cobblestone† ♦ Doll† ♦ Froot† ♦ Kuz† ♦ Limeade† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha† ♦ Lucky ♦ Mist† ♦ MoonMetropolis† ♦ Mustard† ♦ Quote† ♦ Red† ♦ Ronald† ♦ Root† ♦ Salt ♦ Smith† ♦ Sobot† ♦ Soot† ♦ Warrior-Z† SoyBooru: Angeleno† ♦ BBQ† ♦ Broot† ♦ Catter ♦ ClydeMcDeath† ♦ Doll† ♦ Froot† ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer† ♦ GillKoyim† ♦ greg† ♦ jimbo† ♦ Joel† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha† ♦ Mist† ♦ Mustard ♦ Quote† ♦ Salt ♦ satoko_houjou_fan† ♦ Soot† ♦ Soysneed† ♦ Warrior-Z ♦ YaroslavTV† soyjakwiki.org: Angeleno† ♦ Cobblestone† ♦ Fenriris† ♦ Froot† ♦ Gem Control† ♦ Jackson† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha ♦ MarketPliers† ♦ North† ♦ Quote† ♦ Root† ♦ Soot† ♦ SprokemowerMan† ♦ Tefal† ♦ Wellmeaningjakker† blog.soyjak.st†: Broot† ♦ Weebhunter3000†
Notable Users Influential/Notable namefags : Albert† ♦ Hamas_2† ♦ Histrion† ♦ Italian Chad† ♦ Joel† ♦ Mexican Twink† ♦ Romanian Schizo ♦ S0I1337† ♦ satoko_houjou_fan† ♦ The Bulgarian† ♦ The Swede† ♦ The Venezuelan FNF Pedo† ♦ trevor† Other Notable Users : CobsonTALKS ♦ Soyjak Party Video Archive†
Miscellaneous Lists Namefags ♦ Faces of the Party ♦ List of administrators ♦ List of /pol/ namefags ♦ List of SoyBooru administrators ♦ List of Soyjak Wiki administrators ♦ List of Soysphere users by fame ♦ Staff
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