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{{Distinguish|[[Grain of salt|the condiment]] or [[Quote|his true identity]]}}
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>Though maybe you were looking for the condiment or his true identity?
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Chud ## Admin

Salt, also called Chud ## Admin, NuAdmin, or Quote, is the current and 6th owner of soyjak.party. On August 9th, 2026, the site was presumably given to him by Quote in the Second Great Handover. This resulted in an outage spanning somewhere between 10-20 hours[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] due to server transfer complications.

We don't know much about him, but he has already made VERY big changes. All Quote-era bans were forgiven, and many of Quote's jannies were purged from the roster. He also announced he was restructuring the rules, notably removing Rule 7. His introduction was marked by an extremely high PPH spike, with a PPH of over 2,300+ at 4:59 AM (UTC) on August 9, 2026 but only because of a flood of goreposters posting gore and other niggerstone, illustrating why PPH is a meaningless statistic(Ev&oe this statistic was reached before he changed any rules?). He was received quite well by 'teens on Soybooru and the Sharty itself for like 30 minutes, mostly due to Quote setting the bar to niggerhell. He has been likened to the prophetic Admin Ϫ due to his positive changes, but him being the sixth admin of the site has led to many concerns, though everyone knows Quote is Admin 6. So he might be the actual Admin Ϫ because of his (so-far) gemmy changes to the sharty. Many also believe Salt is actually just Quote LARPing.

It took nusois 5 hours to make a Femsalt porn thread.

History

>b-b-but muh PPH!

First day

  • Accidentally banned VPNs, quickly reverted
  • Namefagging was banned on /soy/
  • Averi and smuglet posters got 'nished🗝️
  • Deleted NAMEROLLS? Reverted, mostly due to soyteens noticing and calling him out.
  • Cattywipes /j/ because there was "too much porn " from Quote's janny cabal.
  • Deleted the dreaded DOCTOS wordfilter to everyone's praise.[1]
  • Reverted Quote-era bans.🗝️
  • Deleted /craft/, much to the chagrin of Mist, who is was sorting it out as of August 9, 2026.[2]

Rules update

One of his first actions would be re-writing the rules, allowing gore, 'cado and Roblox discussion, resulting in immediate gore spam and Roblox threads.[3]He also cracked down on porn rules🗝️ though.

Possible identity

He's most likely a random rich caca btw

Also everybody seems to want to call him Salt [I think you mean sodium chloride].

Things he does

Gallery

Soysonas

Salty variants

See also

Snopes

Salt is part of a series on
Soysphere Admins, Jannies and Notable Users
Soysphere Admins and Jannies

soyjak.party:
Andy† ♦ Angeleno† ♦ BBQ Sauce† ♦ Broot† ♦ c0e7† ♦ Captain Coal† ♦ Cobblestone† ♦ Doll† ♦ Froot† ♦ Kuz† ♦ Limeade† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha† ♦ LuckyMist† ♦ MoonMetropolis† ♦ Mustard† ♦ Quote† ♦ Red† ♦ Ronald† ♦ Root† ♦ SaltSmith† ♦ Sobot† ♦ Soot† ♦ Warrior-Z

SoyBooru:
Angeleno† ♦ BBQ† ♦ Broot† ♦ CatterClydeMcDeath† ♦ Doll† ♦ Froot† ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer† ♦ GillKoyim† ♦ greg† ♦ jimbo† ♦ Joel† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha† ♦ Mist† ♦ MustardQuote† ♦ Saltsatoko_houjou_fan† ♦ Soot† ♦ Soysneed† ♦ Warrior-ZYaroslavTV

soyjakwiki.org:
Angeleno† ♦ Cobblestone† ♦ Fenriris† ♦ Froot† ♦ Gem Control† ♦ Jackson† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhahaMarketPliers† ♦ North† ♦ Quote† ♦ Root† ♦ Soot† ♦ SprokemowerMan† ♦ Tefal† ♦ Wellmeaningjakker

blog.soyjak.st†:
Broot† ♦ Weebhunter3000

Notable Users

Influential/Notable namefags :
Albert† ♦ Hamas_2† ♦ Histrion† ♦ Italian Chad† ♦ Joel† ♦ Mexican Twink† ♦ Romanian SchizoS0I1337† ♦ satoko_houjou_fan† ♦ The Bulgarian† ♦ The Swede† ♦ The Venezuelan FNF Pedo† ♦ trevor

Other Notable Users :
CobsonTALKSSoyjak Party Video Archive

†: Inactive
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