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Revision as of 00:21, 14 August 2026



Check the history section for the full story.


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Salt[a], also known as Chud ## Admin, Administrat0r, or NuAdmin, is the current and sixth owner of soyjak.party. On August 9, 2026, control of the site was transferred to him by Quote during the Second Great Handover. The transfer resulted in an outage lasting roughly 10-20 hours[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?], reportedly due to complications with moving site infrastructure.
Little is known about Salt personally, although several major changes marked the beginning of his tenure. All Quote-era bans were pardoned, many of Quote's jannies were removed from the staff roster, and Salt announced plans to restructure the site rules, notably removing Rule 7.
His arrival also coincided with a large PPH spike, which exceeded 2,300 at 4:59 AM UTC on August 9. He was initially received positively by many 'teens on both SoyBooru and the Sharty, in large part due to Quote's unpopularity and inactivity. His early reforms led some 'teens to compare him to the prophetic Admin Ϫ; others believe he is the site's accursed Admin 6. Some 'teens also initially speculated that Salt was merely Quote LARPing under a new identity; however, this theory has since largely fallen out of favor outside of Swinny circles.
Unlike his predecessors, Salt has expressed hostility towards namefagging and generally posts under the generic Administrator capcode or variations of the word "Administrator". The nickname "Salt", along with any other nicknames, was given to him by 'teens shortly after the beginning of his tenure to distinguish him from previous administrators and give him a more recognizable identity. He has so far neither adopted nor rejected any nickname.
History
First day

>b-b-but muh PPH!
On his first day as owner, Salt banned namefagging on /soy/, Averi, Smuglet posters, and VPNs, although the VPN ban was accidental and quickly reverted. He also temporarily removed namerolls, but restored them after the removal proved unpopular with 'teens. Salt later cattywiped /j/, claiming that there was "too much porn" left over from Quote's janny cabal. He also removed the DOCTOS wordfilter and other wordfilters to everyone's praise[1], and pardoned all Quote-era bans. Salt also deleted /craft/, much to the chagrin of Mist.[2] He caused Mist's clitty to leak, resulting in his ban.
Rule changes
Salt gave high priority to rewriting the rules, allowing gore, 'cado, and Roblox discussion. This resulted in an immediate wave of gore spam and Roblox threads.[3] He also cracked down on porn.
Q&A
He hosted a short Q&A before going to sleep on August 11, 2026.[4]
Facts
- His favorite variant is plier.
- His email is chudchudchudchudchud@protonmail.com
- He uses privacy browsers.
- He hates anime girls and lolicon.
- He doesn't like videogames because he's "too old for them".
- He thinks Tor is laggy.
- He thinks salt is the tastiest condiment.
- He hosts the sharty's servers in his own home.
- He is racist and white.
- He HATES namefags
- He HATES DDoS attacks.
- He doesn't know what the Swinny or Kiwi Farms are.
- He larps as a newfag.
- He saw people ask for an "opsec level:" fortune a few weeks ago (July) and thought about adding fortunes to the Sharty.
- He thinks video games are for babies and hid and locked🔒 /craft/ just because he doesn't play Minecraft.
- He lives in the West Coast.[possibly false]
- He allows goreaphiles to run rampant.
- He is a NIGGER.
- It took nusois 5 hours to make a Femsalt porn thread.

Gallery
Soysonas
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>OH MY HECKIN CHUCK NORRIS IT'S JUST LIKE MY HECKIN 4CHAN CULTURE!!!!!!!
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whatever tf is this nigga (even doe that’s king of soy, former admin of the sharty)
Salty variants
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Generic 'plier variant nobeidore except /soy/ (i.e. everyone) is gonna use
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Brim
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First prototype
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Welcoming the new admin
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Based on Wholesome Soyjak
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OMGSISA
See also
Notes
- ↑ These are all community nicknames as "Salt" wants to avoid being a namefag, and simply prefers to go as "Admin" or variants of this word.
Snopes
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0809-2131-10/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16943721.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0810-0446-08/https://soylentsource.st:443/index.php?threads/craft-removed.246/
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0810-0757-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16955835.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0811-1953-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17010678.html
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