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The fact liberals hate him is proof they support thugs and literal commies.

Nayib Armando Bukele Ortez also known as the World's coolest dictator (Self-declared), the bearded one, The meth consumer, Naib Bukili (by the news reporters) and Batman is an Salvadoran politician who serves as the President (or dictator) of El Salvador.

Bukele gave his country adoption to the bitcoin (Possibly El Salvador became the second India for the fact that all crypto-assholes online are known for being scammers) that is still in force today.[1] In conclusion of being attacked by the international media as being a FEARSOME dictator as much as Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini starting in 2020. On later 2021, He has written on its twitter's bio "dictator of El Salvador" changing it "the coolest dictator in the world" (Even if it sounds ridiculous as fuck, this is actually real).[2]

As seen

During Donald Trump's recurrent administration, Bukele has been highlighted as a key person for the deportation of Illegal Aliens to his country. After 200 criminals were sent to El Salvador by the American Government, a number of negative reactions have erupted from liberals, with claims that the vast majority are innocent and that there is no proof that they are criminals, and will be tortured in prison.

Anonymous has uploaded on his account an image of the prison CECOT, in a view of Google Maps a location that apparently there are dead bodies and a pool of blood, however, many claim that this is just water and a pile of tires.

Personal details that nobody would really give a shit to know about

Bukele is an Arab, his campaign was affected due to accusations that he is a Muslim, despite denying it, there are still people who think that his one secretly, Before his presidency he was an far-left member who expressed admiration for socialist members and would often boot lick.

he was once arrested for assaulting a woman.

Social Media Presence

Bukele Chud posting via his account

Bukele's presence on social media has been quite remarkable, from inflating his ego and to literally fuck U.S. politicians, as well as any kind of shit that can be considered random like the legendary post on the top.

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