Nayib Bukele

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Nayib Bukele is a right-wing shitlord!
He is set to win his 2027 election.
Bukele, according to Left-Wing Trannies

Nayib Armando Bukele Ortez also known as the World's coolest dictator (Self-declared), Nazi Bukele, the bearded one, the meth consumer, Naib Bukili (by news reporters), Papi and Batman is a Salvadoran politician who served as the President (or dictator) of El Salvador.

Dictatorship[edit | edit source]

Bukele gave his country the adoption of the bitcoin (Possibly leading to El Salvador becoming the second India for the fact that all crypto assholes online are known for being scammers) that is still in force today.[1] He was also being condemned by human rights activists for being a bourgeoisiecuck and a(n) (Otherwise fearsome) dictator as much as Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini starting in 2020 (This is due to an order to send military personnel to the congress of his country to compel members into accepting a law they didn't like). In late 2021, He wrote on his twitter bio: "dictator of El Salvador" until changing it to "the coolest dictator in the world" (Even if it sounds ridiculous as fuck, this is actually real).[2]

During Donald Trump's recurrent administration, Bukele has been highlighted as a key person for the deportation of Illegal Aliens to his country. After 200 criminals were sent to El Salvador by the American Government, a number of negative reactions have erupted from liberals, with claims that the vast majority are innocent and that there is no proof that they are criminals, and that they would be tortured in prison.

Anonymous has uploaded on his account an image of the prison CECOT, in a view of Google Maps, a location that apparently showed dead bodies and a pool of blood, however, many claim that this is just water and a pile of tires.

Appearance[edit | edit source]

He has been noted for looking like a movie star (Literally), his current signature is a sleek, black tactical ensemble, half street pimp (Enough to think that this is for his “coolest dictator” persona, to attract attention to the ones who call him a dictator).

During the Classic era he usually only wore a simple suit without a tie.

Personal details that nobody would really give a shit to know about[edit | edit source]

Bukele is an Arab, his campaign was affected due to accusations that he is a Muslim. Despite denying it, there are still people who think that he is one secretly. AFTER his presidency, he was a far-left member who expressed admiration for socialist members and would often boot lick.

He was once arrested for assaulting a woman.

Social Media Presence[edit | edit source]

Bukele's presence on social media has been quite remarkable, from inflating his ego and to literally fuck over U.S. politicians, as well as any kind of shit that can be considered random like the legendary post shown here:

Bukele chudposting via his account

2027 Presidential Election[edit | edit source]

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The 2027 Presidential Election is an upcoming event that will determine whether Bukele secures a third term as president, according to commietroons, his bid for a third term represents a SEVERE violation of democracy and signals that El Salvador is poised to become the next Russia. The most potential Person who is running against Bukele is a Literal who named Claudia Ortiz.[She is officially not running]

Upon being elected for a third time, he will become the longest-serving president, having begun his first term in 2019.

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